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[Homebound]

granted, only america is 13 trillion dollars in debt.

i wish i knew a dime was lingo for 1thousand dollars beforehand.

[_Mr vas normandy]

Granted, but then you got charged a dime.

I wish i had some Augmentations.

[Blitzkrieg0811]

Granted, but you wind up like that starving hooker in the trailer.

I wish Leliana's "zoftie" was a meme.

[Ghost Lightning]

Granted, and you grow to hate it cause ppl over use it

I wish I was a faster reader

[Blitzkrieg0811]

Granted. You will now be blessed with the ability to read anything in the fraction of the time it took you before. Even long winded novels like War & Peace or mindless drivel on the internet like this reply will take you mere instants to read. Furthermore, you will have total comprehension of what you just read. This means that not only can you read an entire encyclopedia in a few hours, but you will retain all the knowledge and subtleties of the content. Entire nations will marvel at your talent. The worlds great thinkers will beg you to read their entire career works and critique them. You will be known as the amazing intellectual with a savant-like talent rivaled by no other. Oh, and the catch is that you just wasted a few seconds of your life reading this tiny wall of text.

I wish for faster typing powers

Modifié par Blitzkrieg0811, 12 septembre 2011 - 04:29 .

[Ghost Lightning]

Granted, but you wasted time to write it. 

EDIT: Granted, but you just reverse ninja'd me! 

I wish Bioware would just tell us if ME3 had multiplayer.

Modifié par Ghost Lightning, 12 septembre 2011 - 04:29 .

[Blitzkrieg0811]

Granted. It does.

I wish there were more people playing.

[_Mr vas normandy]

Granted, but you just put the us another trillion dollars in debt. Not that it matters or anything.

I wish I was Adam Jenson.

[kglaser]

Granted.

I wish I was a size 6.

[_Mr vas normandy]

Granted, but Garrus is now "slightly larger" Garrus.

I wish i understood what size 6 you were referring to.

[Blitzkrieg0811]

Granted, and the answer disturbs you deeply.

I wish you would let me play your copy of DE:HR

[_Mr vas normandy]

Granted, but it requires your address to complete.

I wish you could play DEHR.

[Blitzkrieg0811]

Granted, but the reason is you paid for my copy.

I wish the conviniece store by my dorm sold Monster Java four-packs.

[_Mr vas normandy]

Granted, but the cost hella green.

I wish Adam Jenson Avatar could say congrats to your new LI, and Tali could pull the shotgun on you

[Blitzkrieg0811]

Granted!  And Tali is all yours now.

I wish I could find a free program to make an animated sig banner.

[_Mr vas normandy]

Granted, but Adam Jenson watches the whole thing.

I wish I had a Adam Jenson pillow pet.

[Warheadz]

Granted, but since the city didn't give you a permit for a pool they give you a fine and smash your pool to bits and pieces.

I wish I could finally visit London.

[The Minority]

Granted, but another riot breaks out and it burns down.

I wish you were not a who.

[_Mr vas normandy]

Granted, but now everyone is a Texan. Partner.

I wish... nah.

[Blitzkrieg0811]

Granted, but you go to death row for that.

I wish stuff on campus was cheaper.