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[Nameless one7]

Granted, but whatever that is it fails to live up to your expectations.

I wish Family Guy would return to how good it was during its first 3 years.

[OBakaSama]

Granted, but so good is Family Guy's return to form that it actually causes problems in the fabric of space and time to the extent that shortly after the first broadcast of the new back to form episode that the universe implodes destroying all life. (Who needs Reapers?) Of course this also means you'll never get to see how that season ends as a result.

I wish that things will live up to my expectations.

[Nameless one7]

Granted, unfortunately bad things in life also live up to your expectations.

I wish I would never have another song stuck in my head.

[Giltspur]

Granted.  Unfortunately, here 'another song' refers only to the songs that have never been stuck in your head before and now all songs ever stuck in your head previously will be stuck in your head once more and will remain playing in your head at the same for the rest of time.

I wish Canada had more polar bears.

Modifié par Giltspur, 07 novembre 2011 - 05:03 .

[xxSylphxx]

Granted,

You have no songs stuck in your head as all your song knowledge has been supressed. Instead you have this nagging aching perpetual sensation that there's a song you wish to remember. You know you knew it well. It lingers on the tip of your tongue, like an itching in the back of your brain that never comes into focus. If you could recall it, you'd realize it was "Row Row Row Your Boat" done in a three part canon style.

I wish I wasn't ninja'd.

Granted, the new influx of Polar Bears all sing "Row Row Row Your Boat" and are hunted to extinction.

I wish I could use my powers for good... ...merrily down the stream.

Modifié par xxSylphxx, 07 novembre 2011 - 05:06 .

[Nameless one7]

Granted, but you now can't speak any other language.

I wish there was an invention that cooked your food instantly.

[xxSylphxx]

Granted,

You are the proud owner of a high temperature quick fire kiln. Anything placed inside it is well done instantly, though not well cooked.

I wish I could use my amazing powers of basketweaving for evil.

Modifié par xxSylphxx, 07 novembre 2011 - 07:01 .

[Nameless one7]

Granted, but your presentations are sloppy since your best work is done when you proscrastinate.

I wish the Incredibles had a sequel.

[The Love Runner]

Granted, but it somehow ends up being worse than Cars 2.

I wish I met Samuel L. Jackson.

[Nameless one7]

Granted, but now everyone you know hounds you night and day with their hairbrained schemes to make money.

I wish I knew what the new bioware game was about before anyone else not on the bioware staff.

[Talthanar]

Granted but it's being published by Nintendo and will be full of minigames for the Wii.

I wish my vision didn't suck.

[Moodath]

Granted, but now everything resembles Bill O'Reilly's ******.

I wish the G35 headset didnt feel so incredibly uncomfortable.

[OBakaSama]

Granted, but by making the headset comfortable it sacrifices the audio quality to such a degree as to render it completely worthless as a headset.

I wish that games came with proper old fashioned manuals actually worth sniffing instead of the modern tripe we now get.

[Nameless one7]

Granted, but in game tutorials are now gone due to the expense of making large manuals.

I wish my school semester was already over.

[Geraldine]

Granted, but you will find later on in life that you will miss these days

I wish I had a real Cobra MkIII from Elite 2, fully fuelled and kitted out so I could get the heck off this mudball never to return.

[The Love Runner]

Granted, largest online community rage EVER.

I wish for more World of Warcraft commercials with celebrities.

[OBakaSama]

Granted, but the consequences of the wish that was already wished will follow...but only worse.

I wish for a lucky four leaf clover.

[OBakaSama]

Granted, but you want for nothing so the need for success is nullified.

I wish for a wish that had a wish which wishes itself so I didn't have to.

[The Love Runner]

Granted, ROGUE WISH INBOUND!

I wish Star Wars Battlefront III would come out already.