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[Nameless one7]

Granted, but it's rotten.

I wish the air quality in the world was better.

[Clara Shepard]

Granted, but auto dealerships are now switching back to gas guzzlers

I wish the wish below me could be granted without consequence.

[Nameless one7]

Granted, no consequence.

I wish for all the world's money.

[The Love Runner]

Granted, but IRS taxes quickly deplete it.

I wish I had a cheeseburger.

[Reptilian Rob]

Galactic Runner wrote...

Granted, but IRS taxes quickly deplete it.

I wish I had a cheeseburger.

Granted, but it's made of fail. 

I wish we would stop using the word "race" as a cultural determinant, and we as a speices find some form of deeper connectivity with one another. 

[OBakaSama]

Granted; every member of the forums bakes you a pie, but no-one then allows you the privilege of actually consuming the pie they baked for you.

I wish for a quiet day.

[Nameless one7]

Granted, on this day you would've had the chance to come forward as a lottery winner but since it's a quiet day no one can say anything and you lose that lotto money.

I wish to never experience Deja Vu again.

[OBakaSama]

Granted; but your life is now completely devoid of any experiences.

I wish that some of my wishes actually made sense.

[Nameless one7]

Granted, you wish to be the smartest person in the world, the wish makes sense but by becoming so smart you are unable to enjoy conversation with anyone else because they are so far below you in intelligence.

I wish there were only 2 consoles competiting for my money vs 3.

[lobi]

granted, but it's the sega master and the nes, forever.
I wish I had more pie.

Modifié par lobi, 16 novembre 2011 - 04:24 .

[Nameless one7]

Granted, your at a pie eating contest and the pie is your a flavor you despise.

I wish they would announce a Dragon Age 2 Expansion already.

[OBakaSama]

Granted; unfortunately the announcement occurs in a parallel dimension and is the best thing ever; we don't get it though.

I wish that bananas wouldn't ripen so quickly.

[Merlex]

Granted, but now they taste like turnups.

I wish the island hadn't killed Jin and Sun.

[OBakaSama]

Granted, but everyone else everywhere else dies as a result.

I wish for a bike-riding fish.

[Ravensword]

Granted, but now you have to live inside an aquarium.

I wish I could play Fallout 4.

[Dominus]

You can, but it's with an outdated computer and immediately crashes. Whoops.

I wish Skyrim would stop eating up so many hours of my life... or do I wish that? Yes, I do...I think.

[Pedrak]

Granted, but you have to go back and play Oblivion.

I wish I had a cat.

[Dominus]

Granted, but yours came from the crazy cat lady next door. Gradually over the years, this cat has gained a particular taste for consuming the souls of the living. How about that.

I wish I had a car. Walking is overrated.

[Pedrak]

Granted, but it's a solar car and you live in Antarctica.

I wish I could swim.

[fightright2]

Granted, but now you have a fear of walking.

I wish I didn't have back pain.

[Dominus]

Granted, but your back is now permanently attached to an 800 pound ogre with a flock of seagulls haircut, and only one nostril.

I which I had something better to do than peruse online message boards and type seemingly random gibberish.

Modifié par DominusVita, 18 novembre 2011 - 03:47 .

[red eye storm]

Granted, but you're required to make sense of whatever it is you do.

I wish I didn't have to sleep.

[Dominus]

You don't have to sleep, but now your eyes are like a storm of red - bloodshot and nasty. Picking up chicks would be hard.

I wish.... I wish the goblin king would take you away....

Right now.

[OBakaSama]

Granted; but whoever 'you' is has superspeed as they escape so quickly that it is as if they never left.

I wish for a banana wielding dog.