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[Blitzkrieg0811]

Granted, but you have to do it with another woman.

I wish my battery life was unlimited.

[raynbow]

granted but it shortens your life

i wish my house was clean

[Blitzkrieg0811]

Granted, but you can't shower for two months.

I wish I could blow sh!t up with laserbeam eyes.

[HiddenKING]

Granted but only works on dog poo

I wish I had a talking kitty cat that sounded like Malcolm McDowell

[Blitzkrieg0811]

Granted, but she sleeps with your dad.

I wish Tosh.0 was still funny.

[MASSEFFECTfanforlife101]

I wsih I could spend time with the most Beautiful and Amazing Woman I have ever met right now.

But I have to wait.

Modifié par MASSEFFECTfanforlife101, 15 juin 2011 - 09:35 .

[The Minority]

Granted but you have to sell your soul to Satan.

I wish, I wish I was a fish.

[Blitzkrieg0811]

Granted, but Smeagol eats you.

I wish it would stop raining.

[MASSEFFECTfanforlife101]

Granted, but you suffer through a drought.

I wish I wasn't overweight.

[Blitzkrieg0811]

Granted. Now you're underweight and malnourished.

I wish I could teleport like Nightcrawler.

[MASSEFFECTfanforlife101]

Blitzkrieg0811 wrote...

Granted. Now you're underweight and malnourished.

I wish I could teleport like Nightcrawler.

I was serious about that.

[Inside_Joke]

Blitzkrieg0811 wrote...

Granted. Now you're underweight and malnourished.

I wish I could teleport like Nightcrawler.

Granted, but now you're blue and no one will ever love you. D:
I wish I were faster than a speeding bullet.

[Moon Elf13]

Granted, but you always hit walls.

I wish I was a robot!

Modifié par Moon Elf13, 15 juin 2011 - 10:04 .

[The Minority]

Granted, but you can't take over the world.

I wish your mom would stop calling me at 3AM.

Modifié par The Minority, 15 juin 2011 - 10:05 .

[Moon Elf13]

Modifié par Moon Elf13, 15 juin 2011 - 10:07 .

[Inside_Joke]

*I'm confused*

Granted, but it came from the future to kill you.

I wish I won the lottery.

Modifié par Inside_Joke, 15 juin 2011 - 10:09 .

[Elencia]

Granted, but it was $10.
I wish I was attractive.

[Inside_Joke]

Granted, but now you attract magnets.

I wish I had a car.

[The Minority]

*ninja'd*

Modifié par The Minority, 15 juin 2011 - 10:13 .

[Moon Elf13]

Modifié par Moon Elf13, 15 juin 2011 - 10:14 .

[Blitzkrieg0811]

Granted, but only to gay dudes.

I wish the world was a collective economy in which no one needed money to get stuff.

Modifié par Blitzkrieg0811, 15 juin 2011 - 10:14 .

[Luke Nukem Forever]

Granted, but you must wear a full body jump suit. All day everyday for the rest of your life.

I wish I got A's in all my exams.