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[Dominus]

You get your banana-wielding dog. Unfortunately, it gets hungry and ends up eating it instead. Also, it slips on the peel. Exit, stage right.

I wish smudboy would just go away already. Or at least change his name to something that doesn't sound like a rejected punk band.

[Gabriel S.]

Thy wish is granted! However, the worst named punk band comes in his stead. BEHOLD: Test Icicles!


And I forgot about my bloody wish.


I wish ME3 Collector's Edition would be available for preorder in my country.

Modifié par Gabriel Stelinski, 19 novembre 2011 - 12:11 .

[Homebound]

granted, unfortunately there was an orderform error and u r instead sent 3 clones of yourself and a man saying he must collect you for payment.


i wish for an immortal horse.

[silver_sparrow]

Granted but he's a jerk and hates your existence.

I wish I had a ninja turtle.

[Ravensword]

Granted, but it turns out to be a Galapagos tortoise that merely has a couple of ninja swords strapped to it's back and a bandana but doesn't do anything remotely ninja and just eats and sleeps and will outlive you.

I wish I had free health insurance.

Modifié par Ravensword, 19 novembre 2011 - 03:14 .

[Gabriel S.]

Thy wish is granted! However, you've got the worst doctors in the world to take care of you.


I wish rain would stop falling on my head.

Modifié par Gabriel Stelinski, 19 novembre 2011 - 03:05 .

[Ravensword]

Granted, but now you have hailstones the size of baseballs falling on your head.

I wish I had a PC w/ cutting edge tech.

[Nameless one7]

Granted, but eventually your computer becomes sentient and doesn't do what you tell it to do.

I wish for a good day.

[OBakaSama]

Granted; but the good day you desire happened long ago and you've completely forgotten about it.

I wish for a wishing wand.

[Ravensword]

Granted, but you'll never be able to make a wish again.

I wish I had a white Russian, man.

[Gabriel S.]

You get your white Russian man! Thing is, he's morbidly obese and... I'M HIM!

I wish Poseidon would stop killing so many people in Asia.

[pmac_tk421]

Granted, but now he's killing people in mexico.
I wish I could be a famous composer.

[Nameless one7]

Granted, but your work goes unnoticed until you die.

I wish I was better at telling jokes.

[Gabriel S.]

Thy wish is granted! However, only your invisible friend in the sky finds them funny.

I wish I could see Uranus with the naked eye.

[Nameless one7]

Granted, though now you can never speak the word Uranus again.

I wish more quality RPGs came out every year.

[Gabriel S.]

Thy wish is granted! However, the quantity is multiplied by 0.

I wish the little voices in my head would stop dictating what comments I write on the BS Network.

[OBakaSama]

Granted; but since those little voices actually controlled you to a greater degree than you realised you end up unable to do anything and end up being a gibbering vegetable instead (likely a turnip).

I wish for a smoothie which didn't use banana as its base ingredient.

[Dominus]

You have recieved the Frozen Blood-of-Orphans smoothie. Enjoy.

I wish the forums could go back to normal, and the Skyrim fever could pass a bit.

[Nameless one7]

Granted, now everyone talks about Power Rangers Samurai for the wii.

I wish I would of never said that there couldn't be anything worse then game show tv, for it is my fault that reality tv became so popular.

[Dominus]

An alternate timeline is created where reality TV never happened. Snooky, New York, and all the other reality "celebrities" continue their existence of stagnating in normal life. TV itself took a serious sales nose dive, without the sub-genre to help boost ratings. YouTube becomes the #1 source of Televised material within the US, Canada, and other Major countries. This causes a massive civil war between nations, know as the War of the You Tubes.

Well, that turned out well.

I wish I could think of a new retro avatar to add in besides Mr. Ghost from Mother 3, and dancing Leena from FF5.

[Nameless one7]

Granted, you think of a new great avatar but the avatar destroys your other avatars leaving you with this new avatar alone.

I wish when I say there's nothing worse then something, that something worse wouldn't come along.

[Ravensword]

I'm still waiting for the upgrade to Amazing.

[pmac_tk421]

granted nameless one7(because there's a poster without a wish), but now when you say that it could be better nothing is.
I wish I could speak fluent Japanese.

[OBakaSama]

Granted; but you find yourself living in a community completely devoid of any Japanese speaking people and media thus rendering your Japanese language skills rather superfluous.

I wish for a round on the house.

[pmac_tk421]

granted, but the bartender spit in everyones drinks.
I wish I could play piano really well.