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[legion999]

Granted. You are shot by the police instead.

I wish I had a sandwich.

[Nameless one7]

Granted, but its the worst tasting sandwich ever made.

I wish the Fall lineup of Video games was better this year.

[FeralEwok]

Nameless one7 wrote...

Granted, but its the worst tasting sandwich ever made.

I wish the Fall lineup of Video games was better this year.

Granted, but they all require constant online connection.

I wish I could act in movies.

[Dominus]

Granted. And like many actors in hollywood, you can't find any work.

I wish my paranoia would quit already.

[Hathur]

You're all terrible at this.

I wish I had infinite wishes.

[Gotholhorakh]

You have infinite wishes, but they are all "I wish I had a Brussels sprout"

I wish I had more developers.

[Inquisitor Recon]

Granted. But they will only produce Call of Duty clones.

I wish I could teleport.

[Dominus]

Granted, but you can only teleport to the middle of the sahara, and the middle of a bronycon. Welcome to hell.

I wish the goblin king would take you away...

Right Now.

[Arcadian Legend]

Granted. The goblin king takes him away, then brings him right back again after a tour of the world in just one minute.

I wish I had my own private jet and aircraft carrier full of different fighter jets that I own myself.

Modifié par Arcadian Legend, 24 juillet 2012 - 01:17 .

[legion999]

Granted. When my moon army invades you and your aircraft carrier are bombed.

I wish it was tomorrow.

[3ZI0RR3]

Granted, story is ruined
I wish for the power of flight

[breakdown71289]

Granted, but you must tell Superman first.

I wish for the power of FTL development time on FFVXIII.

[Inquisitor Recon]

Granted, but the game is just a rehash of the last several.

I wish everytime I use a slot machine I hit the jackpot.

[Dominus]

Granted, but the casino owners figure out something's wrong with your lucky streak, take you out back, and start giving you the old one-two. Don't quit your day job.

I wish I could drink without having to worry about gaining weight.

Modifié par DominusVita, 25 juillet 2012 - 07:01 .

[Inquisitor Recon]

Granted, but you drink so much your liver gives out and you have to carry a ******-bag everywhere.

I wish I had a new HDTV and home theater setup.

[Gotholhorakh]

You have your new home theatre setup, but you can only watch SyFy

I wish I had super strength

[Inquisitor Recon]

Granted, but you become a fugitive after you tap somebody on the shoulder and break their spine in the process.

I wish I could control time.

[Kathleen321]

Granted, but it also controls you. Every time you use your ability you age.
I wish my red hair color would stop washing out every time I shower.

[Gotholhorakh]

Granted (I broke your shower).

I wish I had an empire - even a small one would do.