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[Ravensword]

granted but it turns out dat her butchek is jus made of silicone tbh

I wish I had a lemon.

[ReallyRue]

Granted, but it squirts you in the eye and you're blind now.

I wish I had a scarf to wrap around the world in winter.

[The Love Runner]

Granted, but the tightness causes earthquakes.

I wish Homer Simpson did the "Why, you little...!!" strangle on Peter Griffin. (for the lulz)

[Homebound]

Granted, someone actually watches the Simpsons/Family guy.

I wish DCUO was actually a good game. :/

[Dominus]

DCUO becomes a game worth playing. BioWare's TOR, Blizzard's Stagnating Franchise World of Warcraft, and all other current MMOs suffer heavy losses in sales, leaving a major financial dent in the industry. But hey, your game's good, so that's great. No guilt lingering over your head, or anything.

I wish I wasn't sleepy.

[Nameless one7]

Granted, you become the opposite of Rip Van Winkle and can never fall asleep again due to a cup of super coffee.

I wish I could enjoy old games that I didn't play until now that were made in the early 90s.

[fightright2]

Granted, but because you spend so much time playing the games, your hygiene and health gradually declines to the point that you have no social life and your school work/work suffers incredibly.

[Dominus]

Granted, but you didn't make a wish. The entire thread enters a black hole and is trapped in an inescapable singularity for all time. The End.

I wish for more food. Like, a lot more.

[Chewin]

Granted, but since you're a ghost you can't eat the food or use it whatsover.

I wish to have Adam Jensen sun glasses for Christmas.

[Dominus]

You now have them...cybernetically attached to your head. I hope you enjoy wearing Sunglasses at night.

I wish for every day to be perfect weather.

[frustratemyself]

Granted but it's someone elses idea of perfect weather not yours.

I wish I had some gingerbread.

[The Love Runner]

Granted, but there is no frosting on it.

I wish to cater at the Cerberus Holiday Party.

[Homebound]

granted, they cut you open and eat you.

I wish I was awesome enough like Garrus to warrant people to wear t-shirts with my face on it.

[OBakaSama]

Granted; you are awesome enough to get your face onto t-shirts and other wearable peripherals. Except everyone is so sick of your face that they end up punching and attacking those wearing your face on their bodies. This hatred spreads, grows and infests so much of the population that these haters decide to hunt you down, as punching a representation of your face just isn't enough to satisfy their violent desire, so they can fully sate their desire to beat your face to a very messy and bloody pulp. Needless to say, it does not end prettily for you.

I wish for a fish stick.

[Nameless one7]

Granted, of course it becomes the only food you ever eat, and you grow tired of it but must keep eating fishsticks as you bought a lifetime's worth that is non transferable.

I wish that Bioware's new video game is an RPG.

[The Love Runner]

Granted, genre fatigue.

I wish Sony could allow for the PS3 to use custom music for ANY game and allow for username changes via a patch or system software update.

Modifié par Galactic Runner, 10 décembre 2011 - 09:13 .

[Nameless one7]

Granted, though everyone changes usernames on a daily basis so no one knows who each other are.

I wish Batman Arkham city would win Game of the Year.

[Dominus]

Batman: Arkham City wins game of the year. Naughty Dog and Bethesda both get serious sad faces. :-(

I wish work wasn't so irritating right now.

[Nameless one7]

Granted, no consequence. (Also how'd you get the inside info on batman? J/K)

I wish it was Tuesday.

[Dominus]

It is tuesday. Saturday, Sunday, and Monday are subsequently ripped from the week, leaving 4 days in the calendar. Although monday won't be missed, your weekends are gone forever....
Forever!

I wish I had more than a text blurb on generals 2.

[Nameless one7]

Granted, unfortunately it's all about Tanya from Red Alert 2 invading the Generals Game.

I wish game announcements would actually come when they are supposed to.

[OBakaSama]

Granted; as a result we receive no game news until they are actually announced on the day of release. Gamers lose the ability to budget their expenditure as they no longer know which games are coming out. The lack of announcement also leads the industry into dire straits as the ordinary gamer thinks the industry is dead and longer about; business plummets and all companies go bust as a result. Eventually we no longer have games to play and forever sigh about 'the good old days'.

I wish for a custard pie.

[Dominus]

Done. Awwwww yeaaaaaah!


I wish I could find true love.

[Nameless one7]

Granted, you become a furry lover and find true love with your pet.

I wish Skyrim didn't win the game of the year award because it's so buggy.

[Arcadian Legend]

Granted, but then all bugs were fixed.

I wish for a legion of obedient sharks with frikken laser beems attached to their heads.