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[Archangel470]

Shepard: I have had ENOUGH of your.... ah f*** it. *pulls shotgun out*

Reporter: Ok, you mind telling me what the f-

*Shepard shoots her in the head*

Shepard: BOOM HEADSHOT!

Modifié par Cyberwarren, 16 juin 2011 - 07:23 .

[ladyvader]

My paragon Shep will say something to get under her skin like in ME2.

While my renegade Shep will punch her in the face for the third time. OOOOoo...Oh, how I hope there is an achievement for it too. Yes, I know, I am evil.

[Sarcastic Tasha]

Felflamer wrote...

The reason people hate her is she'll twist Shepards words to make him/her look bad. Lets say she found out about Shepard and Liara she'd find some way to either make shepard look bad or insult their coupling. I personly believe thats shes part of Terra Firma and that shes xenophobic.

Of course she tries to make Shep look bad, that would make for entertaining tv. I love watching politicians get pwned by a good reporter and I love watching how they try and squirm their way out of it by avoiding the questions. If we were watching al-Jilani interview Udina we'd probably have a completely different opinion about her. Yes she's annoying to Shepard, but that's her job. As others have said likes asari so its unlikely she's xenophobic.

[greed89]

"What did the five Fingers say to the face?"


SLAP!

[TUHD]

Emily Wong was kissing an Asari. Ms. Jelani got her butt kicked by a Krogan who didn't like the question she asked. Too bad when you can't hear or see in the files of the Shadow Broker what she actually asked. The Krogan was pretty pissed at the question, though.

Edit: My Renegade is going to kick her butt, my Paragade is going to slap her for the first time, and my Paragon will get under her skin with an superb comment.

Modifié par TUHD, 16 juin 2011 - 08:35 .

[ladyvader]

TUHD wrote...

Emily Wong was kissing an Asari. Ms. Jelani got her butt kicked by a Krogan who didn't like the question she asked. Too bad when you can't hear or see in the files of the Shadow Broker what she actually asked. The Krogan was pretty pissed at the question, though.

Edit: My Renegade is going to kick her butt, my Paragade is going to slap her for the first time, and my Paragon will get under her skin with an superb comment.

First vid of al-Jilani got punched by a korgan.  Second vid she got kicked by a volus.  Third vid she was kissing an asari.

[TUHD]

ladyvader wrote...

TUHD wrote...

Emily Wong was kissing an Asari. Ms. Jelani got her butt kicked by a Krogan who didn't like the question she asked. Too bad when you can't hear or see in the files of the Shadow Broker what she actually asked. The Krogan was pretty pissed at the question, though.

Edit: My Renegade is going to kick her butt, my Paragade is going to slap her for the first time, and my Paragon will get under her skin with an superb comment.

First vid of al-Jilani got punched by a korgan.  Second vid she got kicked by a volus.  Third vid she was kissing an asari.

*fires up Mass Effect 2 and starts viewing the vids again*

[ShepardsIdol]

Misguided Maliciousness....then an ovary kick followed by a reaper invasion

[Hediori]

I've always taken great satisfaction in not falling prey to her attempts at manipulative suggestion and maintaining a professional attitude. However, I suspect I'd be able to extract even more satisfaction from just giving her a smug, condescending "Now what, <apparent proffanity, appropriate name for a female dog>" look in ME3 ;]~

Modifié par Hediori, 24 juin 2011 - 01:43 .

[rwscissors702]

I must be in the minority here, I likes her. It was fun talking circles around her, twice.

[VegasVance]

Falco KICK!
Why?
She's learned to dodge a punch by ME3...

[Grand Admiral Cheesecake]

Shep: Ms. al-Jilani please follow me for an exclusive story.
Jilani:...okay.
*ten minutes later*
Jilani: okay where's this exclusive story.
Shepard: You get to do a first hand report on what it's like to be turned into a husk!
Jilani: What?
*Renegade pushes her onto a Dragon's tooth*
*puts on sunglasses* F*ck yeah.

Modifié par Grand Admiral Cheesecake, 24 juin 2011 - 03:04 .

[Wrex4reapers]

I demand that you get a response similar to the following:

Shep: The alliance brass has asked me twice now not to punch a reporter. I think this time, I will oblige them.
*Shep nods at Garrus*

Garrus Punches her.

[slimgrin]

I'll be decking her before she can even speak this time.

[RogueState]

I detest journalist's so I'm afraid Ms Al-Jilani is my way of doing what I would never do in real life! Even my Paragon knocks her flat, although Paragon Shep does play with her first where as Renegade Shep bangs her out straight away!

As much as I do want to hit her in ME3 as well I thought it would be rather amusing if when Shep hits her she has some kind of personal shield which sends Shep reeling, gets off a witty remark and then just glides away mubbling f*&k you b*&%h!

[ladyvader]

franciscoamell wrote...

Sarcastic Tasha wrote...

Do people really hate Ms al-Jilani? Or do they just enjoy punching people? I think its fun to punch her, but its also fun to push the merc out the window or stab people in DA:O. Its pretty unprofessional to punch a reporter for doing her job and if she were interviewing a politician we'd be rooting for her. At least she seems happy to be punched, presumably people will want to watch that and judging from her LotSB videos she gets herself punched quite a lot.

I also loved eletrocuting Sargeant Cathka, letting Zaeed burn alive and setting the Krogan on fire.

I always tell the good Sgt. that he was working too hard and headbutted Uvenk.  al-jilani gets punched a lot.  Anderson punching on Udina was good too.   

My paragon canon Shepard bullrushed her and I think that just ruined it for her.  Now, if she shows up in ME3, I see her getting punched in the face.  First time, I walked off.  Second time, I gave her an answer she called bullrushed.  , Third time, I've had enough of her and punch will fly.   

There are only two things I really want to do in ME3.  Punch the reporter and kill the Illusive Man.  I'm not asking for much. 

[S.A.K]

Nice thread!
I'll say.....er.......um....*runs to get the Dictionary*

[Lucifer_Cheney]

To quote Robert De Niro as Jake La Motta from Raging Bull: "C'mon, lets be friends".

[Zarathiel]

greed89 wrote...

"What did the five Fingers say to the face?"


SLAP!

^This

Alternatively...



"Is Commander Shepard gonna have to choke a b****?"

Modifié par Zarathiel, 24 juin 2011 - 07:50 .

[TexasToast712]

 Something similar to what the Annoying Orange would say.

Shepard: Hey, Jilani!, HEY Jilani! Hey, hey Jilani!
Jilani: WHAT?!
Shepard: Fist.
Jilani: What?
Shepard: FIST!
*Shepard punches Jilani*

Modifié par TexasToast712, 24 juin 2011 - 07:57 .

[BatmanPWNS]

I didn't punch her because I read that she records it so instead I humiliated her on her own show.