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[LilyasAvalon]

Turian babies and Daddy Garrus!

... Turian... babies... Daddy... Garrus....

*Becomes depressed over the endings again*

[Karrie788]

Turian. Babies.

TURIAN. BABIES.

AAAAAAAAAAAARGH...

[HelenMac321]

LilyasAvalon wrote...

Real life is such a downer.

I'm trying to decide what's 'worse'. The fornax, or what's posted on Clan V.

I know, right?

My eyes are a virgin to both so I'll have to take a look to compare. Do I even want to take a look to compare? 

[Ilysail]

Gah i love that pic

My headcanon has Shep and Garrus with an adopted Krogan girl and a Turian boy

[Mresa]

In my headcannon, Shep and Garrus adopted a whole bunch of kids! Both human and turian.

[LilyasAvalon]

Garrus would make a great dad. :< Even if his rifle collection would get stolen by junior.

EDIT: Damnit, iPad! HE'S ALIVE!

Modifié par LilyasAvalon, 16 mars 2012 - 05:39 .

[HelenMac321]

Sable Rhapsody wrote...

HelenMac321 wrote...

FFZero wrote...

How the hell did I not know about Clan V?

This isn't going to be good for my studies. Sorry thesis paper, Garrus comes first every time.

Also the stuff in there can't be as bad as what you would find in the real life fornax magazine. I've seen bits of that and was in desperate need of brain bleach.

I did not know about Clan V either. Does this mean that my life has missed out on something great and Garrus related? 

Pft, silly real life <_<

Umm...think of checking out Clan V as like having sex for the first time.  It's awkward, uncomfortable, and utterly glorious.  And you gain a lot more than you lose

EDIT: Oh dear lord, this ended up TOP    Quick, fix it with cute!

That's it. i'm heading to Clan V. Real life and shame be damned 

OOO! But that's so lovely! SQUEE! Aww, now I'm definitely happy about seeing mini Turian/Humans. I can imagine a little one with just a few less...scales. Cute 

And don't worry, that cutey picture more than makes up for explaining the mechanics of what going into Clan V for the first time feels like...

[Karrie788]

In my headcanon, I'm guessing they have two kids, a baby turian and a baby human. Didn't decide on the gender though. Wonder where they would raise them?

[Sable Rhapsody]

HelenMac321 wrote...

And don't worry, that cutey picture more than makes up for explaining the mechanics of what going into Clan V for the first time feels like...

LOL, glad I'm good for something other than perviness

I *have* come up with a plausible way for Shep and Garrus to have children.  They wouldn't be hybrids, but it could work.  You know how the asari reproduce?  Using the "father" species' DNA to randomize their own?  I bet with some space magic science, Shep and Garrus could do the same.

The baby would still be 100% human, but would have some genetic influence from Garrus.  This unfortunately would not work with a turian baby since there's no way for a human mother to carry a turian child to term due to chirality problems.  But it's a thought.

[LilyasAvalon]

Sable Rhapsody wrote...

HelenMac321 wrote...

And don't worry, that cutey picture more than makes up for explaining the mechanics of what going into Clan V for the first time feels like...

LOL, glad I'm good for something other than perviness

I *have* come up with a plausible way for Shep and Garrus to have children.  They wouldn't be hybrids, but it could work.  You know how the asari reproduce?  Using the "father" species' DNA to randomize their own?  I bet with some space magic science, Shep and Garrus could do the same.

The baby would still be 100% human, but would have some genetic influence from Garrus.  This unfortunately would not work with a turian baby since there's no way for a human mother to carry a turian child to term due to chirality problems.  But it's a thought.

That's what I want. I mean, hell, we have space magic of the endings, I see NO reason why we shouldn't get Space Magic babies.

[Mresa]

Karrie788 wrote...

In my headcanon, I'm guessing they have two kids, a baby turian and a baby human. Didn't decide on the gender though. Wonder where they would raise them?

Somewhere warm. I'd so want my house set up near some beach. Could watch the sunset from the balcony, enjoy the breeze~

[Twilight_Princess]

My headcanon is that we get that beach house...but we get a pair of varrens to look after  And grunt comes over for visits LOL

[Karrie788]

Mresa wrote...

Karrie788 wrote...

In my headcanon, I'm guessing they have two kids, a baby turian and a baby human. Didn't decide on the gender though. Wonder where they would raise them?

Somewhere warm. I'd so want my house set up near some beach. Could watch the sunset from the balcony, enjoy the breeze~

Ok, they're moving to Grasse.

[Timerider42]

Castanea wrote...

All the deaths were REALLY well-written. Mordin, Thane and Legion. They were really heroes in the end. T.T

Wait, Legion always dies? I thought I just messed up horribly.

[Sable Rhapsody]

LilyasAvalon wrote...

That's what I want. I mean, hell, we have space magic of the endings, I see NO reason why we shouldn't get Space Magic babies.

That and the idea of Garrus fussing over pregnant Shepard is the funniest and cutest thing ever.

Karrie788 wrote...

Ok, they're moving to Grasse. [smilie]../../../images/forum/emoticons/grin.png[/smilie]

Not much there other than a lovely perfumery so I bet the Reapers didn't smoosh it.  (I am thinking of the right place?  I think?)

Modifié par Sable Rhapsody, 16 mars 2012 - 05:51 .

[LilyasAvalon]

Turians don't like the cold apparently. Makes me wonder if Palaven doesn't have an arctic or something.

I'm retiring to Hawaii with Garrus in my headcanon though. Or Singapore.

We'll have a krogan female named Eve, a turian girl named Asherah, and a human boy named Mordin.

Maybe another turian boy as well.

...And a salarian...

...Maybe I should just buy orphanage.

Modifié par LilyasAvalon, 16 mars 2012 - 05:53 .

[Ilysail]

Im so bad, my shep and garrus dont even retire after adopting

Wiping out a squad of Aria's new mercs, getting a message halfway through that their little bundle of krogan is throwing a tantrum down in engineering...

[Karrie788]

Timerider42 wrote...

Castanea wrote...

All the deaths were REALLY well-written. Mordin, Thane and Legion. They were really heroes in the end. T.T

Wait, Legion always dies? I thought I just messed up horribly.

Yep. No way to save him. You can prevent him from being stabbed by Tali. That's all.

Sable Rhapsody wrote...

Not
much there other than a lovely perfumery so I bet the Reapers didn't
smoosh it.  (I am thinking of the right place?  I think?)

Yes you are. <3

That, and it's close to Cannes. Let's hope the Reapers didn't destroy the whole thing.

Modifié par Karrie788, 16 mars 2012 - 05:53 .

[Tigerlilies3]

Just a random thought that I had about the turian ladies after a primatology class: So sexual dimorphism, or big differences between what males and females of a species look like, is related to male parental investment. The less investment on the part of the males, the bigger the difference is between the sexes. So basically, if turian ladies look like male turians, like BW alludes, then male turians must be great dads

Modifié par TIgerlilies3, 16 mars 2012 - 05:55 .

[LilyasAvalon]

Sable Rhapsody wrote...

LilyasAvalon wrote...

That's what I want. I mean, hell, we have space magic of the endings, I see NO reason why we shouldn't get Space Magic babies.

That and the idea of Garrus fussing over pregnant Shepard is the funniest and cutest thing ever.

Too adorable for words.

....AH! BRAIN BLEACH BRAIN BLEACH! I just remembered that Japanese picture of Wrex and Shepard's offspring!

[AgentMulder5]

Went to Clan V for... science.... was railroaded by a "private group" message, resumed breathing. *runs before they find me*

[Karrie788]

LilyasAvalon wrote...

Sable Rhapsody wrote...

LilyasAvalon wrote...

That's what I want. I mean, hell, we have space magic of the endings, I see NO reason why we shouldn't get Space Magic babies.

That and the idea of Garrus fussing over pregnant Shepard is the funniest and cutest thing ever.

Too adorable for words.

....AH! BRAIN BLEACH BRAIN BLEACH! I just remembered that Japanese picture of Wrex and Shepard's offspring!

WHY did you have to remind me of that?!

[Timerider42]

Karrie788 wrote...

Timerider42 wrote...

Castanea wrote...

All the deaths were REALLY well-written. Mordin, Thane and Legion. They were really heroes in the end. T.T

Wait, Legion always dies? I thought I just messed up horribly.

Yep. No way to save him. You can prevent him from being stabbed by Tali. That's all.

On my initial playthrough, they both died. Oops.

[Sable Rhapsody]

TIgerlilies3 wrote...

Just a random thought that I had about the turian ladies after a primatology class: So sexual dimorphism, or big differences between what males and females of a species look like, is related to male parental investment. The less investment on the part of the males, the bigger the difference is between the sexes. So basically, if turian ladies look like male turians, like BW alludes, then male turians must be great dads

Sexual dimorphism is also related to a whole slew of other things (social group structure, sexual selection, etc.), but yes.  From what we've seen of turian dads (Garrus's, Primarch Victus), they're loving but strict.

[LilyasAvalon]

Karrie788 wrote...

LilyasAvalon wrote...

Sable Rhapsody wrote...

LilyasAvalon wrote...

That's what I want. I mean, hell, we have space magic of the endings, I see NO reason why we shouldn't get Space Magic babies.

That and the idea of Garrus fussing over pregnant Shepard is the funniest and cutest thing ever.

Too adorable for words.

....AH! BRAIN BLEACH BRAIN BLEACH! I just remembered that Japanese picture of Wrex and Shepard's offspring!

WHY did you have to remind me of that?!

If I must suffer, so must all of you!

Hm, TOP.



Something PG rated I salvaged from Clan V (This stuff is actually pretty rare).

Poor Vega.

Modifié par LilyasAvalon, 16 mars 2012 - 06:01 .