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[Eradyn]

k-baggs wrote...

Obviously the best way for BioWare to answer all our questions about turian anatomy would be to put in a romance scene where Shepard enters her quarters and Garrus is there, naked but for a bowtie and holding a bottle in front of his crotch, and he tells Shepard he bought more wine.

Exactly.  This is an important scientific endeavor.  The world must know, BW!

[k-baggs]

Then he turns around and he has the tiniest, flattest bottom.

[Eradyn]

k-baggs wrote...

Then he turns around and he has the tiniest, flattest bottom.

I don't know, the man's got some KILLER legs under that armor.  You can tell with how they...bulge all muscle-like...and...the way his butt just...

...

...


I'm going to bed.

[k-baggs]

He doesn't look like his trunk carries much junk, but the shape of his armor could be fooling me! Like you said, dem legz.


"i'll be in my bunk"

[Eradyn]

k-baggs wrote...

He doesn't look like his trunk carries much junk, but the shape of his armor could be fooling me! Like you said, dem legz.


"i'll be in my bunk"

How can I put this delicately?

Okay...look at the size of his codpiece. 

I'll give you a moment to let it sink in.

Was that a double entendre? Why yes, it was.  Completely un-intended, I assure you.

Modifié par Eradyn, 06 février 2012 - 05:23 .

[k-baggs]

Oh, by "junk" I meant general buttcheek size, not his....

*looks at front junk*

Wait, what were we talking about?


(btw daaaaang that double entendre is so entendre-ey)
edit: still laughing

Modifié par k-baggs, 06 février 2012 - 05:25 .

[Eradyn]

k-baggs wrote...

Oh, by "junk" I meant general buttcheek size, not his....

*looks at front junk*

Wait, what were we talking about?


(btw daaaaang that double entendre is so entendre-ey)
edit: still laughing

*High fives* xD

Okay, my job here is done; I'll be in my bunk.  For real this time! G'night all, and happy Garrus dreams!

[k-baggs]

Goodnight!

[DarthEmpress]

k-baggs wrote...

He doesn't look like his trunk carries much junk, but the shape of his armor could be fooling me! Like you said, dem legz.


"i'll be in my bunk"

Okay, I just have to say that those Turian legs are damn sexy, mmm hmm <3  I think the spike-thingies add a certain something to them.

[k-baggs]

I like the leg spur things too! Glad they kept them in the turian design.

I posted this picture a long time ago and someone said it looked like Garrus was turned to the camera instead of away and that he was wearing elf shoes. Now I can't unsee elf shoes...

Modifié par k-baggs, 06 février 2012 - 06:09 .

[The Sarendoctrinator]

I leave for a few days and come back to... this topic of discussion. xD I haven't read through everything I've missed because there are way too many pages, but I'll post my opinions on the topics I saw while browsing through.

I think the turian collar is part of their body, but the armor really does exaggerate it. I would guess that it's closer to the size shown in Garrus' casual outfit. There was one screenshot of a turian a few pages back (the one in the cute hat) who doesn't seem to be missing the front piece of the collar though. So now I'm guessing that it varies, like fringe shape and length. As for biological purpose, the best one I've come up with is radiation protection for their neck. Their skin is more exposed on their necks than anywhere else, and having metal plates on the necks themselves would restrict movement, which means... collars, the next best thing?

I didn't know that Saren was originally planned to be the only turian in-game, that they hadn't planned them as a species. Turians are the best-designed alien race I've ever seen, and it all started because of Saren? Now I have yet another reason for him to be my favorite.

Okay guys, this last part of my post might involve minor SPOILERS as a response to the conversation that went on for several pages about squadmate x squadmate relationships, but nothing that hasn't been said already.

I've never supported pairings between squadmates. When you imagine your many Shepards on-board the Normandy together, as I do, then it just gets plain weird to see a squadmate romancing someone who is not the Shepard you've paired them with. It's like they're cheating on Shepard, even though that Shepard technically doesn't exist in other playthroughs. I have a lot of Shepards planned of both genders, and the Garrus/Tali romance will be showing up in many of those playthroughs.

On the bright side, if I had to choose one character besides Shepard for Garrus, it would be Tali. I consider her a close friend as well (even though not all of my Shepards feel this way, it is a vast majority). Tali's my favorite female character. If Garrus ended up with Liara or Ashley, who I've never liked at all, I would naturally be much more opposed to the idea. I can get used to the idea of Garrus and Tali together... and try to ignore it a bit, I suppose. Again, trying to look on the bright side, maybe this will help make it easier for me to play other FemSheps who romance Garrus without feeling like he's cheating on the other one.

Any other big topics I missed? Oh yeah, the art book. I've got to get that sometime.

[k-baggs]

The Sarendoctrinator wrote...

Any other big topics I missed?

Weiners and butts? XD

[kalasaurus]

k-baggs wrote...

The Sarendoctrinator wrote...

Any other big topics I missed?

Weiners and butts? XD

Aw, I missed out on the fun conversation while I was gone D:

[The Sarendoctrinator]

Oh no, I saw that. It's on this page. xD But I've always stayed out of those discussions. I just leave you guys to have your fun and look elsewhere in the meantime.

[k-baggs]

Haha, well, it is about time I left this thread for now anyway. I'm only staying up to write a school paper... D:

[TNT1991]

The Sarendoctrinator wrote...

Any other big topics I missed?

 

Three words. Team. Dextro. Threesome. 

[The Sarendoctrinator]

TNT1991 wrote...

The Sarendoctrinator wrote...

Any other big topics I missed?

 

Three words. Team. Dextro. Threesome. 

Right, forgot about that. It wouldn't apply to any of my Shepards, but there's a chance it could work, I guess. Garrus and Tali are both options for Shep, and pair off with each other if she/he isn't interested, so at the very least, it's a love triangle.

@k-baggs: You're looking at pics of Garrus while doing schoolwork? Isn't that distracting?  Not that I'm one to talk with all of my distractions.

[kalasaurus]

I found another awesome Garrus youtube video.  Imagine if Garrus were the protagonist of Mass Effect

"Mass Effect Adventures of Garrus Vakarian": youtu.be/B4hRhvMnZjg

One can dream... *sigh*

[Pyn]

[k-baggs]

The Sarendoctrinator wrote...
looking at pics of Garrus while doing schoolwork? Isn't that distracting?

Yes... At least it's due Tuesday instead of tomorrow.



Also: I love agsii1's Mass Effect videos.  Okay, I'll let myself watch "Jorinth" again, then back to work.

[kalasaurus]

k-baggs wrote...
Also: I love agsii1's Mass Effect videos.  Okay, I'll let myself watch "Jorinth" again, then back to work.

I discovered agsii1's channel not that long ago.  Wincest is probably my favorite out of all of them, but they've all given me so much joy

[k-baggs]

Oh hey! This agsii1 video is brand new, and look who's in it!

omg first time i've seen this one, brb dying

[kalasaurus]

k-baggs wrote...

Oh hey! This agsii1 video is brand new, and look who's in it!

omg first time i've seen this one, brb dying

XD

Garrus certainly has a way with pickup lines.  "Tell me again about your immune system."  Mmmm...

[Chewin]

MissMaster wrote...

That's all I have to say.