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[the amazin gimp]

granted but you have the penis of a smurf

wish i had a Taurus Judge!

[KenKenpachi]

Granted but its in the trailer park at the time of its shelling.

I wish I had a box of this to eat.
http://img.photobuck...CH/cdc8fce5.jpg

[Tommyspa]

granted but that will be your only haircut for the rest of your life.

I wish I had a full set of grey warden armor.

[naughty99]

Tommyspa wrote...

granted but that will be your only haircut for the rest of your life.

I wish I had a full set of grey warden armor.

granted, congratulations on never getting laid again

I wish my cat could learn how to play the piano

[KenKenpachi]

Granted, saddly when it learns where the wires come from, your dead.

I wish I had a Super Laser.

[the amazin gimp]

granted but you must now tame the emotions of the hampsters on whos back its on

i wish i had a lazer glove(the make em!)

[Tommyspa]

Granted, but whoever you touch stops loving you.

I wish humans were allowed to be more deviant.

[Homebound]

granted, but you made this wish 400 years ago.

i wish i had the right answers to all the world's problems.

[GoG ToXiC]

Granted, but you can never speak the answers

I wish that I would stop growing taller so that my height doesn't kill my dreams of flying fighter jets

[naughty99]

Granted...unfortunately in Soviet Russia jet fights YOU

I wish I could freeze time at will

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[Tommyspa]

Granted, but it only lasts as long as you can hold your breath.

I wish I could paint the world with my mind.

[Warheadz]

Granted, but you will lose your mind.

I wish the day would have more hours in it.

[akayasha]

Granted, but a year would have less days. (Months would have less days as well)

I wish everything was laid out for me to solve one at a time.

[Warheadz]

Granted, now he is doing something that will upset you.

I wish I knew where my dog is right now.

[lobi]

Granted, You leave Hamburg for New York decemeber 21,1951.

I wish my tummy would just stop hurting.

[Warheadz]

Granted, but you also have to do three times more work.

I wish someone would release a new version of Nethack with modern graphics.

[Rokky94]

Granted, but you found it snapped in half.

I wish that I dentists didn't have check-ups.

[KenKenpachi]

Granted you now have wooden Teeth.
I wish I had some Thermite.

[Warheadz]

You can have it for free. I'm in a lazy mood.

I wish I would have energy to go running.

[KenKenpachi]

Granted *sticks jumper cables to you and a battery*

I wish I had the Oscar Myers hotdog truck to drive into the demolition derby.

[the amazin gimp]

granted but its full of your thermite and your being chased by a van full of magnesium strips...joy!

wish i had a pet monkey