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[The Love Runner]

Granted, but now the ultimate wizard has an ultimate dragon.

I wish for an Assassin's Creed game that takes place in a futuristic setting. (After III, of course.)

[Thepeak12]

Granted, but that game has the worse graphics ever.

I wish I didn't get dumped.

[xxSylphxx]

Granted,

It takes you longer, but eventually you dump them. It doesn't make you feel less grief for the end of the relationship as you both knew it, but it does make the ending seem more like what should have happened for both of you as opposed to what happened to you. This corrupt and grant a wish Genie can only agree that there is not a much better or worse way to we can grant this wish. Relationships are their own special brand of magic. Perhaps someone else can fulfill this wish better than I. That's my truest wish.

Barring that herculean task (unless someone is up the the challenge) I wish for a pleasant night's sleep.

[OBakaSama]

Granted, but you live in a place where the night lasts only 10 minutes; and it isn't enough to recharge your batteries, so to speak, for the rest of the day.

I wish for low shipping rates.

[3ZI0RR3]

Granted, its called flat rate shiping from the postal service. (seriously its real)
i wish i was the mascot for my schools football team

[3ZI0RR3]

XD LMFAO
Granted, but you cant find any character that fits you new higher standards and you no longer like games and the nerd world is at a loss.
i wish for a lamborghini

[Nameless one7]

Granted, but now you crash since it's to much machine for you.

I wish I could learn twice as much twice as fast.

Modifié par Nameless one7, 15 octobre 2011 - 01:15 .

[TheRichOneOgre]

Granted, but your head explodes
I wish I could eat nyan cat

[3ZI0RR3]

Granted, but you now hear that music forever and theres nothing you can do to stop it
i wish my eyes literly glowed blue

[OBakaSama]

Granted, but you will see everything as a different shade of blue thus robbing you of the colourful tapestry, and any aesthetic appreciation, of the world rendering the perception of your world eventually tediously boring.

I wish for....lower international shipping rates. (Should have wrote that the last time....)

[xxSylphxx]

Granted,

United Pirate Shipping pricin' be what ye be seekin'. We be not lily livered o'er th' Barbary Corsairs plundderin' ways, nor be we hornswagglin' swag wevils like our compeitors arrr. T' starboard galleon at t' starboard price, smartly.
What can Jolly Roger do for ye?

I wish I was better at talking like a pirate

Modifié par xxSylphxx, 15 octobre 2011 - 08:49 .

[silver_sparrow]

Granted but you go crazy with power and eventually get foiled by an 11 year old boy thus leading to your "suicide".

I wish I were taller.

[Kallianira]

Granted, but you won't meet anyone anymore.

I wish I could sleep more!

[silver_sparrow]

Granted but you perceive everyone around you as short horny juvenile cat lovers

I wish I had some extra spending money.

[silver_sparrow]

Ninja!

[Kallianira]

Granted, but there is nothing to buy...

Granted, but it's totally hot now.

I wish I was in Iowa.

[silver_sparrow]

Granted but it's only going to get colder next year.

I wish I was a ninja.

Edit: you ninja again. D:<
Oh the irony.

Modifié par silver_sparrow, 16 octobre 2011 - 11:29 .

[Kallianira]

Granted, but something different is missing now. And yes, I mean THAT!

I wish I was taller.

[silver_sparrow]

Granted but your arm develops self awareness and goes by the name of "liquid snake "

I wish I had some peanut butter.