1869 réponses à ce sujet

[Bejos_]

Granted, but it sounds like ****.

I wish I had four arms.

[outlaw1109]

Granted, but they're paralyzed and hang limp to your sides.

I wish my gf didn't try to occupy the entirety of my bed.

[por favor]

Granted, but your gf is now your bed.

I wish I had a klondike bar. Like, bad.

[outlaw1109]

Granted, but you can't open the package.

I wish I could make a perfect wish...

[por favor]

Granted, but they killed outlaw1109 for being a bastard.

I wish my cat could talk.

[HiddenKING]

Granted but he talks in a southern redneck accent.

I wish Sugarless got back together.

[outlaw1109]

Granted, but this is their new sound.


I wish aliens didn't come to kill me.

[KenKenpachi]

Granted now they come to rape you.

I still am waiting for my wish to be granted on getting revenge on Starscream for turning on me and taking over my Criminal Empire.

[outlaw1109]

Granted, Optimus Prime takes his place.

I wish aliens didn't want to rape or kill me.

[KenKenpachi]

Granted, however my stepdad jumps in front of you and shoves you out an airlock before saying the one thing his family often says... "**** in one hand and want in the other and see which one gets full first."

I wish I were like Megatron, minus the short sightedness and Starscream to stab me in the back.

[archangelheart21]

Granted, but you constantly get burned

i wish i could meet garrett hedlund

[The Minority]

Granted, but she ignores you.

I wish Billy would get a haircut.

Modifié par The Minority, 19 juin 2011 - 01:23 .

[archangelheart21]

granted, but billy gets to cut his own hair cause he's a stylist

i wish i could tell stalker victim the truth

[KenKenpachi]

Granted saddly Billy became a skinhead and kills you one day in a heated debate over racial purity.



Well crap

To the above, Granted however we all know YOU ARE THE STALKER! You get shot, a movie gets made.

I wish I had a Mig Aircraft (Mig 29 or upgraded 21) that was armed and could fly >>

Modifié par KenKenpachi, 19 juin 2011 - 01:26 .

[The Minority]

archangelheart21 wrote...

granted, but billy gets to cut his own hair cause he's a stylist

i wish i could tell stalker victim the truth

Granted, but he's actually gay.

I wish I had 2 thumbs. On my feet.

[MASSEFFECTfanforlife101]

Granted, but you will be laughed at

I wish that haters will shut up.

Modifié par MASSEFFECTfanforlife101, 19 juin 2011 - 01:28 .

[archangelheart21]

ungranted, that's just nasty

i wish you didn't say he was gay minority D: i hope he isn't D: D: D:

[KenKenpachi]

Granted, they go back to the old ways of just pashing what you don't like in the face with an axe.

I wish some of you would slow down on the posting >>


See! This is why we can't have nice things you ninja b-tards <<

Modifié par KenKenpachi, 19 juin 2011 - 01:29 .

[HiddenKING]

Granted but know they won't stop typing.

I wish the third simon pegg/nick frost/edgar wright movie was out.

[Luke Nukem Forever]

Granted but you forget to go see it

I wish I was a spartan killing zombies

[Legion 2.5]

Granted but he was in the sequel

I wish I wasn't bored (no porn references either)

[MASSEFFECTfanforlife101]

Granted, youll have TOO musch to do for you to handle.

I wish that I looked attractive.

Modifié par MASSEFFECTfanforlife101, 19 juin 2011 - 01:31 .