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[OBakaSama]

Granted, but there are so many bugs that you get no enjoyment from the experience.

I wish mobile (cell) phones were simpler.

[xxSylphxx]

Granted,

Your new 'mobile' has no buttons to push, a very limited calling area, you must reduce your number of contacts down to one, but the strofoam cup and thread are both light weight, easy to carry and use.

I wish for a gang of moderately troubled troubadors with machine guns to do my evil bidding.

Modifié par xxSylphxx, 29 septembre 2011 - 07:09 .

[Kasai666]

Granted, but they murder you and you're entire family along with your friends.

I wish I was a bird.

[3ZI0RR3]

Granted, but a hunter shoots you down.
I wish i was a night elf mohawk (lol)

[The Love Runner]

Granted, but you fly in a desert area.

I wish I could adapt to any and all damage.

[xxSylphxx]

Granted,

You adapt to any and all damage, but your adaptation is rejected by the fans as unrealistic and not at all true to the original books in the series. This leads to you being Retconned in the future to be less powerful and more easily damaged. Further your previous uber damage resistance is explained away as possession by an alien life force so that the fans can forgive you for destroying an entire galaxy.

I wish for revenge upon my traitorous gang of gunslinger troubadours!

Modifié par xxSylphxx, 30 septembre 2011 - 04:25 .

[frustratemyself]

Granted but the dead troubadors have angry cousins that know where you live.

I wish the world would go nocturnal.

[3ZI0RR3]

Granted, but no one else is so you become very lonely :-(
i wish i was an elf(Dragon Age not Santa)

[xxSylphxx]

Granted,

You are a Dragon Age City Elf who joins the Mages Guild. One day a spell goes horribly wrong and you are sent to another dimmension which is run by an evil overlord named Santa. You are forced to work in one of his many sweat shops producing IED's disguised as toys.

I wish Kasumi was a permanent squad mate in ME3.

Modifié par xxSylphxx, 30 septembre 2011 - 07:41 .

[TheMightyJ]

Granted,but she dies a horrible death in the first 5 minutes and there is nothing you can do to stop it

I wish i had a cup of tea.

[xxSylphxx]

Granted,

Someone brings you a spot of tea, however it is too strong. They offer to take it back and add a little hot water to it. You agree. They are however banned before they can return.

I wish 400 code included some sort of conciliatory comment to soften the blow.

[TheMightyJ]

Granted, but you forget what 400 code is ... (Because i haven't got a clue)

I wish it was a little cooler this evening

[silverlegnd101]

Granted but a vengeful, tibetan ghost of a swine salesman hunts you down and torments you for the rest of your days for freezing off his elaborate nipple moustaches.

I wish I never got tired.

Modifié par silverlegnd101, 01 octobre 2011 - 12:02 .

[The Love Runner]

Granted, but the adrenaline has a negative effect on your body.

I wish for a comedic encounter between Neil Patrick Harris and Mr. T.

[xxSylphxx]

Granted,

While staying the night at a hotel in Romania you run into Neil Patrick Harris in the hotel bar. You approach him and tell him you admire his work. He expresses an interest in your helmet. You hit it off with him and end up talking about a myriad of topics ranging from politics, to sports, to quantum theory. Neil tells you he enjoyed talking to you but that he has to go because he is having an informal gathering of friends from ‘the biz’ and elsewhere in his suite later that same evening. He invites you to stop by if you get the chance.

You do go to his suite and end up having a great time, meeting many celebrities and drinking a good many drinks. Eventually at 4am everyone has left but you, Mr. T and Neil Patrick Harris. Neil is in the middle of regaling you both with one of his wonderful tales when he suddenly vomits all over Mr. T. You sprint to the bathroom to gather towels to help Neil clean off Mr. T. One thing leads to another and all three of you end up making glorious three way love in the shower. You fall asleep in each other’s arms…

…When you awake Neil is still in bed with you but Mr. T is gone. Feeling a bit ashamed of your behavior you make to dress and leave without saying goodbye to Neil. That is when you realize that your helmet has been stolen and Neil has been brutally murdered. You suspect Mr. T may have had more difficulty accepting the events of the previous evening than even you as you begin to fashion a temporary helmet from one of the many plastic ice buckets. There is not time to finish however as there is a knock at the door. And that’s how you ended up with powerful dislike for Mr. T in a Romanian prison without your helmet.

Many think I have a disturbing sense of humor. Anyway, I wish for an EZ-Bake oven that makes gourmet quality food.

Modifié par xxSylphxx, 01 octobre 2011 - 03:11 .

[OBakaSama]

Granted, but it takes over a week to cook anything and can only accept things smaller than one cubic inch in size.

I wish that we had more expansions rather than dlcs.

[Tommyspa]

Granted, and they will be 20+ hours and amazing, because I want to play them too.

I wish Bioware games didn't have a dialogue skip feature, it is too tempting and ruins it a little bit for me.

Modifié par Tommyspa, 01 octobre 2011 - 07:36 .

[xxSylphxx]

Granted,

But Bioware also removes the game timer to further discourage you from skipping any element of the game just to save time. As a result you often don't stop playing sometimes 'til 4am, often spending hours just admiring the games backgrounds. The quality of your work suffers. Your sleep suffers. Your interpersonal relationships suffer. You end up having even less dialogue in real life than is present in a Bethesda game.

I wish I needed less sleep

Modifié par xxSylphxx, 01 octobre 2011 - 07:36 .

[TheGunslinger]

I wish DA2 has an aftermath DLC telling us what happens after Act 3. >..>

[The Love Runner]

Granted, but it gives Hawke worse problems.

I wish for the ultimate laptop.

[OBakaSama]

@ xxSylphxx: Granted, but you have so much time you don't know what to do and end up trying to sleep more anyway.

@ Galatic Runner: Granted, but it then transforms and decides to leave you without its services as it has decided it is better than you.

(Done because the order went all funny.)

I wish that money wasn't an issue.

[3ZI0RR3]

Granted, no consequence.
i wish for an ipad 3

[The Love Runner]

Granted, but you can't figure out what it is.

I wish chocolate coke became mainstream.

Modifié par Galactic Runner, 02 octobre 2011 - 02:54 .

[Tommyspa]

Granted. But can I recreate it by pouring Hershey syrup in my coke?

I wish I had more top quality Sigur Rós like ( ) that album is glorious.