the "i wish..." game

#1126
Darthnemesis2

Posté 15 septembre 2011 - 03:55

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Granted, but the qualities falls 3x more

I wish I had mah potato

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#1127
Blitzkrieg0811

Posté 15 septembre 2011 - 03:58

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Granted, but potato love becomes mainstream.

I wish notifications here updated in real-time.

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#1128
Guest_randumb vanguard_*

Posté 15 septembre 2011 - 03:58

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Granted, but his head has mysteriously gone missing
Granted but every one of them fails to impress people and they begin to hate you for spamming their news feed with boring.

I wish my moon would appear to me from across the disguised dessert...

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#1129
Blitzkrieg0811

Posté 15 septembre 2011 - 04:14

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Not granted because I have no idea what the f**k that even means.

I wish KoRn still had David and Head.

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#1130
nijnij

Posté 15 septembre 2011 - 04:24

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Granted, but now they do polka.

I wish I was less lazy.

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#1131
Guest_randumb vanguard_*

Posté 15 septembre 2011 - 04:28

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granted, but you run out of the house in a blaze of glory just to get mauled by a polar bear and a black bear at the same time, after the mauling they both fly off into the sky and go to fight crime. But first they stop at five guys because they totally love that place... **** Yeah...

I wish I could travel with the doctor.

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#1132
Blitzkrieg0811

Posté 15 septembre 2011 - 04:29

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nijnij wrote...

Granted, but now they do polka..

Meh. They already play the bagpipes

Granted, but you have to pay for the doctor's malpractice insurance.

I wish I had higher-quality nomz in arms' length right now.

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#1133
Guest_randumb vanguard_*

Posté 15 septembre 2011 - 04:32

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granted, but they are so high quality your system goes into shock leaving you in a coma for three days.

I wish I could live the more carefree life of an abused sex slave...

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#1134
Blitzkrieg0811

Posté 15 septembre 2011 - 04:38

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Granted, but LordStergio is your mistress. Good luck.

I wish Herman Li would teach me his secrets.

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#1135
Guest_randumb vanguard_*

Posté 15 septembre 2011 - 04:41

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HAWT!

granted... But these aren't the "secrets" you had in mind! D:

I wish I could think of something else funny to put here... As this line is mostly filler. =/

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#1136
Blitzkrieg0811

Posté 15 septembre 2011 - 04:44

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Granted, but you can't edit your posts.

I wish I was more motivated when writting thank you notes.

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#1137
Guest_randumb vanguard_*

Posté 15 septembre 2011 - 04:52

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granted, but everything goes well. There doesn't seem to be a catch, but you keep waiting for one... and waiting for one... You become paranoid, shut yourself in, and shun the outside world and begin distrusting everyone from the internet... Eventually the insane asylum sends people to pic you up, but in a rage you eat one of them and you have to be put down like the monster you have become...

I WISH YOU'D HURRY UP WITH THAT WISH YOU PROMISED ME! D:<

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#1138
Blitzkrieg0811

Posté 15 septembre 2011 - 04:57

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Granted. Now go find Isabel yourself, you lazy punk.

I wish my roommate stopped stealing my popcorn right now.

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#1139
Nameless one7

Posté 15 septembre 2011 - 01:28

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Granted, now he's stealing your money.

I wish their was a way to travel 1000 miles in 1 minute to save time.

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#1140
Guest_Tigerblood and MilkShakes_*

Posté 19 septembre 2011 - 03:05

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Granted,but you lose a week of memory each time you travel as such

I wish i would have never blown up that car

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#1141
Homebound

Posté 19 septembre 2011 - 07:05

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granted, your car switches places with you.

i wish moving again was as eeasy as last time.

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#1142
Guest_Jek Romano Shavo_*

Posté 19 septembre 2011 - 05:22

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Granted, except your luggage gets eaten by rabid wolves.

I wish I meet some awesome folks here, as I am a new guy.

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#1143
Guest_Tigerblood and MilkShakes_*

Posté 19 septembre 2011 - 08:50

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Granted,but the trolls and real scum dwell in with the normal people

I wish i had some extra bucks

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#1144
OBakaSama

Posté 20 septembre 2011 - 09:06

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Granted, but you get the animal variety.

I wish I had more free time.

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#1145
Guest_Jek Romano Shavo_*

Posté 20 septembre 2011 - 05:45

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Granted, but you have no idea what to do with that spare time, eventually killing yourself out of boredom.

I wish Wrex becomes a permanent bro in ME3.

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#1146
comrade8472

Posté 21 septembre 2011 - 12:17

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granted: but his only dialog is "shepard"

I wish: that nothing has to be calibrated in me3

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#1147
Guest_Jek Romano Shavo_*

Posté 21 septembre 2011 - 11:25

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Granted, instead Garrus will become Harbinger's man-slave. He will tear his butthole apart, Shepard!

I wish I had homework.

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#1148
Guest_Tigerblood and MilkShakes_*

Posté 22 septembre 2011 - 02:53

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Granted,but the pile of work takes years to get done and you are left shattered in memories

I wish i knew what i didnt know

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#1149
The Love Runner

Posté 22 septembre 2011 - 05:41

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Granted, but you disintegrate due to too much knowledge.

I wish I was a detective.

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#1150
ReallyRue

Posté 22 septembre 2011 - 08:50

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Granted, but what you discover makes you lose your sanity.

I wish I had a newt called Fernando.

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#1126 Darthnemesis2 Posté 15 septembre 2011 - 03:55

#1127 Blitzkrieg0811 Posté 15 septembre 2011 - 03:58

#1128 Guest_randumb vanguard_* Posté 15 septembre 2011 - 03:58

#1129 Blitzkrieg0811 Posté 15 septembre 2011 - 04:14

#1130 nijnij Posté 15 septembre 2011 - 04:24

#1131 Guest_randumb vanguard_* Posté 15 septembre 2011 - 04:28

#1132 Blitzkrieg0811 Posté 15 septembre 2011 - 04:29

#1133 Guest_randumb vanguard_* Posté 15 septembre 2011 - 04:32

#1134 Blitzkrieg0811 Posté 15 septembre 2011 - 04:38

#1135 Guest_randumb vanguard_* Posté 15 septembre 2011 - 04:41

#1136 Blitzkrieg0811 Posté 15 septembre 2011 - 04:44

#1137 Guest_randumb vanguard_* Posté 15 septembre 2011 - 04:52

#1138 Blitzkrieg0811 Posté 15 septembre 2011 - 04:57

#1139 Nameless one7 Posté 15 septembre 2011 - 01:28

#1140 Guest_Tigerblood and MilkShakes_* Posté 19 septembre 2011 - 03:05

#1141 Homebound Posté 19 septembre 2011 - 07:05

#1142 Guest_Jek Romano Shavo_* Posté 19 septembre 2011 - 05:22

#1143 Guest_Tigerblood and MilkShakes_* Posté 19 septembre 2011 - 08:50

#1144 OBakaSama Posté 20 septembre 2011 - 09:06

#1145 Guest_Jek Romano Shavo_* Posté 20 septembre 2011 - 05:45

#1146 comrade8472 Posté 21 septembre 2011 - 12:17

#1147 Guest_Jek Romano Shavo_* Posté 21 septembre 2011 - 11:25

#1148 Guest_Tigerblood and MilkShakes_* Posté 22 septembre 2011 - 02:53

#1149 The Love Runner Posté 22 septembre 2011 - 05:41

#1150 ReallyRue Posté 22 septembre 2011 - 08:50

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