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[Sister Helen]

1) When I saw you "unfriended" me, it was just too much. I'm only human, you know.
2) I never say "No" to a woman who can biotically punch her hand through my chest. I'm funny that way. (Note: This excuse can reference either Liara or Jack.)
3) Were we dating? The whole "coma thing for two years" has messed with my time sense.
4) I didn't have a loofa handy. I had to improvise.
5) He offered to recalibrate my spine. And one thing led to another. But hey, my backpain is gone, so win-win.

[Madjah]

Aren't we all leaving out the option of Shepard being so awesome that he could potentially have a threesome with his ex and current LI

[Repearized Miranda]

Volus Warlord wrote...

"I was drunk. And lonely."

They still use THAT excuse?!!

It's so played, it's not even funny.

(However, if that bartender gives you three drinks and the "mystery fourth", Shepard may have a point)

[mineralica]

Legion of Grunt wrote...

Shepard:You were gone a long time,and I thought you moved on.Also Tali came onto to me and...

Legion:There was a hole!

*Liara has a shocked look on her face*

Legion is always welcome with comments. Reminds me about series of motivationals.

[procyon8]

"A boytoy is just a weapon. She's the one who chose to have sex. My body was only the tool she used."

[Envor44]

"I got better."

[Sister Helen]

1) Sooooo... While my unconscious body was captured and experimented on by terrorists, you were what? Getting drinks on the Citadel? And you wondered why I didn't call?
2) I should have chosen Liara. She actually bothered to retrieve my corpse from the enemy.
3) Oh, are your widdle feelings hurt? I was DEAD.

[VegasVance]

That is the way, uh-huh uh-huh I like it.

OR

I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favorite signifcant other on the Citadel (paragon)
I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favorite piece of ass on the Citadel (paragade)
I'm Chris Brown and this is my favorite b*tch to hit on the Citadel (renegade)

Modifié par VegasVance, 28 juin 2011 - 03:36 .

[Rinji the Bearded]

"I wasn't aware we were still dating, actually."

[GoingTaliCommando]

Yeti13 wrote...

Welll... you...see....I....the.....higher powers of the universe would not let me romance Tali two years ago...you...were...umm....practice!

That's not how you do it . Here let me show you.I don't care I wanted the romance Tali the moment I met her you were just the way to get to her and you know what it works so shut up

[Roachbugg]

nothing cause my poor shep is still waiting for his knight in shining armor.

[Ghost Warrior]

- You see...I didn't...it just....listen... look,a Reaper!
- Where?!
- *Shepard disappears*

[Neesee]

"You were very angry at Horizon and I felt like we were breaking up without saying it. Hell, me dying was us breaking up without saying it. So if you think I should feel terrible for finding someone else, I don't. You had two years to move on, so I did my best to move on. (Insert LI here) and I got together. I got over you. Don't you dare try to shame me into going back to you or whatever it is you want from me."

[Rinji the Bearded]

Roachbugg wrote...

nothing cause my poor shep is still waiting for his knight in shining armor.

"JUST LET ME FLIRT WITH YOU, TURN ME DOWN IF YOU MUST *cry*"

[Grand Admiral Cheesecake]

Shepard: Hey it was "till death do us part" So I'm covered.

[xZitx]

My femShep couldn't bring herself to cheat on Kaidan.
Maleshep..Ash is going to be very ****y to Miranda, I s'ppose

[LeVaughnX]

To Ashley I'd say and or do the following.

-----

Ashley: ""You son of a ****! After two years you--"" 

Shepard: **Paragon Interupt - **** Slap**

Shepard: ""You were rude about Garrus and Wrex on the Normandy when we went after Saren. You even jumped on Liara and acted like a racist child just because of your family and their past. I forgave you; and thought we made some small progress to you getting over your alien biasness. When I died you weren't there for me; Liara had to sacrifice her well-being just to save my ass even if it was to give it to Cerberus! The Alliance didn't care, you didn't care, get over it you can't fight that argument.""

Ashley: ""Oh now you--""

Shepard: ""I'M NOT DONE YET! Not only that but instead of maturing over the two years I was dead you cheated ON ME with some younger squad mate of yours; then you had the nerve to chew me out on Horizon? I was dead! What the **** do you want from me?! I wanted a hug and a kiss from you because I haven't seen you in years and I was afraid to lose you a second time! You didn't even come with me when I asked you too! For all that love you claim to have you are just talking out of your ass here Ash. I'm done with you and for all I care I'm going to find a time machine to go into the past so I can kill you instead of Kaidan. Least he apologizes a little in an e-mail unlike you ya ****!"" 

**Wrex Interupts**

Wrex: ""Shepard...""

Shepard: ""Wrex..""

**Both ride off on a Thresher Maw while Ashley is left there brused and confused**

[Tonymac]

AdmiralCheez wrote...

"Threesome?"

you are SO not right cheese

[happy_daiz]

Grand Admiral Cheesecake wrote...

Shepard: Hey it was "till death do us part" So I'm covered.

I'm sooooo going to use that! 

[Sister Helen]

1) Hey, so it didn't work out between you and me. Stuff happens. ... Sooooo, is your sister seeing anyone?
2) /Facepalm * and walks away. *
3) It wasn't me.
4) It was an accident.

and because it can't be said often enough:

5) What part of the term "SUICIDE MISSION" do you not understand? 

Modifié par Sister Helen, 29 juin 2011 - 11:59 .

[Persona RED]

I wonder if I'll suffer an repercussions even if I told Liara about Tali and shooed her off my ship in the Shadow Broker DLC :/

Modifié par Persona RED, 29 juin 2011 - 12:57 .

[F00lishG]

"We both moved on. Tali was there for me. She never turned her back on me."

[Grand Admiral Cheesecake]

Persona RED wrote...

I wonder if I'll suffer an repercussions even if I told Liara about Tali and shooed her off my ship in the Shadow Broker DLC :/

Coffee cup.

[Grand Admiral Cheesecake]

F00lishG wrote...

"We both moved on. Tali was there for me. She never turned her back on me."

"Well except for that one time but that was part of ou----"
"Shepard don't tell her about that!!!"