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[Nameless one7]

Granted, though your gift for the piano comes at the expense of your sight.

I wish that the sequel to ARkham city would come out next year.

[Gabriel S.]

Thy wish is granted! However, there is no singleplayer.

I wish people who waggle the middle finger would break it.

[OBakaSama]

Granted; but all broken middle fingers find a sentience and manage to separate themselves from their original owner. They now roam the world following you around so you see a broken middle finger waggling at you wherever you look.

I wish for X, Y and Z.

[Merlex]

@ Gabriel Granted, but two grow back in it's place.


Granted, but you lose everything you own that name starts with any other letter

I wish for a working holo deck to play in for two hours ever day for twenty years.

Modifié par Merlex, 21 novembre 2011 - 06:00 .

[Gabriel S.]

@OBakaSama; Merlex

LOL, I said it should "break", not get cut off. It's bone covered by flesh.


Anyway, thy wish is granted. However, the only game played is "Tijuana Donkey Show" and YOU're on stage.

I wish I had a pony. Scratch that, I wish I had a telescope.

Modifié par Gabriel Stelinski, 21 novembre 2011 - 07:52 .

[Nameless one7]

Granted, though you feel quite depressed when you see an alien planet that says on it will take over earth on new year's day.

I wish I didn't need coffee to get up in the morning.

[Gabriel S.]

Granted! However, you now require the most expensive medicines to replace it.

I wish I had a hammer.

[OBakaSama]

Granted; but you are not worthy of it and thusly incapable of lifting it to use it.

I wish for A, B and C.

On an aside...Gabriel, my little granted wish doesn't really change regardless of the finger's status; they still find a way to detach themselves from their original owner....*heh* Yes, they're creepy.

[Gabriel S.]

Granted! However, A, B and C all equal D, for DOOM! BWOHAHAHAHAH!

I wish BioWare had made Williams keep her soldier look in ME3.

[OBakaSama]

Granted; but BioWare forgot what she looked like and the designers pick up the design of the soldier from Marcus Fenix in the Gears of War games.

I wish for a rubber duck.

[Gabriel S.]

Granted! However, a sniper shoots it out of your hand.

I wish for a rubber... woman. *ahem*

[OBakaSama]

Granted; but it is a very ugly looking one, as well as being...uncomfortable, and as a result of possessing it there are no women in existence.

I wish for bananas in pyjamas.

EDIT: typo.

Modifié par OBakaSama, 22 novembre 2011 - 09:25 .

[Nameless one7]

Granted, though when you eat your banana in pajamas you become a banana, and many kids run over to eat you.

I wish there was a better awards show for Video games.

[Homebound]

granted, it is now hosted by playboy, the bad news? It is now hosted by playboy.

I wish that all your wishes turned into fishes

[Dominus]

The wishes become fishes. As it is a non-aqueous environment, the fish fall to the ground and die from asphyxiation. That turned out well.

I wish for the unholy powers of darkness. Not just one, all of them.

[The Love Runner]

Granted, but holy water vaporizes you.

I wish DC Universe Online didn't discriminate against PS3 players by not giving free players trophy access.

[Quole]

I wish people weren't so incredibly retarded. That will never happen though.

[OBakaSama]

@Galatic: Granted; DCUO now discriminates against PS3 owners in general by withdrawing the game so all players are now equal.

@Quole: ignored due to not playing by rules.....

I wish for rhubarb and custard.

[Homebound]

granted, captain rhubarb beats you to death with his custard.

i wish teen titans went on for one more season...

[Nameless one7]

Granted, though during their final season they are all trapped in the 70s and do nothing but disco dance in every episode.

I wish Skyrim wasn't such a time stealer.

[mango smoothie]

Granted, Skyrim will now crash everytime you try to play.

I wish for an unsinkable ship.

Modifié par mango smoothie, 23 novembre 2011 - 03:18 .

[OBakaSama]

Granted; you get your unsinkable ship which is named the Titanic II, but there is now no water in the world.

I wish for a cute fluffy bunny.

[Ravensword]

Granted, but the cute fluffy bunny will tear your head off.

I wish I had a sandwich.

[mango smoothie]

Granted, but your sandwhich was made at a Nuclear Facility.

I wish I had a hibachi salmon dinner.

Modifié par mango smoothie, 23 novembre 2011 - 03:29 .

[Gabriel S.]

Thy wish is granted! However you regurgitate and choke.

*Didn't know what the hell hibachi was before googling it.



I wish I didn't have 6 fingers on my middle leg.

Modifié par Gabriel Stelinski, 23 novembre 2011 - 08:02 .