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[Dominus]

Congratulations, Gabriel. You now have 7.

I wish I didn't have such a severe case of insomnia.

[Ragh]

Granted, but now you can never wake up.

I wish for everyone's happiness except for the guy below me

[mango smoothie]

Granted, but I become the richest sad guy in the world.

I wish my writer's block would end.

[Gabriel S.]

Abracadabra! It's ended! But so has your writing career.

I wish the next commenter would write backwards.sdrawkcab etirw dluow retnemmoc txen eht hsiw I

[Ragh]

.ouy ovel lliw eno on dna sdrawkcab kaeps ylno ll'uoy won tub detnarG

I wish I had a none fatal or lethal cookie in my hands right now.

Modifié par Ragh, 24 novembre 2011 - 04:16 .

[Homebound]

Granted, but you can't tell if its non-fatal or lethal. /trollface

I wish Pinkie Pie beat's Batman in the Naughty Or Nice tournament on the Hub.

[yemenmm]

*spam deleted*

Modifié par Selene Moonsong, 24 novembre 2011 - 11:15 .

[Gabriel S.]

LOL, yemenmm broke the thread.

Hellbound555, thy wish hast been granted! HOWEVER - and I emphasize on "however" - I don't understand what any of that means so my wish granting may (meaning certainly will) have highly dangerous and unforeseen consequences. Either that or you'll get cake.

I wish Bieber would shave his face.

[Dominus]

As bieber removes the facial hair from his face, the fans begin an unholy uproar over it, initiating a long and bloody civil war. Bieber lunchboxes and memorabilia are used as ammunition against the crazed young females obsessed with the singer. Eventually, the shaved-fans prevail, and all is at peace... however, the toll it took on the world is untold. May the bieb have mercy on your soul.

I wish I could drop the thanksgiving weight... :'(

Modifié par DominusVita, 26 novembre 2011 - 07:34 .

[ReallyRue]

Granted, but you are now so skinny, your trousers fall down at inappropriate times.

I wish I had a tame (with me, anyway) pet griffon. Or a dragon. Or a grif****on.

[OBakaSama]

Granted; but you find a tame griffon rather boring and find it is better served as the Sunday roast.

I wish I could wish upon a star.

Modifié par OBakaSama, 26 novembre 2011 - 09:41 .

[Dominus]

You wish upon a star. The star reacts and begins to tremble uncontrollably. It goes through the life cycles of stars in an instant, reaching supernova and obliterating the entire galaxy. It then forms a black hole, swallowing up whatever was left in the vicinity.

Try a well, next time.

I wish Stanley Woo would try a new catch phrase for locking. End of line is too mainstream.

[ReallyRue]

Granted. he now types "IT'S HAMMER TIME!" whenever he locks a thread.

I wish I could touch the face of wisdom.

[KenKenpachi]

Granted, however you are blinded.

I wish when Stanley used the Hammer time line, the other mods would post after him like Woowowoowowooo.

[silver_sparrow]

Granted but you'r just another victim of the all mighty perma ban hammer.

I wish I had Skyrim. :'(

[Dominus]

You bought a PC copy of skyrim...but you have no internet access and can't install it. The drudgery of DRM prevents you from playing the game of the year, and slaying many a dragon.

I wish I was a superstar tap-dancing sensation, traveling around the world to show my footloose finesse to the world...and beyond!

[3ZI0RR3]

Granted, no consequence.
i wish i was an assassin like Ezio Auditore da Firenze.

[We'll bang okay]

Granted but you lose both your Fingers what are needed for the Hidden Blade and you don`t get all the women he gets in the game 

i wish i was imortal

Modifié par Douglas n7, 27 novembre 2011 - 05:21 .

[Homebound]

granted. you live forever and outlive everyone you know and love. modern society sees you as either an abomination or a lab rat. you are one day kidnapped by a cult who worship you as a sacrificial god.

you spend the next eternity tied and strung up, gutted for your blood on a daily bases as part of some religious ritual.

I wish the BSN would stop wangsting about Mass effect 3.

[OBakaSama]

Granted; but then the forum ceases to exist.

I wish to hear a different excuse to the usual 'over-qualified' or 'lack of experience' reasons when getting rejected for a job.

[3ZI0RR3]

Granted, they just straight out say "you suck. **** you. leave!"
i wish i was a master pyrokinesis user.

[Dominus]

You have mastered the art of wielding fire. Unfortunately, several water pokemon see you in the distance and use a squirt attack...

It's Super Effective! You die.

I wish for MOAR RPG.

[ItsThat01Guy]

Granted, however, the Role-Playing becomes so immersive that you abandon the real world and devote countless hours to creating your idealized world.
After a particularly poor decision, your RPG world starts on a downward spiral. As hard as you try, you cannot fix your mistakes. Thousands of "people" die, and your sanity finally shatters as you abandon a world that you drove to ruin.
Upon returning to the real world, you realize that all your friends and family have abandoned you after you seemingly ceased to exist as a conscious human being. You are all alone. Congratulations!

I wish that Garrus Vakarian was in every video game.

[3ZI0RR3]

Granted, positive consequence
i wish that though i am a pyro i was immune to water attacks also. HAHA FOTITTI POKEMON!

[Dominus]

To That Guy: You pretty much described my life playing World of Warcraft vanilla. :-P

Garrus Vakarian appears in every video game. This causes an oversaturation of said character in the industry: Garrus Party, Garrus Tennis(Try saying that 3 times fast), and even Super Turian Bros. Brawl. The games themselves suffer from a lack of calibrations and bug out about halfway through each game. The gaming industry takes a major tumble similar to the crash of 1983. Only until the year 20XX does it pick up where it was before Mr. Reach began to take over. Great...

I wish I could be a genie. Not robin williams genie, more like Magic: The Gathering Djinn type of genie.

Modifié par DominusVita, 28 novembre 2011 - 11:49 .