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[Exile Isan]

Karrie788 wrote...

Shame! You want me to try and do it for you?

Sure.

Let's see I destroyed the Collector Base, FemShep, her name is Sara, Ruthless background, the Quarians made peace with the Geth, romanced Garrus, EMS around 4000, had Kaidan, Tali, Garrus, and Javik, I did stop TIM from shooting Anderson, and I chose the Destroy ending.

[Karrie788]

Exile Isan wrote...

Karrie788 wrote...

Shame! You want me to try and do it for you?

Sure.

Let's see I destroyed the Collector Base, FemShep, her name is Sara, Ruthless background, the Quarians made peace with the Geth, romanced Garrus, EMS around 4000, had Kaidan, Tali, Garrus, and Javik, I did stop TIM from shooting Anderson, and I chose the Destroy ending.

All right... BIG POST AHEAD. Edit: Dear God! Sorry about the formating.

Post-Invasion, Day One, Hour Zero

Message text transmitted via short-burst neutron emissions, encoded in human
"Morse" protocol


ADMIRAL HACKETT TO ALL FLEETS

ALL FLEETS REPORT IN STOP ALL FLEETS REPORT AND RETRANSMIT MESSAGE VIA ALL POSSIBLE CHANNELS STOP

REAPERS DESTROYED STOP VICTORY IS OURS REPEAT VICTORY IS OURS STOP

ALL FLEETS REPORT AND RETRANSMIT MESSAGE VIA ALL POSSIBLE CHANNELS STOP

----
Post-Invasion, Day Three, Hour Eighteen

Message text transmitted via tightbeam communications laser


All right, let's try this thing out.


All ships, this is Admiral Hackett of the Alliance Navy.
Admiral Raan has assured me that the quarians have
rigged a temporary communications buoy capable of boosting this
signal within the Sol system. All ships, if you're hearing this, please
report in.



If you require assistance, signal for help. We have ships capable of
flight, repeat, we have ships capable of flight.



We're still piecing together what happened. The Reapers are dead in the
water. We all saw the explosions. There's been no signs of activity in
the debris of the Reaper fleet. We've won. We don't know how, but Shepard
did it.



The energy emission from the Citadel, echoed and magnified by the mass
effect relays—well, it blew our fleet all to hell, I don't have to
tell you that. It scattered our ships, disabled most of our engines and
communications gear. But we're here. We're limping in. Alliance command
is in contact with the turians, the krogans, and most other members of
Sword fleet. The geth ships aren't moving or
responding in any way. Anyone hears from them, report in
immediately. Re-establishing communications is priority one.





We have contact with bases on Earth. We have a planet full of
volunteers down there, plus access to strategic resource
stores.




We're not sure yet what we're going to do with the Citadel and mass
effect relay so badly damaged. We're salavaging what we can. Obviously,
one of our top priorities is bolstering our dextro-protein food stores,
since we don't know how long it will be before we get resupplied. We've
got teams studying the feasibility of shipboard dextro-amino
hydroculture. We'll know more when we've taken a full inventory.



But we're going to make it, people. We're going to pull through. We'll
survive, we'll overcome, and we'll rebuild.


Hackett out.---


Post-Crucible, Day 41

Memorial speech delivered by Provisional Councilor Kahlee Sanders,
at the ruins of St. Paul's Cathedral, London


On behalf of the Provisional Citadel Council, and all member
races, I have the honor of addressing you today. We come together
in both grief and triumph, to honor the lives of so many brave
individuals of every species, who fought to their last breath
against the Reapers so that we might stand here together.

On this occasion, as we honor their sacrifices, I would also
like to announce that the Provisional Council has unanimously
voted to award Commander Sara Shepard the
unique title of Last Defender for
her service in the Reaper Wars. This
is a title that has never before been granted—and, we
devoutly pray, never will be again.

Although Commander Shepard's condition reportedly remains
critical, and
she cannot be here with us today, we nontheless
recognize that it was
her unwavering devotion to duty that
has allowed this day to dawn. Though we grieve for all we have
lost, we also look forward in hope.

We stand here, victorious, on the battlefields of Earth. And
above us, there are those standing on a multitude of allied fleets
who hear our words. We have done the impossible, done what so many
other civilizations over the immense course of galactic history
have failed to do: we have beaten the Reapers. It may take time to
re-establish mass relay communications and transit, but—because we
were victorious here—we have that time. We have a future.

So we grieve, but we also rejoice. To so many of those who gave
their lives in the fight: we thank you. To Commander Shepard, our
Last Defender: we honor you. And to each and every one of us who
stand together in this hour: I can imagine no greater privilege.
Thank you.

---

Excerpted from The Normandy: A Study in Heroism

The crew of the SSV Normandy, minus Commander Shepard, were extracted
in the chaos following Operation: Hammer's disastrous final push. Shortly
thereafter Shepard succeeded in discharging the Crucible, and the
resultant shockwave of energy swept the Normandy through a destabilized
mass effect relay. The ship and crew were presumed destroyed.

However, after Shepard returned to active duty,
she campaigned
tirelessly for the recovery of the Normandy. Years later, when the first
intragalactic travel corridors were finally restored, Shepard personally
led the team that discovered Normandy survivors crash-landed on a garden
world. A lucky holovid still captured Shepard and
Garrus Vakarian at the moment of their reunion, locked in a
passionate embrace. A moment of hope and passion, stolen from the
wreckage of so much that had been lost.

It instantly became one of the defining images of the
Reaper Wars.---
Excerpted from The Normandy: A Study in Heroism

The AI known as EDI was, of course, destroyed when the Crucible
'fired'. Notably, the crew of the Normandy chose to bury the EDI chassis
rather than attempting to salvage or repurpose its technology.

According to multiple sources, when Flight Lieutenant Moreau died in
the survivors' first year planetside, EDI's grave was opened so that
Moreau could be interred beside it.

---

From Conversations with a Friend by Dr. Liara T'Soni

In those chaotic minutes following what we thought had been the
failure of Operation: Hammer, all Normandy crewmembers were ordered back
to the ship. Several of us objected when it became clear that Commander
Shepard had not been extracted from the battlefield, but the area
surrounding the Citadel beam had become a plain of slaughter. We had the
will to return, but no capacity to do so, and we had injured teammates
who needed to be taken back to the ship.

I caught Javik's eye from across a rubble-strewn intersection as we
were boarding our wounded into the shuttle. He blinked all four eyes at
me slowly and shook his head, just a fraction.

I don't think he could read my pheromones at that distance. I don't
think he needed to. I held up a hand, and he stepped back into the
shadows. It was my last glimpse of him, the sole survivor of a war fifty
thousand years old. He was a soldier to the end, and he obeyed no orders
but Shepard's. He could not abandon the battlefield.

In this book I have attempted to faithfully recount all of my
conversations with Javik, all that I observed and learned from him, and
the profound ways in which he shaped my thinking—about the
Protheans, and about ourselves. Although I must assume that the last
Prothean has passed out of the galaxy, the mark they left endures in
unexpected ways. They shaped us. We carry their legacy within ourselves.
And I will always carry Javik's memory, and pass it on, as best I can.

---

Excerpted from The Normandy: A Study in Heroism

Major Kaidan Alenko, the galaxy's second human Spectre, had assumed
command of the Normandy following his extraction from London. According
to interviews with survivors, his efforts before the Crucible fired had
been focused on organizing a new ground crew with the objective of
locating and supporting Commander Shepard; however, conditions in the
theater of war prevented a second landing.

A year after the crash, Alenko initiated a transfer of power from
military command to a democratically-elected Settlement Council. Elected
as one of the first Councilors, he continued to serve in that post until
the ultimate discovery and rescue of the Normandy crew.---
Excerpted from The Normandy: A Study in Heroism

Quarian admiral Tali'Zorah vas Normandy was suffering from infection
and severe malnutrition at the time of rescue. She spent several months
in intensive care before being transferred to the Migrant Fleet for
long-term convalescence. During this time, Tali'Zorah wrote a biography of
Commander Shepard—Unbroken Resolve—that has since
achieved five printings and remains a definitive source for students of
the Reaper Wars.

Following her release from medical care, Tali'Zorah retired from the
quarian admiralty and entered into civilian life on Rannoch.


---
Excerpted from The Normandy: A Study in Heroism

Accounts of the Normandy survivors are unanimous in crediting Garrus
Vakarian with many of the settlement's crucial early successes, including
the establishment of reliable security countermeasures against the
planet's numerous natural threats.

The limited availability of dextro-protein food stores was immediately
understood to be a serious survival issue. Vakarian and fellow dextro-amino
based crew member Tali'Zorah vas Normandy reportedly both subsisted on
starvation rations from the very first days of the settlement. Vakarian
insisted, however, on continuing to perform perimeter patrols, to share
in the heavy building, and to supplement the crew rations by
hunting—although he himself could not eat the food he provided.

Though severely malnourished at the time of rescue, Vakarian was among
the first of the survivors to give interviews and release his story. FCC
News partnered with Vakarian to produce both a well-received documentary
(The Last Days of the Normandy) and an infotainment segment
"based on the true story of Garrus Vakarian." A subsequent
action-adventure spinoff aimed at children, Archangel vs. the
Reapers, is entering its seventh season and has inspired a successful
line of clothing, toys, and collectible action figures.

"Garrus-mania" was fueled by the news that Vakarian
and Commander Shepard would be married in a private ceremony held in the
"Tahiti" region of Earth. Dubbed the "wedding of the
milennia," the event fueled a war-torn population's need for
catharsis and hope. Shepard and Vakarian reportedly accepted an offer in
excess of one million credits for the broadcasting rights to the ceremony,
with the proceeds set aside to establish a foundation for war orphans.---

Excerpted from The Normandy: A Study in Heroism

Lieutenant James Vega and Private Westmoreland were among those who
chose to start a family during the years the Normandy crew spent marooned
planetside. They had two small children when the survivors were rescued,
and a third was born shortly thereafter.

After their rescue, Vega and Westmoreland returned to Earth to
participate in reconstruction efforts. "No time to lose," Vega
said in an interview. "Life's too short. I'd say that's something I
learned from Shepard."---
Email to Dr. T'Soni, from the Broker

Liara,

You can't imagine how it feels to know that you're alive.



I think they'll want to pin a medal on you. And anything I can give
you, of course, I will. I've been running things while you were gone, but
I'll step back if you want to take over again.

So what are your plans? Books to
write, papers to give? Ruins to explore? A shadow market of information
and secrets to run? Or just a quiet place to live for a
while, with frequent
visits from your many friends?

You can have all of those things, of course. The galaxy is yours. May
it be worthy of you.

Always your friend,

Feron

Modifié par Karrie788, 05 avril 2012 - 05:41 .

[ThatDancingTurian]

Alanosborn1991 wrote...

also someone made a Epilogue slide for all your endings:http://shannon.users...net/masseffect/

This... this is beautiful.

I don't know why, but... Oh man, that made me feel better. I almost don't want to see what their 'no change, just clarification' is because this is now my ending.

Archangel Vs. The Reapers. Best thing ever.

EDIT: I.. I need fanart of Garrus, Shepard and the kids watching Archangel Vs. The Reapers.

Modifié par Aris Ravenstar, 05 avril 2012 - 05:42 .

[Karrie788]

Aris Ravenstar wrote...

Alanosborn1991 wrote...

also someone made a Epilogue slide for all your endings:http://shannon.users...net/masseffect/

This... this is beautiful.

I don't know why, but... Oh man, that made me feel better. I almost don't want to see what their 'no change, just clarification' is because this is now my ending.

Archangel Vs. The Reapers. Best thing ever.

EDIT: I.. I need fanart of Garrus, Shepard and the kids watching Archangel Vs. The Reapers.

I envy you, Garrus died of starvation in my epilogue xD

All right, this link might actually motivate me to play ME3 again that is, unless PAX gives us hope... I've given up, personally. Can't wait to be proven wrong...

[ThatDancingTurian]

Karrie788 wrote...

I envy you, Garrus died of starvation in my epilogue xD

All right, this link might actually motivate me to play ME3 again that is, unless PAX gives us hope... I've given up, personally. Can't wait to be proven wrong...

Yikes! T_T Well my EMS was, apparently, 7900. I don't even know how that happened, it's probably because I've been playing the MP a lot.

EDIT: Okay, since that seemed crazy high (the last I remembered it being was like... 3800), I checked and that's like, higher than max? I don't even know why it says that on my save. O_o

Modifié par Aris Ravenstar, 05 avril 2012 - 05:58 .

[Exile Isan]

Thanks Karrie788!

It was all good until this:

"Garrus-mania" was fueled by the news that Vakarian
and Commander Shepard would be married in a private ceremony held in the
"Tahiti" region of Earth. Dubbed the "wedding of the
milennia," the event fueled a war-torn population's need for
catharsis and hope. Shepard and Vakarian reportedly accepted an offer in
excess of one million credits for the broadcasting rights to the ceremony,
with the proceeds set aside to establish a foundation for war orphans.---

Sara is totally not the marrying type. And all tropical places remind her of Ashley's death so even if I could see her getting married I don't think I could see her doing it in Tahiti.

Modifié par Exile Isan, 05 avril 2012 - 06:01 .

[ThatDancingTurian]

Exile Isan wrote...

Sara is totally not the marrying type. And all tropical places remind her of Ashley's death so even if I could see her getting married I don't think I could see her doing it in Tahiti.

Not even if Garrus asked? With that impossible-to-resist voice of his and those dreamy eyes? xD

Maybe 'marriage' is shorthand and it was some less-formal turian commitment ceremony type thing, they just did it to celebrate their love?

Modifié par Aris Ravenstar, 05 avril 2012 - 06:12 .

[Siduri]

Aris Ravenstar wrote...

Alanosborn1991 wrote...

also someone made a Epilogue slide for all your endings:http://shannon.users...net/masseffect/

This... this is beautiful.

I don't know why, but... Oh man, that made me feel better. I almost don't want to see what their 'no change, just clarification' is because this is now my ending.

Archangel Vs. The Reapers. Best thing ever.

EDIT: I.. I need fanart of Garrus, Shepard and the kids watching Archangel Vs. The Reapers.

Hey guys, I wrote the epilogue slides and just popped in because I heard you were discussing them. I'm so glad some of you are getting a kick out of them!

If there *is* fan art at any point, would you message me the link? It would totally make my day.

[Karrie788]

You're welcome Exile Isan.

Siduri wrote...

Aris Ravenstar wrote...

Alanosborn1991 wrote...

also someone made a Epilogue slide for all your endings:http://shannon.users...net/masseffect/

This... this is beautiful.

I don't know why, but... Oh man, that made me feel better. I almost don't want to see what their 'no change, just clarification' is because this is now my ending.

Archangel Vs. The Reapers. Best thing ever.

EDIT: I.. I need fanart of Garrus, Shepard and the kids watching Archangel Vs. The Reapers.

Hey guys, I wrote the epilogue slides and just popped in because I heard you were discussing them. I'm so glad some of you are getting a kick out of them!

If there *is* fan art at any point, would you message me the link? It would totally make my day.

Thanks for making them. I don't have my epic conclusion yet with marriage and kids but your work actually motivates me to start another playthrough.

Terrific work.

Modifié par Karrie788, 05 avril 2012 - 06:12 .

[ThatDancingTurian]

Reflecting on it now, I never thought of my Shepard to be the wedding type either. Maybe marriage, but not a big ceremony. And she wasn't the kids type. I think by this point the game left me so depressed that no situation for her is too shmoopy to accept. I'll overload on the happy headcanon to counteract the bitter reality. >_>

Siduri, you're the best! I've seen a few 'fixes' pop up in the last few weeks but for some reason yours resonated with me the most. I agree with Karrie, you did a terrific job.

[Niostang]

Aris Ravenstar wrote...

Alanosborn1991 wrote...

also someone made a Epilogue slide for all your endings:http://shannon.users...net/masseffect/

This... this is beautiful.

I
don't know why, but... Oh man, that made me feel better. I almost don't
want to see what their 'no change, just clarification' is because this
is now my ending.

Archangel Vs. The Reapers. Best thing ever.

EDIT: I.. I need fanart of Garrus, Shepard and the kids watching Archangel Vs. The Reapers.

With
Shep teasing the crap out of Garrus behind the kids' backs. The kids,
of course, think it's THE BEST THING EVER. Shep just loves making Garrus
squirm since she still hasn't been able to make him blush. (Shep
figures that even if turians don't blush Garrus is just going to have to
learn how.)

I kind of want to MP now just so I can legitimately get the ending where Shep + G get hitched.

Modifié par Niostang, 05 avril 2012 - 06:58 .

[Sable Rhapsody]

Siduri wrote...
Hey guys, I wrote the epilogue slides and just popped in because I heard you were discussing them. I'm so glad some of you are getting a kick out of them!

If there *is* fan art at any point, would you message me the link? It would totally make my day.

Impending delivery of Internets +1, a crate of awesomesauce, and the world's supply of EPIC WIN.  You're a freaking hero for those epilogue slides.  I might actually be able to finish my ME3 replay thanks to you.

I could actually see my Shepard's wedding starting out small and turning into an enormous media spectacle; she'd probably sweet-talk Miranda into running the thing for her 

[ThatDancingTurian]

Niostang wrote...

With Shep teasing the crap out of Garrus behind the kids' backs. The kids, of course, think it's THE BEST THING EVER. Shep just loves making Garrus squirm since she still hasn't been able to make him blush. (Shep figures that even if turians don't blush Garrus is just going to have to learn how.)

I kind of want to MP now just so I can legitimately get the ending where Shep + G get hitched.

The older kid(s) will be proud that their mom is Commander Shepard, but the little kid(s) will be like, "DADDY IS ARCHANGEL. HE SHOOTS LASERS FROM HIS VISOR. ::sings theme song:: :D"

EDIT: Miranda would be the best wedding coordinator. There is nothing she cannot coordinate. (Oh man, her arguing with Jack about the bridesmaids dresses. Dying of lol.)

Modifié par Aris Ravenstar, 05 avril 2012 - 07:16 .

[Sorael.A]

ashfiuwhauishf that was amazing

this is probably the best head canon I'll stick with if the ending doesn't end up any better. I don't think my Xev ever imagined she would live to the point of getting married but I'm sure she'd comply if Garrus said something like: "I think I like the ring of calling you my wife...why not make it official?" And at first she'd be kind of embarassed at the wedding (and only intended for it being small until news broke out) but would ease into it and finally find herself being at peace

ALSO I SUBMITTED MY ART TO PAX EAST EEEEE

There are not requirements this time other than the format being jpg so hopefully they'll get it.

Modifié par Sorael.A, 05 avril 2012 - 07:18 .

[Sable Rhapsody]

Aris Ravenstar wrote...
EDIT: Miranda would be the best wedding coordinator. There is nothing she cannot coordinate. (Oh man, her arguing with Jack about the bridesmaids dresses. Dying of lol.)

Something tells me that Jack wouldn't exactly turn up in a dress 

I much prefer these epilogue slides to my original idea, which was to purposely gimp my EMS so Shep and Garrus both died in-game.  

[ThatDancingTurian]

Sable Rhapsody wrote...

Aris Ravenstar wrote...
EDIT: Miranda would be the best wedding coordinator. There is nothing she cannot coordinate. (Oh man, her arguing with Jack about the bridesmaids dresses. Dying of lol.)

Something tells me that Jack wouldn't exactly turn up in a dress 

I much prefer these epilogue slides to my original idea, which was to purposely gimp my EMS so Shep and Garrus both died in-game.  

Oh I doubt it. Jack would probably only be involved at all for the opportunity to mess with coordinator!Miranda's head.

[Sorael.A]

Looooool I don't know if anyone posted this yet but I was thinking the very thing when he proposed they do this...


ME3 Regulations

[Sable Rhapsody]

Aris Ravenstar wrote...
Oh I doubt it. Jack would probably only be involved at all for the opportunity to mess with coordinator!Miranda's head.

Poor Miri.  Imagine planning a wedding with dextro and levo guests, all of whom are certified badasses and DRUNK.  I think my Shep owes her a surrogate child after all that.

[ThatDancingTurian]

Sable Rhapsody wrote...

Aris Ravenstar wrote...
Oh I doubt it. Jack would probably only be involved at all for the opportunity to mess with coordinator!Miranda's head.

Poor Miri.  Imagine planning a wedding with dextro and levo guests, all of whom are certified badasses and DRUNK.  I think my Shep owes her a surrogate child after all that.

Miranda enjoys a challenge. She likes it when people give her a huge budget and then tell her to work miracles. xD

I have a feeling if my Shepard and Garrus had some kind of official, lavish ceremony they would have gotten roped into the idea by their superiors or some news crew as a PR move to boost morale post-war. And then my Shepard would play along because she's the type of Paragon that stops people in the street to discuss their kid's daycare. She's way too invested in making people happy.

@Sorael.A: I just saw that earlier today. I thought that too, I guess those taxis are just really durable. (Hey, if Shepard can drive one...) xD

Modifié par Aris Ravenstar, 05 avril 2012 - 08:57 .

[Sable Rhapsody]

Aris Ravenstar wrote...
Miranda enjoys a challenge. She likes it when people give her a huge budget and then tell her to work miracles. xD

I have a feeling if my Shepard and Garrus had some kind of official, lavish ceremony they would have gotten roped into the idea by their superiors or some news crew as a PR move to boost morale post-war. And then my Shepard would play along because she's the type of Paragon that stops people in the street to discuss their kid's daycare. She's way too invested in making people happy.

That's true, Miranda's too awesome to turn down a challenge like that.

I think my Shep's very, very reluctant to do the whole PR giving-hope-to-people thing at first.  She's an intensely private person, and her relationship with her sun and stars is about as intimate as it gets.  But I can imagine it snowballing out of her very quickly, and at that point, she has to just suck it up and smile 

[Mims]

That ending thing is so cool. I love that they are all excerpts from books, letters and news feeds. I geek over that ****.

[Sialater]

Sable Rhapsody wrote...

Karrie788 wrote...
"It's okay if you mention it once. And preferrably before she shows interest in you. Mention reach and flexibility. She should like it."

Garrus: OK DA2 guys.  Here are your problems.  Fenris, grow up and handle your man feelings like a big boy instead of running out on poor Hawke.
Fenris:  But I was a SLAAAAAVE!
Garrus: Anders, turn down the crazy.  By about a hundred orders of magnitude.
Anders:  But MAAAAAAGES!
Garrus: Sebastian, put out.
Sebastian: But the MAAAAAAKER!
Garrus:  *looks at Kaidan*  They sent us some real winners, didn't they?
Kaidan: I say we call blank slate on this and go play poker with James.
Garrus: What, so he can clean you out again?
Kaidan: *shrugs*  Anything beats this.

Hahahaha

This.  So much this.

[Sialater]

Siduri wrote...

Aris Ravenstar wrote...

Alanosborn1991 wrote...

also someone made a Epilogue slide for all your endings:http://shannon.users...net/masseffect/

This... this is beautiful.

I don't know why, but... Oh man, that made me feel better. I almost don't want to see what their 'no change, just clarification' is because this is now my ending.

Archangel Vs. The Reapers. Best thing ever.

EDIT: I.. I need fanart of Garrus, Shepard and the kids watching Archangel Vs. The Reapers.

Hey guys, I wrote the epilogue slides and just popped in because I heard you were discussing them. I'm so glad some of you are getting a kick out of them!

If there *is* fan art at any point, would you message me the link? It would totally make my day.

Well... your last line about the proceeds going to orphans made me think of this upcoming scene from one of my fics:

“Tru--trust me, I respect you, plenty, Vakarian." Shepard gasped.  "But, if I don’t leave, right now... I’m going to shove you down on the ground and rip your armor off you and ....”

“And what?”  He raised his head to look at her, his eyes narrowed in amusement.

“Ride you till you can’t feel your legs.  And I won’t care who’s watching.  We could sell tickets.”

“Only if the proceeds go to the C-Sec Orphans Fund.”  

Modifié par Sialater, 05 avril 2012 - 02:14 .

[Niostang]

Watching my sister playthrough the bomb mission on Tuchanka. Tarquin )= Sadness forever. I hate you Cerberus. I HATE YOU.

[Musicalrain]

Those slides are so awesome! I did one for each of my playthroughs. On each of them I've had over 6,000 EMS, to ensure that if anything ever comes out my Sheps have the chance of living and being reunited with their LIs. I personally LOVE the wedding in Tahiti bit, and the orphan part, and well all of the Garrusmance parts! But, my Thanemance save is still going to be tragic no matter what I guess. Probably fits though with her, Hera Shep's, personality though...

And to back up just a bit, yep some birds like being petted like a cat. Arden, since he's a baby, doesn't like his head petted much -- especially since his "fringe" is still growing in. Baby cockatiels don't have a full head crest of feathers until around 1yr old. Ha, I wonder if young turians grown into their fringe too?

Oh, and the discussion of Jack and Miranda's involvement in Shep and Garrus' wedding, made me lol. Ah, so very funny -- and true.

EDIT: TOP:

Modifié par Musicalrain, 05 avril 2012 - 02:37 .