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[Volus Warlord]

Granted, but you will be killed by Ra momentarily.

I wish I could make an ungodly amount of money orchestrating the next financial collapse.

[KenKenpachi]

Actully you can lulz. And its granted, just watch out for mobs of peasants trying to rob you, might I offer my security in keeping your ill gotten goods safe?

I wish I had the Oscar Myers truck to take to a demolition Derby, again. I want to win the derby this time >>

[naughty99]

KenKenpachi wrote...

Actully you can lulz. And its granted, just watch out for mobs of peasants trying to rob you, might I offer my security in keeping your ill gotten goods safe?

I wish I had the Oscar Myers truck to take to a demolition Derby, again. I want to win the derby this time >>

granted, you win the derby weiner boy. congratulations on looking silly and making enemies of some redneck monster truck drivers.

i wish someone would explain to me how it is possible that Skynet sent the Terminator back in time to kill Sarah Connor, but Skynet only became possible after some people found parts from the Terminator and reverse engineered the technology. So who the hell invented this technology?

Modifié par naughty99, 08 juillet 2011 - 04:20 .

[Warheadz]

No.

I wish I wouldn't be bored.

Modifié par Warheadz, 09 juillet 2011 - 01:58 .

[Warheadz]

Granted, but you can't use computers anymore.

I wish I was a pirate.

[naughty99]

Granted, but you have a shovel permanently welded onto your groin that you must use to dig up the buried treasure.

I wish someone would provide the answer to my question regarding Skynet above.

Modifié par naughty99, 10 juillet 2011 - 05:32 .

[Homebound]

granted, but the reason is due to time's linear nature and is not some sort of unexplored spin-off.

i wish people stood up for each other.

[Warheadz]

Granted, but it will end in chaos as everyone attacks everyone. Which is not necessarily a bad thing.

I wish I would have completed Tomba 2 so many years ago.

[Eliamor]

Granted, but since it was such a long time ago you don't remember it and start over.

I wish people would stop treating the last Harry Potter movie like it is the end of the world.

[ReallyRue]

Granted, but a the cult of Twilight will grow to four times its size as HP fans jump ship.

I wish I could live on a cloud.

[Warheadz]

Granted, buy you will have no food or water up there.

I wish I had a license to kill.

[Blitzkrieg0811]

Granted, but it still sucks.

I wish I could control the weather.

[Homebound]

granted, you get assassinated for political reasons.

I wish I always knew the winning numbers for the lottery.

[Blitzkrieg0811]

Granted, but it causes you to quit your job prematurely, become lethargic, never leave the house, and essentially ruins your life. (true story)

I wish I could ban all the karmawh*res on Reddit.

[Eliamor]

granted, but you can only install one game at a time on it.

i wish i didn't had to go to work on my birthday ( this saturday).

[Homebound]

Granted, you get fired.
I wish I knew what to do with my life. :,( *sniff*

[ReallyRue]

Granted, but you become a stalker for life.
I wish I could see in the dark.

[Volus Warlord]

Granted, but now illegal basement casinos are springing up across the land.

I wish I could kill Kaidan in ME3 even if I killed him on Virmire.

[Homebound]

Granted, A million fangirls descend upon you.
I wish I could kick someone's door down, steal their fridge, and kick their dog for the measly price of 6 payments of $0.92 then walk out with a box full of ballpoints.

Modifié par Hellbound555, 12 juillet 2011 - 01:14 .

[Blitzkrieg0811]

Granted, but your payments are fed to a variety of third-party advertisers who spam your mail and inbox for the rest of your life.

I wish my floor had air conditioning.