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[The Love Runner]

Granted, but server issues plague the game.

I wish for the ultimate bean and cheese taco.

[Homebound]

Granted, your digestive system can't handle it and you die from a slow and painful hemmoraging.

I wish for a million bucks!

Modifié par Hellbound555, 06 décembre 2011 - 07:46 .

[Homebound]

Granted, you learn that he has Aspberger's syndrome and spend the entire afternoon being talked to
about soil consistency.

I wish I didnt forget to cash in that ticket.*

[lobi]

Granted, but you have monies and robber accidently's you..

I wish hangover did not start until next day.

Modifié par lobi, 06 décembre 2011 - 10:55 .

[Homebound]

granted, it starts now.

I wish robber didnt accidently's me...*

Modifié par Hellbound555, 06 décembre 2011 - 10:58 .

[Dominus]

Granted, but....what? o_O English, motherbounder. Do you speak it?

I wish for 9 plagues upon ye land, and all ye peasants to slowly perish among the farms and the roads, among the rivers and plains, and of course among the McDonalds.

[Homebound]

Granted, McDonalds stocks rise from their release of a new, sustainable meat substitute,

I wish I reach across time and punch Salvador Dali as a small child.

[OBakaSama]

Granted, but since you are now a small child you are unable to punch Dali with the strength you would have had as an adult; and because you are a puny child you end up breaking your hand in punching him.

I wish for an end to Apple's legal shenanigans.

[Nameless one7]

Granted, the company goes under without there legal team though.

I wish I would get an A on my test today.

[OBakaSama]

Granted; but in every test, not limited to academics, you subsequently have to take you fail.

I wish that Sony would stop with their different storage mediums.

Nameless one7 wrote...

Granted, the company goes under without there legal team though.

Given I don't care much for Apple I'd say that's a good thing.

[Nameless one7]

Granted, now sony only has 4gb harddrives, not nearly enough to store large DLCs.

I wish they'd hurry up and make cars that can drive themselves safely and fast.

[MessEffectIsHorrible]

but they go 1 mile per hour.

i wish mass effect 3 would be more shootey and not talking, cause i dont like talking.

[lobi]

Granted, but now Reapers have twirly moustache, earth is tied to railway track and Shep has to a wear white hat.

I wish my Life Dice would stop rolling 7.

Modifié par lobi, 06 décembre 2011 - 10:01 .

[Dominus]

The Moon-Based Green Goron City is made a reality. Your roster of scientists discover teleportation, and accidently build a portal to hell, unleashing all sort of unholy messes to your city. That sounds familiar.

I wish I could get some food instantly. Like, right now.

[OBakaSama]

Granted; it will be the most wretched thing you'll ever put into your mouth and subject your tastebuds to what you can only describe as 'hell'. Never again do you make such demands....

I wish for a plastic spoon.

[Homebound]

Granted, there is no mustard on your sandwich.

I wish for a monkey's paw that grants wishes!

[Dominus]

You have gained the Wish-Granting Paw. Upon grabbing it, you are transformed into a monkey, lose the ability to speak in anything but monkey talk, and can no longer ask for wishes beyond getting an "ooh ahh ahh ahh". Best of luck with that.

I wish I didn't have to work tonight, because I was supposed to have it off.

[Homebound]

Granted, you have been fired.

I wish I had a ham-Turkey sandwich with tomatoes, lettuce and mayonaisse.

[OBakaSama]

Granted; but it is past its sell by date and is no longer fit for consumption. In fact, the sandwich which you have in your possession has been around for a long, long time and has in fact evolved into a sentient being capable of complex thought processes. It is now feeling hungry and now sees you as a viable snack....

I wish telephone and green mouse ice-cream.

[Dominus]

Done, but the flavor you have dialed is out of service. Please stop licking it and try again.

I wish to recover my gamertag, transfer a content license, clear a cache, redownload some xbox live content, and read about my EA account.

[Gabriel S.]

Thy wish is granted! However, you suffer a freak short-term amnesia incident when you start saying the word "gamertag" when narrating your actions in your mind and you go back to the toilet to finish wiping your... well, you know. Coz you feel wet, and yet... you forget, you shat like a jet, and you felt the sweat, and the faucet was set, coz you settled that debt by singing that duet with Barnett from the quintet who drives that Corvette who's married to Annette, the girl from Willamette who sells Gillette, who lost HER cabriolet playing the roulette and now you've offset for loosing your head.

I wish I was sane. SURF'S UP, DUDE!

[Dominus]

Thy wish is granted! However, you suffer a freak short-term amnesia incident when you start saying the word "gamertag" when narrating your actions in your mind and you go back to the toilet to finish wiping your... well, you know. Coz you feel wet, and yet... you forget, you shat like a jet, and you felt the sweat, and the faucet was set, coz you settled that debt by singing that duet with Barnett from the quintet who drives that Corvette who's married to Annette, the girl from Willamette who sells Gillette, who lost HER cabriolet playing the roulette and now you've offset for loosing your head.

WUT

You gain sanity, but lose your surfboard. And in the process, the women no longer hunger for your touch. Forever Alone. But at least you're sane...for now.

I wish this Quick Reply was quicker. I need FTL Quick.

[lobi]

Granted but it creates a TIME PARADOX!

I wish I was sane. SURFS UP, DUDE!

Modifié par lobi, 08 décembre 2011 - 12:04 .