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[The Love Runner]

Granted, but you lose your diet of tiger blood and milkshakes.

I wish wrestling became good now as it was back then.

[OBakaSama]

Granted, but it would mean that wrestling goes back to its territorial days; actual filmed footage is a rarity so you can't rely upon your cable network, national TV stations or even media sites like YouTube for your wrestling fix. In order to see decent wrestling you'll have to travel to the house shows wherever they are held.

I wish I had a larger room.

[OBakaSama]

Granted, but you have no access to anything and it becomes impractical for any usage you have in mind.

I wish for a slippery slope.

[xxSylphxx]

Granted,

You never ate fish for dinner yesterday, but you breath still has that odor, and now your even more concerned.

I wish the entire world had a coke and lived in perfect harmony.

[The Love Runner]

Granted, but when the coke runs out, so does the harmony.

I wish Kirk came back and, if so, died, but in a much more epic way so that William Shatner will be sastified.

[OBakaSama]

Granted, but only William Shatner is satisfied with the change and no-one else is. As such everyone is so dissatisfied that it forever taints his association with Star Trek such that fans would like for him to be erased from history, never to be mentioned again.

I wish for...a reason why they killed Kenny.

[xxSylphxx]

Granted,

Trey and Matt just liked killing Kenny. And, he was the poor kid. If you mean why did they kill Kenny for an entire season, well they found killing Kenny more of a chore and figured it would surprise fans if they killed Kenny and he stayed dead. If you meant why did they kill Kenny after he came back... ...you should have been more specific you @#%$#@!

I wish for... ...macaroni pictures.

[The Love Runner]

Granted, but Carter Pewterschmidt destroys them shortly afterwards.

I wish for a techno remix of Peter Griffin's laugh. (for the lulz)

[xxSylphxx]

Granted,

This link is its own corruption

I wish for one of those domesticated Russian foxes as a pet.

[OBakaSama]

Granted, but once you have it you find that despite its appearance it is actually a very vicious and deceptive fellow. It manipulates your surroundings and the people around you until your home is neither a hospitable place for you to live nor welcoming for you. The creature continues on this manipulative streak such that you are even forced out of the town you live in as it has convinced everyone you love (and even those that you don't) that you are the devil incarnate and the world needs to be rid of you. Alas they fail in their attempts to burn you in a bonfire as you escape with your life intact; but rest assured that your life is well and truly ruined by this creature.

I wish for a horse.

[fightright2]

Granted, but it hates you for some unknown reason and it constantly tries to bite you and will let everyone else pet it and ride it but you.

I wish for ten acres of good land.

[3ZI0RR3]

Granted, but it all catches on fire and becomes compleatly infertile and worthless
i wish yesterday never happened

[OBakaSama]

Granted, but it means an end to time as we know it such that everything ceases to be.

I wish for a magnifying lens.

[Gotholhorakh]

Granted, but due to a miscalculation while granting it everything in the universe seems to be the same distance from you (about 3 inches), at all times. Don't look at the sky!


I wish for some respite.

Modifié par Gotholhorakh, 13 octobre 2011 - 09:10 .

[xxSylphxx]

Granted,

A man arrives at your home and all your family members leave to go out to blow off some steam. The man offers to prepare you some food, which you accept with a certian degree of confusion. In fact everything seems confusing. Halfway through the bland meal this stranger has provided you, you decide that things have gone far enough. You demand that he explain to you what is going on. He tries to calm you down with soothing words, but you'll have none of it. After much demanding he finally explains to you he is a Respite Nurse. You don't know what a Respite Nurse is and this frustrates you, so you take a nap, and dream you are young again and extremely busy.

I wish for a Reeses Peanutbutter Cup.

Modifié par xxSylphxx, 13 octobre 2011 - 09:39 .

[Gotholhorakh]

You hear a small sound as something lands on a desk behind you. You turn around and see:
1 Reeses Peanut Butter Cup
>eat cup

You eat the Reeses Peanut Butter Cup. It's nice enough, if you can concentrate on the peanut butter and ignore the chocolate that tastes slightly of the way bins smell.

I wish BioWare would release a Dragon Age themed text adventure for fun.

Modifié par Gotholhorakh, 13 octobre 2011 - 11:12 .

[3ZI0RR3]

Granted, but no one likes it but before release they recall all dragon age things so the whole world of DA lovers hates you for making that wish.

OBakaSama wrote...

Granted, but it means an end to time as we know it such that everything ceases to be.

I wish for a magnifying lens.

actualy it would make things better because if yesterday never happened then i would not have wrongly blamed for threatening to blow up the school and i would not have been forced into haveing a theropist
i wish for a replica assassin blade

Modifié par 3ZI0RR3, 14 octobre 2011 - 12:20 .

[xxSylphxx]

Ummm Granted,

You get replica assassin blades made of... ...foam rubber. They look and feel reasonable but are less likely to lead to more therapy sessions.

I wish Hollywood would stop maing films where the only selling point is kewl CGI.

[The Love Runner]

Granted, more romantic comedies.

I wish for the next person's wish to be granted.

[xxSylphxx]

Granted,

But part of my wish was that it never be revealed what I wished for nor how it was resolved.

I wish someone could correctlly guess what it was I wished for and how it was resolved.

[OBakaSama]

Granted, but they don't reveal how they know and they leg it half way across the universe.

I wish for...a sheet of A4 paper.

P.S. A P.S. in a forum post, whatever next....

3ZI0RR3 wrote...

Granted, but no one likes it but before release they recall all dragon age things so the whole world of DA lovers hates you for making that wish.

OBakaSama wrote...

Granted, but it means an end to time as we know it such that everything ceases to be.

I wish for a magnifying lens.

actualy it would make things better because if yesterday never happened then i would not have wrongly blamed for threatening to blow up the school and i would not have been forced into haveing a theropist

"Better" would be assuming there was still existence.

[3ZI0RR3]

xxSylphxx i dont NEED theropy. i didnt even do anything. i was wrongly accused. but i actualy would be ok with an assassin blade made from foam rubber. its a toy so i can LARP with it and no one gets hurt.
OBakaSama thats funny XD
Granted, i dont know what that is so no consequence
i wish for a pet phoenix

[Nameless one7]

Granted, it stands on your shoulder and burns you alive.

I wish Ultima Online was still popular and the way it was when it first came out.

Modifié par Nameless one7, 15 octobre 2011 - 12:56 .