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[Nameless one7]

Granted, you become a fluttershy plushie.

I wish a microsoft and sony would create new consoles that are good and reasonably priced.

Modifié par Nameless one7, 17 juillet 2012 - 06:38 .

[legion999]

Granted. All the games cost thousands of dollars though.

I wish I had a good PC.

[Nameless one7]

Granted, but you sold a kidney to get it.

I wish I had better dreams.

[legion999]

Granted. You never get to sleep again though.

I wish for a Kit Kat bar.

[Nameless one7]

Granted, but every time you see a kit kat bar you get their song stuck in your head.

I wish Troika would come back to life.

[legion999]

Nameless one7 wrote...

Granted, but every time you see a kit kat bar you get their song stuck in your head.

I wish Troika would come back to life.

Granted. Troika then dies again two seconds afterwards.

I wish Obsidian made the next Fallout game.

[Nameless one7]

Granted, no consequence.

I wish for a great comic book game besides the Arkham Series.

[Fallstar]

Granted but they only serve Coors Light and Weetabix.

I wish I had a better car.

[Nameless one7]

Granted, but you get carjacked because your car is so great.

I wish the air was cleaner.

[Aerevane]

Granted, but it smells like Axe body spray.

I wish I would be God.

[Gorthaur the Cruel]

Granted, god decides to retire and gives you his job. Unfortunately for you god decides to have some shots with St. Peter before leaving and while you're walking through the gates of heaven, all happy about your new job, god's ferrari spins out of control and runs you over. You go into a coma for the rest of an eternity.

I wish it was a little cooler in Michigan during summer.

[Nameless one7]

Granted, now its 30 degrees cooler in michigan during the summer, and 30 degrees cooler the rest of the year as well.

I wish for a good night's sleep tonight.

[Dominus]

Granted. Now you wish you'd made a wish that was genuinely useful, instead of just a wish for a wish. Perhaps you should wish for a new dish, or perhaps to see the movie lilo and stitch.

@Solostans, I hear you. This has to be one of the hottest michigan summers I've ever had. It's hard to complain for as long as it isn't snowing, good lord.

I wish for a Brand New Car!. Dun dun, nuh nuh.

[Volus Warlord]

Granted, but it's a lemon and will break down in 5,000 miles.

I wish I had a spaceship.

[Olaf_de_IJsbeer]

Granted, but HAL9000 is your onboard computer.

I wish I were the eternal president of the Democratic People's Republic of Korea.

[Dominus]

Granted. It's filled with a cheerleader, a punk, a poet with a gun, a police officer with an enormous bust line, a test tube baby, and a dinosaur. Welcome to Mass Effect 2.

I wish you well.

[EricHVela]

DominusVita wrote...

Granted. It's filled with a cheerleader, a punk, a poet with a gun, a police officer with an enormous bust line, a test tube baby, and a dinosaur. Welcome to Mass Effect 2.

I wish you well.

Granted and thanks! Though, my illness has to go somewhere. It was your wish, so it only seems fair that you get it. Thanks for taking that. You're a real trooper.

I wish poo didn't give off an unpleasant odor.

[OBakaSama]

Granted, but everything else smells unpleasant instead.

I wish I didn't have so much chocolate.

[Gorthaur the Cruel]

Granted, all of your chocolate turns into dead fish.

I wish my lawn would mow itself.

[brushyourteeth]

Granted, but like me, you have to move away from the great state of Michigan to achieve it.

I wish to speak fluent Russian.

Modifié par brushyourteeth, 21 juillet 2012 - 07:41 .

[Gotholhorakh]

Granted, but you are on the run from the FSB

I wish I had a tennis court.

Modifié par Gotholhorakh, 21 juillet 2012 - 09:24 .

[Dominus]

Granted, but love will never blossom there. Yep, that's a tennis joke.

I wish the spambots would give it a rest.

[Volus Warlord]

Granted, but it's only because the forum crashed.

I wish I could fight someone and not get arrested.