No Shepard Without Vakarian: Garrus Love and Turian Discussion
#13876
Posté 26 mars 2012 - 05:55
#13877
Posté 26 mars 2012 - 05:55
I have a weird thing for Legion.
Edited to add: ALSO!! Did any of you blush when Javik asked if you were "joined with the turian" after you two got busy? He could "smell your pheremones" or something?
Modifié par Bad Cupcake, 26 mars 2012 - 05:57 .
#13878
Posté 26 mars 2012 - 05:55
LilyasAvalon wrote...
You don't apperciate the adorable cliche of 'testing your reach and my flexibility'? :<
Hey, for me it's "allonge et souplesse".
Don't get me wrong, the scene itself is hilarious. I never tire to watch it.
But it's just weird from a roleplaying point of view. Your best friend just told you the story of how he banged some random alien chick after he had a sparring contest with her. And then you say "Ya know what, we should hook up."
Ô_o
Edit: I honestly have no idea what could have possibly gone through Garrus' mind when she propositioned sex. Probably a lot of "what? huh, what?"
Edit 2: I want a romance with Marauder Shields. MAKE IT HAPPEN BIOWARE!
Modifié par Karrie788, 26 mars 2012 - 05:58 .
#13879
Posté 26 mars 2012 - 05:56
Bad Cupcake wrote...
This is going to seem like a weird topic of discussion... was there any other non-human character that you couldn't romance that you would have?
I have a weird thing for Legion.
He has a vibrate feature in my headcanon...
I've always had a thing for robots, I blame Transformers and Bionicle.
On more serious discussion. Balak. ...No, I'm not kidding, I would **** that Batarians brains out until he worshipped humans.
Modifié par LilyasAvalon, 26 mars 2012 - 05:59 .
#13880
Posté 26 mars 2012 - 05:59
But I already said that... It was my favorite ME2 line.
Its jsut at that point he sounds willing and interested. And he refers to himself as a man so theres no species barrier in the way... That always made me feel like he was instinctivly on board with the romance since the beginning and that all the thinking about what could go wong eventually made him nervous.
#13881
Posté 26 mars 2012 - 06:01
...Then again, turians apparently see asari just like female turians, so...
#13882
Posté 26 mars 2012 - 06:02
Karrie788 wrote...
LilyasAvalon wrote...
You don't apperciate the adorable cliche of 'testing your reach and my flexibility'? :<
Hey, for me it's "allonge et souplesse".
Don't get me wrong, the scene itself is hilarious. I never tire to watch it.
But it's just weird from a roleplaying point of view. Your best friend just told you the story of how he banged some random alien chick after he had a sparring contest with her. And then you say "Ya know what, we should hook up."
Ô_o
*snip*
Omgosh, Karrie, you just made me laugh so hard I cried, AND I had to read your post to my husband, who is sitting next to me playing ME3. I thought this, too!! It was almost like his regaling of that turned her on, hahahha! And I have to say, "allonge et souplesse" sounds way way sexier.
#13883
Posté 26 mars 2012 - 06:04
Bad Cupcake wrote...
This is going to seem like a weird topic of discussion... was there any other non-human character that you couldn't romance that you would have?
I have a weird thing for Legion.
Edited to add: ALSO!! Did any of you blush when Javik asked if you were "joined with the turian" after you two got busy? He could "smell your pheremones" or something?
I have an irrational thing for Kirahee... ... ... i really cant explain it!
If only he stayed green...
#13884
Posté 26 mars 2012 - 06:04
LilyasAvalon wrote...
He has a vibrate feature in my headcanon...
I've always had a thing for robots, I blame Transformers and Bionicle.
On more serious discussion. Balak. ...No, I'm not kidding, I would **** that Batarians brains out until he worshipped humans.
I like you, Lily.
#13885
Posté 26 mars 2012 - 06:04
Bad Cupcake wrote...
This is going to seem like a weird topic of discussion... was there any other non-human character that you couldn't romance that you would have?
I have a weird thing for Legion.
Edited to add: ALSO!! Did any of you blush when Javik asked if you were "joined with the turian" after you two got busy? He could "smell your pheremones" or something?
Councilor Sparatus. Seriously I have such the hots for him. I don't know why either, something about his jerkiness is compelling.
#13886
Posté 26 mars 2012 - 06:06
Jackiedeex7 wrote...
Karrie788 wrote...
To be honest, I found the beginning of the Garrus romance really bad.
WAIT, I SAID THE BEGINNING. Don't kill me.
I think it's hilarious how fem shep just has these super horrible/hilarious lines with Garrusmance, like the:
"We can test your reach... and my flexibility (giggity giggity goo)"
I still just... facepalm at that line. Although the first time it happend I was too over the moon that I could flirt with him to mind much.
I think Shep just likes making him flustered because normally Garrus is so unflappable
Even though I love the Garrus romance so much, that line had me facepalm too. Though I do like how you can for the pretty much first time, catch him off guard like that.
#13887
Posté 26 mars 2012 - 06:06
Bad Cupcake wrote...
Omgosh, Karrie, you just made me laugh so hard I cried, AND I had to read your post to my husband, who is sitting next to me playing ME3. I thought this, too!! It was almost like his regaling of that turned her on, hahahha! And I have to say, "allonge et souplesse" sounds way way sexier.
LOL I like making people laugh. Thank you.
I'm uploading the scene right now, actually. You'll be able to judge for yourself.
#13888
Posté 26 mars 2012 - 06:06
hahahahahahhahahaha
#13889
Posté 26 mars 2012 - 06:08
Deviant Ingredient wrote...
Bad Cupcake wrote...
This is going to seem like a weird topic of discussion... was there any other non-human character that you couldn't romance that you would have?
I have a weird thing for Legion.
Edited to add: ALSO!! Did any of you blush when Javik asked if you were "joined with the turian" after you two got busy? He could "smell your pheremones" or something?
Councilor Sparatus. Seriously I have such the hots for him. I don't know why either, something about his jerkiness is compelling.
DIS. IS. SPARTA!
#13890
Posté 26 mars 2012 - 06:11
Bad Cupcake wrote...
My husband says we're all gross, gross girls.
hahahahahahhahahaha
Well... we are.
#13891
Posté 26 mars 2012 - 06:12
Karrie788 wrote...
Bad Cupcake wrote...
My husband says we're all gross, gross girls.
hahahahahahhahahaha
Well... we are.
And I personally feel no shame about it.
#13892
Posté 26 mars 2012 - 06:12
#13893
Posté 26 mars 2012 - 06:14
Bad Cupcake wrote...
This is going to seem like a weird topic of discussion... was there any other non-human character that you couldn't romance that you would have?
I have a weird thing for Legion.
Edited to add: ALSO!! Did any of you blush when Javik asked if you were "joined with the turian" after you two got busy? He could "smell your pheremones" or something?
Lorik Qui'inn! It's so sad he isn't in ME3.
I love Legion as well. Robots are just awesome (major Transformers fan here).
#13894
Posté 26 mars 2012 - 06:16
Sinilin wrote...
Lorik Qui'inn! It's so sad he isn't in ME3.![]()
I love Legion as well. Robots are just awesome (major Transformers fan here).![]()
Lorik Qui'inn was just so classy.
Also, Kal'Reegar. Just, I swear, it's an attraction to the military men. *Swoon* It broke my heart when he got an OFFSCREEN DEATH in ME3.
#13895
Posté 26 mars 2012 - 06:18
Bad Cupcake wrote...
I have a weird thing for Legion.
I never thought about Legion. And then I saw this picture.

by patryk-garret of dA
I can't tell you how confused I felt the first few seconds after I realised I'd caught myself thinking "Hey. I would... conceivably figure out a way to... have fun with that." My sister looked at it and looked at me and said "WHY DO I FIND THAT HOT?!"
I can't say I'd do a Batarian but I think they are cute when they smile :
(Edit for art attribution)
Modifié par Niostang, 26 mars 2012 - 06:21 .
#13896
Posté 26 mars 2012 - 06:19
Javik asked me "Did you mate with the turian?" O_O
#13897
Posté 26 mars 2012 - 06:19
#13898
Posté 26 mars 2012 - 06:20
Karrie788 wrote...
Ugh, so many off-screen deaths of such awesome characters. I was bummed when I learned about Emily Wong's death. To think we got ALLERS instead.
Javik asked me "Did you mate with the turian?" O_O
*GASP!* You have to upload that now!
#13899
Posté 26 mars 2012 - 06:21
LilyasAvalon wrote...
Lorik Qui'inn was just so classy.
Also, Kal'Reegar. Just, I swear, it's an attraction to the military men. *Swoon* It broke my heart when he got an OFFSCREEN DEATH in ME3.![]()
I think Kal'Reegar deserved better than an offscreen death. Was I the only one who got a feeling during ME2 that he had a crush on Tali? That romance would have been so cute.
Modifié par Sinilin , 26 mars 2012 - 06:23 .
#13900
Posté 26 mars 2012 - 06:21





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