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[Gabriel S.]

PARADOX!

AAAAHHHH!! WOOeeeWOO! Aliens, zombies, creatures from the Underworld. Hmm, micro popcorn. GHANDI!

I wish pink unicorns could talk fast like Pikachoo.

[Dominus]

Pink unicorns talk fast like pikachu. They're all on the show My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. Isn't it great?

I wish My little Pony: Friendship is Magic did not exist. We need a clean slate.

[Gabriel S.]

Granted. However, all the convicts working to clean the slate have dressed up as unicorns and are now doing to nasty thing to your lawns. Yes, the nasty thing. Yes... I definitely know what that means.

I wish you'd lock up your daughters so the fuzz wouldn't keep come a knockin'.

[Dominus]

The daughters are all locked up. Unfortunately, the keys to the rooms have been lost, and the windows are impossible to open or bash through. Whoops.

I wish I could stop swishing around this goblet of blood. My arm's getting tired.

[Gabriel S.]

Wish granted. However, in your attempt to edit the ".gif" you break the code and the recovered animation shows only the goblet, the wine, the pool and the hat.

I wish green apples were red, and pears were potatoes.

[lobi]

Granted, but now the room your in moves to keep the liquids motion goin.

I wish I could code Pascal better. (and not get ninja'd)

also: Granted but your salads are now desert.

Modifié par lobi, 08 décembre 2011 - 12:58 .

[Gabriel S.]

PARADOX! WOOeeeWOO...

I wish I had a looooooooong... fork.

[lobi]

Gabriel Stelinski wrote...

PARADOX! WOOeeeWOO...

I wish I had a looooooooong... fork.

Granted, but while dining with the devil you realise you needed a spoon.

I wish this all made sense'

[Gabriel S.]

So do I.

[Dominus]

It all makes sense. There's no Zelda timeline. They're just making it all up as they go for the sake of gameplay. All Internet theories fail, and the nerds cower in the caverns of the geek. All is lost!

I wish the next 9 hours could be one quick blur.

[Gabriel S.]

Granted. However, the function hangs and you live the rest of your life in normal time blur.

I wish my girlfriend would stop trying to mount me.

[lobi]

Gabriel Stelinski wrote...
I wish my girlfriend would stop trying to mount me.

Granted, she has now hired a professional Taxidermist.

I wish I had less free time today.

Modifié par lobi, 08 décembre 2011 - 01:39 .

[Dominus]

Done. You now have no free time at all. Get back to work.

I wish things could be less complicated...

[lobi]

Granted, you now have too much free time.

I wish Game developers would actually finish a game before releasing it and calling the other half DLC.

[Ravensword]

Granted, but any finished game you play will have DLC that gives your PC a virus that deletes all your pr0n.

I wish there was a way to stop the menaces that are drop bears and wine-drinking ghosts.

[DeathDragon185]

Granted but now there are breakdancing zombies to deal with.

I wish this wish won't be corrupted.

Modifié par DeathDragon185, 08 décembre 2011 - 10:01 .

[Dominus]

Wishful thinking. Your wish is uncorrupted. Unfortunately, the world itself goes amuck due to eveything else terrible in the world. Your wish is fine. The world is boned.

I wish I could be the best, like no one ever was. To catch them is my real test, to train them is my cause.

[lobi]

Granted but, there are eight badges in the Kanto region and  ....

I wish I had not known that.....

Modifié par lobi, 08 décembre 2011 - 12:24 .

[Dominus]

You no longer know that. The hell's a pokee man?

I wish I could tell someone the full truth, regardless of the consequences.

[OBakaSama]

Granted; but they don't believe you anyway and you succumb to Cassandra syndrome for the rest of your life (natural or otherwise).

I wish I could understand what it is that Kenny says.

[The Love Runner]

Granted, but now his danger rate is twice the normal output.

I wish for Lord Voldemort and Darth Vader spin-off films.

[Arcadian Legend]

Granted, but it becomes worldwide unanimously agreed upon that they suck.

I wish for an amusement park, with Blackjack, and hookers.

[Dominus]

Done. Your amusement park unfortunately has male hookers only, and Blackjack's card dealer is applejack, who's cheating everyone at the table.

I wish... oh I wish someone would take me away from it all!

Modifié par DominusVita, 08 décembre 2011 - 11:29 .

[Ravensword]

Granted, but you are then flung into a black hole.

I wish I had a job that paid me a seven figures while I sit around and slack off all day; play video games and take three hour lunches.

[GMagnum]

Ravensword wrote...

Granted, but you are then flung into a black hole.

I wish I had a job that paid me a seven figures while I sit around and slack off all day; play video games and take three hour lunches.

grant but wen u go 2 lunch u eat a burgr n hav a heart attck n die on ur first day of gettn dat job tbh
i wsh miranda buttchek wus real tbh