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[lobi]

Granted, you are now a snail. Told ya not to annoy Morrigan.

I wish the train to liverpool only took 30 minutes instead 2 hours.

[the amazin gimp]

granted but you get mugged every day

i wish i could quit messing up so much

[Volus Warlord]

Granted now you screw up instead.

I wish I didn't have to bury the groundhog my dog just killed. ><

[the amazin gimp]

granted you now have the power to incinerate....but like Midas, it happens to all you touch.

wish i wern't a gimp

[lobi]

Granted, but your mum just found your old Gsuit and the pictures you took while wearing it. Bet you regret letting her add you on facebook now huh.

I wish Bree wasnt so hot, its making my dates ask how she is. SHE"S FINE NOW ORDER THE DAM WINE!!!

[naughty99]

Granted, now your dates will never ask about her because you can't get a date MUAHAHAHA

I wish I could travel back in time to 1982 and make a fortune as a record producer by recreating all the horrible but catchy hit singles I have heard in my life.

[the amazin gimp]

granted but you die due to Cocaine overdose by the time your 45

wish i had a hell of a lot of money to blow!

[lobi]

Granted, your ex-wife is now a wealthy woman, hows rehab?.  (edit? nyahhh)

I wish my 1200watt PSU didnt go snap crackle pop yesterday because now I am stuck with the old 850 and enough power for only 1 hd5870.

Modifié par lobi, 06 juillet 2011 - 03:39 .

[Ragh]

Granted, it went snap today

I wish my alienware would get here already

[Gorthaur the Cruel]

Granted. Your excitement however overwhelms you, as the ups driver comes in sight to deliver it, you accidentally trip, and fall onto the pavement, breaking your nose. Your forced to get treatment in the hospital, unfortunately all the doctors are all on vacation. So you'll have to wait a month to get your nose treated. On the way back home you find that your alienware has been stolen by some bum whose been planning on breaking into your home.

I wish summer wasn't so short

Modifié par Solostran85, 06 juillet 2011 - 04:28 .

[Ghost Lightning]

granted, summer extends to last 6 years and the sun never sets during this time. Because of the immense heat and drought there is a massive famine which kills millions from starvation and geat stroke...don't forget your sunscreen.

I wish this site was as active as it was ten month ago, that was the sh!7.

[naughty99]

granted, BSN becomes so active that it becomes a hub for a worldwide conspiracy to replicate Tali's sweat and every post is a different molecular structure diagram illustrating the composition of this vile, putrid substance.

I wish I could hibernate until November 11, 2011

[Warheadz]

Granted, but Skyrim's release gets delayed by a year.

I wish that Finland would have an eternal winter.

[Ghost Lightning]

Granted, you're fired

I wish it wasn't 4 AM

[Warheadz]

Granted, it's now 3.59 Am.

I wish I had something awesome.

[Warheadz]

Well you now have a buster sword, but you can't do anything with it since it's too heavy for anyone to lift or move it.

I wish I had some noodles.

[naughty99]

Alistairlover94 wrote...

Warheadz wrote...
I wish I had some noodles.

Granted, but you have to make love to them every day. For the rest of your life.

I wish I could play the air-guitar.

granted, now your friends think you are lame

I wish every day was Saturday

[Volus Warlord]

Granted, but you now have to work 14-hour shifts on Saturdays

:ph34r:Granted, it's so awesome that is eviserates people's eardrums.

I wish I had much more money.

Modifié par Volus Warlord, 06 juillet 2011 - 02:55 .

[Warheadz]

Granted, but the money will turn against you and kill you.
I wish the goddamn zombie apocalypse would just start already. I am bored.

[naughty99]

Alistairlover94 wrote...

Volus Warlord wrote...
I wish I had much more money.

Granted, but you find out money isn't the key to happiness. Infact it makes you miserable and drifts your friends and family further away from you.

I wish I could get that awesome theme song already.

Granted, but your choice of theme song is either "Friday" or "I don't wanna be a crappy housewife"

I wish I could cure world hunger and cancer and AIDS and everything else

Modifié par naughty99, 06 juillet 2011 - 03:04 .