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[Kallianira]

Granted, but you have to go naked!

I wish I had breakfast!

[OBakaSama]

Granted, but your breakfast will consist of a bowl of cereal with low fat milk, a slice of toast, and a glass of watered down orange juice and it and it shall be the only sustenance you shall get to consume for the rest of the day for the rest of your life.

I wish for there to be fewer audio-visual formats.

[xxSylphxx]

Granted,

It is now the 1940s, You have film (motion and static), records and reel to reel tapes.

I wish that there more more scripted shows on tv and less reality shows.

Modifié par xxSylphxx, 17 octobre 2011 - 12:47 .

[KenKenpachi]

Granted, TV still sucks.

I wish I had a space station.

[3ZI0RR3]

Granted, but the onboard AI opens all the airlocks and no one survives
i wish i could throw a party crazier then the ones that LMFAO goes to

[The Love Runner]

Granted, but "Party Rock Anthem" plays and you get so sick of it that you blow up an empty house.

I wish candy was a bit cheaper. (Might have to wait for the after-halloween sale...)

Modifié par Galactic Runner, 17 octobre 2011 - 03:20 .

[OBakaSama]

Granted, but candy becomes the only food available in the entire world due to its cheap pricing. Due to candy being the only thing that is now edible people slip into a diabetic coma never to awaken ever again, and the human race ceases to be as a result.

I wish for a potato.

[Homebound]

granted, long story short, BSN is getting dos-attacked by a four-figured entity.

i wish for a terrible horrible war that would be so scarred into the human psyche that all that survive it and their descendants would always strive for peace, love, understanding and tolerance.

[Nameless one7]

Granted, now aliens have invaded and the human race sings kum bay ya while the aliens take the human race for slaves.

I wish the weather was always in the 70s and sunny most of the time.

[silver_sparrow]

Granted but the world ends in 2012.

I wish I had a candy apple. :\\

[xxSylphxx]

Granted,

But it's an evil potato that spawns many very bad youtube videos.

I wish for something good on youtube.

Modifié par xxSylphxx, 17 octobre 2011 - 02:45 .

[Nameless one7]

Granted, you wish to understand the meaning of human existence which when you find out what that is you find no reason to live.

I wish all of today's music is good.

[silver_sparrow]

Granted but you still hate it. I wish. I had a better wish. :\\

[Homebound]

granted, u have a bettter wish but you used your 1 wish to get the wish so you cant wish your wish.

i wish mr rogers was still alive.

Modifié par Hellbound555, 17 octobre 2011 - 03:53 .

[Nameless one7]

Granted, after being sent to hell for boring god, the devil has resurrected Mr. Rogers to steal children's souls.

I wish I could get up when my alarm goes off.

[OBakaSama]

Granted, but your alarm is never accurate and always interrupts your sleep at the most inconvenient of times.

I wish for a turnip which is of a size the world has never seen.

[Nameless one7]

Granted, the turnip is from outer space and is on a collision course with Earth, you now have 2 days to live.

I wish when I sing I don't destroy people's hearing since my voice is so bad.

[3ZI0RR3]

Granted, but you can only sing while you lay down. when you stand up your voice sounds like a wet cat in a meat grinder
i wish i had real blood dragon armor

[Nameless one7]

Granted, but the armor makes you look like a psychopath so the police shoot you.

I wish for a good new 21 minute south park episode every week of the year.

[OBakaSama]

Granted, but you suddenly lose all sensory perception and thus unable to experience the new decent South Park episodes you wished for.

I wish for a cute kitty cat!

[Nameless one7]

Granted, but the kitty cat is really an alien and makes you work slave labor.

I wish for one uncorruptable wish besides the one I'm wishing for.

[3ZI0RR3]

Granted, but the wish corrupts anyway. XD
i wish i was a mage