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[Dominus]

Done. You are now an overweight, balding version of Michael Meyers in a shining, silver costume. And you have a miniature version of yourself that loves to give the middle finger. Congrats.

I wish that bloody pony would stop bouncing in Arcadian's signature. Someone move the trampoline, already!

[Arcadian Legend]

Granted, but now she has grown in size, able to jump up the screen without a trampoline.




Problem? *trollface*

I wish that a Mass Effect 3 BSN theme was available.

Modifié par Arcadian Legend, 12 décembre 2011 - 02:40 .

[lobi]

Granted, but it contains 'spoilers' and totally ruins the game for you.

I wish my cooking skills did not deteriorate in direct proportion to the amount of champagne drank.

[OBakaSama]

Granted; instead your culinary skills now increase exponentially when you consume alcohol. You gain fame for your culinary skills and you drink more to increase your fame and fortune. This keeps going on as you dominate the culinary scene across the world and become known as the Deity of Cuisines. Unfortunately this happens within the space of a month in which you die of liver failure.

I wish for a steak and kidney pie.

[lobi]

Granted, But the pastry isn't flaky, the steak has been minced, and the kidney still has the ureter attached.
(the gravy is thin as well, sorry)

I wish crunchy peanut butter was actually crunchy and not just lumpy.

Modifié par lobi, 12 décembre 2011 - 05:49 .

[Nameless one7]

Granted, unfortunately you chip a tooth on the crunchy peanut butter.

I wish early access for SWTOR would start.

[OBakaSama]

Granted; it starts early but you are oblivious as to when it started. The millions and millions of fans enjoy its wares while you sit around twiddling your thumbs wondering when it starts. Needless to say, when you finally find out that so many people got to enjoy it before you (due to your wish) you get very peeved.

I wish for a coaster which consists of an actual coast.

[Arcadian Legend]

Granted, it is also the size of the actual coast.

I wish that the guards in Skyrim never got shot by arrow's to their knees and were still adventurers.

Modifié par Arcadian Legend, 12 décembre 2011 - 07:05 .

[Dominus]

Done. One of the guards turned out to be a Dovakiin instead, saves the world before you do, and now you get to be a guard...who gets an arrow in the knee. Have fun!

I wish insomnia wouldn't hit me like a ton of bricks.

[Nameless one7]

Granted, insomnia hits you now like a ton of spiked balls.

I wish DominusVita's avatar picture won't accuse me of being a scrooge and visit me on the night before Christmas.

[Homebound]

Granted, nobody visits u on xmas eve.

i wish the world ended.

[Nameless one7]

Granted, now we all become ghosts and spirits and talk about the days when we could eat, sleep, and play games as we are condemned to a life of haunting alien spieces who can't understand what we're saying.

I wish for a new planescape game.

[Dominus]

Done. After years of waiting for a proper sequel the game is made:

Planescape 4: Modern Torment. Dun dun, duuuuuun.

I wish for the peasants to be free!

[silver_sparrow]

Granted but your sugar mama wants half! D:<

I wish Ellin Page noticed me.

[Dominus]

Ellen page noticed you! Then she looked away.

I wish I could be transported 10 years in the past to undo previous mistakes.

[Nameless one7]

Granted, but to undo past mistakes your outcomes of those decisions are worse then what you had already done, therefor everything you do to undo the past makes life suck.

I wish I could fall asleep easily tonight.

[Dominus]

You do, and it's the last time you'll fall asleep. Isn't that dark?(In many ways)

I wish for something cool.

[Nameless one7]

Granted, you get an biotic amplifier from Mass effect, unfortunately since you don't know how to use it you use singularity on yourself and are stuck in it for 12 hours.

I wish there will be 4 more hours of sunlight tommorrow then were supposed to get.

[OBakaSama]

Granted; but the people who organize these things forget to make the sunlight available after the forecast amount and has set your wished for additional four hours to run concurrently during the usual sunlight hours instead thus making no difference whatsoever.

I wish for a cooler mug.

[Dominus]

You get a cool mug, but not quite the cool one you were looking for...


I wish it was christmas already.

[Homebound]

Granted, Xmas is now moved to today but everybody doesnt know this so xmas is cancelled.

I wish I could figure out how I could stop being so sick all the time. D:

[OBakaSama]

Granted; you manage to acquire the knowledge to prevent yourself being sick all the time with respect to the illness you are always sick with. You go a lengthy period without being sick. Unbeknownst to you, this period of good health has actually weakened your immune system; and the next time you are sick, even for a little bit, proves to be fatal as your immune system is incapable of adjusting to new illnesses.

I wish for a toaster made of toast.

[Dominus]

Granted. Google Images is handy, by the way.

I wish for something to wish for.

[Nameless one7]

Granted, you wish to be transported into the world of a Bioware Game called Dragon Age, unfortunately you are an elf and must live the rest of your life as a second class citizen or run to the Dalish to escape your fate.

I wish my early access email for SWTOR would get here already.