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[Zemiious]

thinking clearly?

HONESTLY. I know with space games like this we attract some of the craziest fans from the farthest corners of the Earth, but this is some crazy for coco puffs type of idea. Don't you guys get enough? you guys cried and cried for a Tali romance, even though her face can't be seen. you guys got it.
you whined and whined about romancing Garrus. even though he looks like a wet hatchling with half his face burnt off. And you guys still got it.


How much more of our game most you destroy with your silly romance ideas? why don't we romance the house plant while we are making stupid suggestions?

I dont mean to be rude but these are some of the dumbest suggestions I've ever read. This is a video game for christ sakes, about flying the world and saving some virtual ass. Not your excusions to get a prom date. Please, please, I beg you guys, stop turning mass effect into your fetish game.

You got your tali. you got your garrus. what more must you take? It's like you want every organ in my body.

[Massadonious1]

Zemiious romance for ME3.

[Schneidend]

Ignorance, or trollin'? I don't even ****ing know any more...

[CrookedAsylum]

Some people wanted to hook their shepard up with Tali. Some, with Garrus. Others still want their Shepard to have a shot with Joker. And hey, maybe the people that are interested in Garrus aren't interested in Joker. Maybe the people who are interested in Joker aren't interested in Tali.

Not all shippers are interchangeable between ships, you know. Can't lump them all together as a universal 'you'.

That being said, dude, seriously. Stop taking it as a personal affront.

[CrookedAsylum]

Massadonious1 wrote...

Zemiious romance for ME3.

I approve of this.

[Zemiious]

CrookedAsylum wrote...

Some people wanted to hook their shepard up with Tali. Some, with Garrus. Others still want their Shepard to have a shot with Joker. And hey, maybe the people that are interested in Garrus aren't interested in Joker. Maybe the people who are interested in Joker aren't interested in Tali.

Not all shippers are interchangeable between ships, you know. Can't lump them all together as a universal 'you'.

That being said, dude, seriously. Stop taking it as a personal affront.

I don't care whom you "people" are interested in. Joker romance is a horrid idea. He's our pilot for god sakes. not some sort of sex-god adonis. What is with these fans and wanted to romance anything that speaks. Can't there be one part of mass effect that fans don't infect with their poisonous suggestions?

[Maugrim]

Serious this is off topic and going to be locked as it's neither about the characters or the romances but about the people that want them.

[Ryzaki]

...well as long as you keep it to this thread I couldn't care less.

[J. Finley]

Optional options are optional.

[Zemiious]

I opt for this option to be skipped.

[Schneidend]

Zemiious wrote...

I don't care whom you "people" are interested in. Joker romance is a horrid idea. He's our pilot for god sakes. not some sort of sex-god adonis. What is with these fans and wanted to romance anything that speaks. Can't there be one part of mass effect that fans don't infect with their poisonous suggestions?

Joker presumably has a penis. Therefore, given that he has a personality and will thus be palatable to certain segments of the fanbase, there are some fans who would like to have their Shepards sample that penis. To caress, and nurture, that penis.

[Zemiious]

Schneidend wrote...

Joker presumably has a penis. Therefore, given that he has a personality and will thus be palatable to certain segments of the fanbase, there are some fans who would like to have their Shepards sample that penis. To caress, and nurture, that penis.

THIS IS WHAT FANFIC IS FOR. 


NOT MY BLASTED GAME. I swear on all that is holy if Joker romances is in my game, I WILL find the local mall, equip my shotgun and go on a rampage. I swear to god I will kill some people!!!!!!!!!!

[leggywillow]

Zemiious wrote...
You got your tali. you got your garrus. what more must you take? It's like you want every organ in my body.

I am truly confused as to how this comparison makes any sense.  You feel like the Mass Effect cast is a part of your very self?  And you think we're weird?  Gosh.

Also, a science fiction franchise in which you can't romance the pilot is unethical.  UNETHICAL.  What kind of morals do you want to pass on to the children, for pity's sake?!

[Massadonious1]

CrookedAsylum wrote...

Massadonious1 wrote...

Zemiious romance for ME3.

I approve of this.

He has passion. It  may be misguided, but it's passion nonetheless.

Rowr.

[J. Finley]

Killing people over a game, heavy risk...

[tsunderes]

I INSIST EDI BE A ROMANCE OPTION

seriously though, this is for you:

Modifié par tsunderes, 14 juin 2011 - 04:50 .

[Zemiious]

leggywillow wrote...

Zemiious wrote...
You got your tali. you got your garrus. what more must you take? It's like you want every organ in my body.

I am truly confused as to how this comparison makes any sense.  You feel like the Mass Effect cast is a part of your very self?  And you think we're weird?  Gosh.

Also, a science fiction franchise in which you can't romance the pilot is unethical.  UNETHICAL.  What kind of morals do you want to pass on to the children, for pity's sake?!

It was a figurative comparison. That is because with your demands its like you want everything I can give you. You dont just want my kidney, you want my heart, my eyes, everything that you can take you guys want. 


The only unethical thing here is the fact that any developer takes this fanbase seriously. this is the same fanbase that likes yaoi and furry crap. There are some fanbases that should be ignored. you guys are at the top of the list.

[CrookedAsylum]

Zemiious wrote...

Schneidend wrote...

Joker presumably has a penis. Therefore, given that he has a personality and will thus be palatable to certain segments of the fanbase, there are some fans who would like to have their Shepards sample that penis. To caress, and nurture, that penis.

THIS IS WHAT FANFIC IS FOR. 


NOT MY BLASTED GAME. I swear on all that is holy if Joker romances is in my game, I WILL find the local mall, equip my shotgun and go on a rampage. I swear to god I will kill some people!!!!!!!!!!

Because you're the only the fan, and the only person intending to buy the game. Obviously.

You have the maturity of a baby penis.

[ipgd]

I agree, OP. The suggestion that my Shepard should have the option to become a home wrecker and break up Joker and EDI is abominable.

Modifié par ipgd, 14 juin 2011 - 04:56 .

[Zemiious]

ipgd wrote...

I agree, OP. The suggestion that my Shepard should have the option to become a home wrecker and break up Joker and EDI is abominable.

tali already had this option back in me2.  So don't be surprised.



Also, i'm ignoring your EDI x Joker pairing for the sake of the thread. do know there arent many things I hate more than Tali. This pairing is one of them.

[leggywillow]

Zemiious wrote...

leggywillow wrote...

Zemiious wrote...
You got your tali. you got your garrus. what more must you take? It's like you want every organ in my body.

I am truly confused as to how this comparison makes any sense.  You feel like the Mass Effect cast is a part of your very self?  And you think we're weird?  Gosh.

It was a figurative comparison. That is because with your demands its like you want everything I can give you. You dont just want my kidney, you want my heart, my eyes, everything that you can take you guys want.

Joker is confused.

[ThatDancingTurian]

ipgd wrote...

I agree, OP. The suggestion that my Shepard should have the option to become a home wrecker and break up Joker and EDI is abominable.

I demand EDI get a sexy robot body in ME3 and no less than a third of the game be dedicated to cutscenes of Joker going on dates with his cylon girlfriend. A THIRD.

[Zemiious]

Aris Ravenstar wrote...

ipgd wrote...

I agree, OP. The suggestion that my Shepard should have the option to become a home wrecker and break up Joker and EDI is abominable.

I demand EDI get a sexy robot body in ME3 and no less than a third of the game be dedicated to cutscenes of Joker going on dates with his cylon girlfriend. A THIRD.

How about we give you none of that... but you get out of my topic anyways?

[mellifera]

Massadonious1 wrote...

CrookedAsylum wrote...

Massadonious1 wrote...

Zemiious romance for ME3.

I approve of this.

He has passion. It  may be misguided, but it's passion nonetheless.

Rowr.

I love tsunderes, uguuu~~

[ipgd]

Aris Ravenstar wrote...

ipgd wrote...

I agree, OP. The suggestion that my Shepard should have the option to become a home wrecker and break up Joker and EDI is abominable.

I demand EDI get a sexy robot body in ME3 and no less than a third of the game be dedicated to cutscenes of Joker going on dates with his cylon girlfriend. A THIRD.

Yes. Yes.

As I've said many times: do you really think Shepard can compete with Tricia Helfer? **** NO MOTHER****ERS.