Fast Jimmy wrote...
I'd like to ask another question - was it ever discussed internally how Minsc met Boo?
Little busy with, you know, a game or something. I'll drop back in when I can. In the mean time, here's something dredged from ancient text files, an interview with Minsc I wrote up for GameSpy back in 2000 or so, when GameSpy was a thing that existed.
1) Hey Minsc, thanks for sitting down with us. First off, give us a bit of background on yourself. Where exactly is Rashemen and how did you begin adventuring?It is not a problem. Boo likes these quiet moments. Ahh, Rashemen. No matter how my mind wanders, my thoughts remain close to home... compared to how far I have walked, anyway. Rashemen is as East and North as a man can go in this world... well, perhaps not, but it is as far as THIS man has gone and I would wish to go no further, as I am sure you would agree that it would be silly to travel all the way back only to pass by the very home I have long missed. As nice as the Erech Forest or Icerim Mountains MIGHT be, they can hardly warrant such a trek. As for why I began my great journey, it was my solemn duty to honor the pledge of service I made to my witch Dynaheir. Only this could satisfy my dejemma and ensure membership in the Ice Dragon Berserker Lodge. Of course, it did not go quite as I had hoped...
2) So what's with the berserker in you? Lots of bottled up aggression from when you were a kid? What kinds of things really tick you off and make you go berserk?Ahh, my battle fury precedes me, and well it should. It is an effective warning if the villainous can see it coming even before I arrive. Imagine their sheer terror when confronted in person! Like a long, slow fall off the peaks of wretchedness, knowing that it is only a matter of time before an abrupt meeting with the enormously wide-fisted ground of virtue!
What can unleash my mighty wrath? Well, you know, evil and such...
3) How did you get to be a bodyguard for Dynaheir? And how did you lose her to the gnolls in your original adventure?Dynaheir was of the Wychalarn, and I was honor bound to serve my witch. I do not know what her mission was... but I did not need to. Anyway, we had walked far to reach the Sword Coast, and when we camped near the Wood of Sharp Teeth we woke to an ambush. It was not the first, but I fear my head had not fully healed from a careless moment in Sembia, and a blow knocked the sense from my mind. When I awoke, Dynaheir was gone. It is one of my great shames that she was wrested from my protective sight, and I make no excuses for my weakness. I tracked the gnolls to a lair west of Nashkel, joining virtuous allies as I went. Ahh, but you might say that you traveled the Wood of Sharp Teeth and there was not a gnoll to be seen. Well, of course not NOW. I righted my wrong, and several others along the way. Her rescue was quite heroical.
4) What is the Ice Dragon berserker lodge, and why is it so important for you to be a member?Attaining a place in the Ice Dragon Berserker Lodge is the greatest honor that a warrior of Rashemen can achieve, no matter if you are devoted solely to the sword or to nature as well. If you swing a weapon then there is no other place you wish to be. You think Minsc can rage? I am tea-and-cookies compared to the greatest of the Lodge. On the darkest nights I see their white-hot fury guiding me in an endless sky full of furiously white-hot stars. A legacy of warrior-pride is in every swing of my sword-arm, so I swing it a lot! Why must I do this? Because I am Minsc, and Minsc must.
5) OK, I want the real scoop: How did you find Boo? What sort of counsel does he provide when he "speaks" to you?You ask how he speaks with your tongue in your cheek, but I say to you that he talks like the best of any of us, with words that ring true for those that wish to hear, and far clearer too, for the only thing in his cheek is the occasional nut. His counsel is my focus when I find it... difficult... to think clearly, either from the guile of villainy or some long persisting headache. Certainly there are rangers that prefer the company of perhaps a giant bear or some great cat or another, but I am large enough on my own and need not compensate.
As for how Boo and I met, I owe that to a nameless traveling merchant. Dynaheir and I had been drawn to rout a nest of villainy while traveling through Sembia, and though we were victorious, I suffered what I agreed was "an astounding blow to the head." For weeks I was a shadow of my former self. A large shadow perhaps, but still not nearly as effective. When we met the merchant he directed my stumbling gaze to a small cage, and explained the special nature of what was inside. It would be grand to say that Boo came to me from his home amongst the stars, but, in truth, I purchased him for a goodly sum and we have been together since.
6) What makes you think he is a miniature giant space hamster? Does he have any special abilities associated with his extraterrestrial nature?What makes you think he is NOT a Miniature Giant Space Hamster? Who would have more insight into the attributes of my animal companion than I, Minsc! Besides, the merchant had an honest face. He was very insistent too, waving his pipe as he named the stars that Boo might have seen. There were many more words amidst his "thee"s and "thou"s that I did not even recognize, but everything became clear to me as he spelled it out. His price seemed more reasonable as well, even as he raised it once or twice. But enough about Boo, he is blushing because of the attention. He is pink under his fur regardless, but I can tell when he is nervous.
7) Any advice for burgeoning rangers who want to walk the path of righteousness?Evil is a maze of deceit, and the cheese it hides is never worth the running. Oh, and never trust an ice weasel when your hamster is on the line.
8) You are a pretty good-natured fellow. What is it that sets you off .. any pet peeves? What bugs you most about evil?What bugs Minsc and Boo most about evil is that it is THERE. We need not dwell on tiny details trying to decide if someone is "a little evil" or "very evil". Ask a villain if Minsc is "a little large" or "very large" when I am in their face and they will not have an answer. Why? Because all that matters is that I am there and they are there, and that I will learn their nefarious heads a thing or six about justice before they become so utterly villainous that we must comprehend their deeds in bite-sized chunks of bad, instead of all together as a depraved whole that must be filled!
I have no peeves, only a hamster.
9) What the hell's the deal with that purple tattoo on your head?Many warriors of Rashemen bear such trophies, mostly as scars from battle, but not everything important happens at the end of a sword. Yes, that surprised me too. On the journey with Dynaheir I met many people, and one was a valiant warrior from a land with traditions like my Rashemen, if a bit more reserved. She was well impressed with Boo and I on the battlefield, but was concerned that my fury might some day overwhelm Boo’s calming influence. She had proven herself to me, so when she offered an exchange, I accepted. I am told the marking stands for balance and is well respected in her home. I wear it proudly, just as she wears the symbol of the Ice Dragon Berserker Lodge, though not placed quite so prominently... ahh, but Boo’s stare has reminded me of an oath long promised, and I will speak no more of it.
10) If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why?I’m not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.
11) What is your favorite sword and why? Bow or crossbow?Now this topic I know well, though I care less for the weapon than the target. A fine sword will serve for years, but if evil will not wait for the forging then a chair leg will do in a pinch. Yes, I have held many blades, though I am not fond of those found near Beregost. They seemed to break faster than the heads I hit with them. I have heard of something called "Crom Faeyr", but now I hold "Lilarcor", and it is well suited to my battle fury. All swords are meant for combat, but I never had one actually tell me so! I tell you, I thought I was hearing things, but Boo assured me I was not.
It is a good weapon, but my favorite... and you will be disappointed... my favorite was not magical at all. A simple two-handed blade, now at the bottom of Lake Ashane with the man that gave it, and again I will speak no more.
Bow.
12) Final question: You've traveled much of Faerun. Any favorite vacation spots?So often Boo and I are at odds with the places and people we meet. You know, opposing a strange cabal here, deposing some villainous overlord there; it is hard to truly enjoy the sights when they are burning or under siege. Still, I hold high hopes for the future. Boo would like to see the jungles of Chult, but that is just the giant rodent in him speaking and he may find it too stressful once we arrive. I hear good things of Neverwinter, though I prefer my North good and cold. I have important business here in Amn you know, hero-ing and all, but I might cross the Trackless Sea someday. I think an old companion went that way.
And, of course, one day we will go home, right Boo?
(squeak)