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#251
Zeratul20

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LeVaughnX wrote...

To Ashley I'd say and or do the following.

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Ashley: ""You son of a ****! After two years you--"" 

Shepard: **Paragon Interupt - **** Slap**

Shepard: ""You were rude about Garrus and Wrex on the Normandy when we went after Saren. You even jumped on Liara and acted like a racist child just because of your family and their past. I forgave you; and thought we made some small progress to you getting over your alien biasness. When I died you weren't there for me; Liara had to sacrifice her well-being just to save my ass even if it was to give it to Cerberus! The Alliance didn't care, you didn't care, get over it you can't fight that argument.""

Ashley: ""Oh now you--""

Shepard: ""I'M NOT DONE YET! Not only that but instead of maturing over the two years I was dead you cheated ON ME with some younger squad mate of yours; then you had the nerve to chew me out on Horizon? I was dead! What the **** do you want from me?! I wanted a hug and a kiss from you because I haven't seen you in years and I was afraid to lose you a second time! You didn't even come with me when I asked you too! For all that love you claim to have you are just talking out of your ass here Ash. I'm done with you and for all I care I'm going to find a time machine to go into the past so I can kill you instead of Kaidan. Least he apologizes a little in an e-mail unlike you ya ****!"" 

**Wrex Interupts**

Wrex: ""Shepard...""

Shepard: ""Wrex..""

**Both ride off on a Thresher Maw while Ashley is left there brused and confused**

Wait, Ash dated someone else in the meantime? (Not unlikely, seeing as Shep was dead, but where did you read that?)

#252
ISpeakTheTruth

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Shepard: Liara... have you seen dat ass of Miranda's?
Liara: That's not the point I *Sees dat ass* ... you have a point.

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Grand Admiral Cheesecake

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ISpeakTheTruth wrote...

Shepard: Liara... have you seen dat ass of Miranda's?
Liara: That's not the point I *Sees dat ass* ... you have a point.

Legion: Giggity.
Everyone: WHAT?!?!?!

#254
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Well seeing as I was still with Tali in ME2 while re-hooking up with Liara in LotSB, then broke it off with Tali & then had Kelly dance for me, it seems she'll never know...

But probably just sing that Shaggy song to her. Or have Mordin do it to make it extra convincing.

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You ****ed me out on Horizon and you expected me to not move on? Seriously Ash, Jack has a number of emotional problems and even she's never said the **** you did.

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i wasn't in a relationship in ME1 ,for I'm gay and there was no choice, so kaiden ****ed at me for no reason, and i would never do kaiden his hair annoyed me, and he talked too damn much, In ME2 i wasn't in a relationship so i just sat there not "being married to my right-hand" or stealing mordin's sex tapes because i know EDI is always watching.... i want garrus,dammit!

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*Ahem*

#258
tobynator89

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never cheated, not an ****. Had several single sheps, fortunatly.

#259
DaveExclamationMarkYognaut

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M-22 Eviscerator, we need to talk. I was curious about how a shotgun with a faster fire rate would play and I... I mained the M-27 Scimitar for a couple of missions. I hope you can find it in yourself to forgive me.

Modifié par DaveExclamationMarkYognaut, 29 juin 2011 - 05:59 .


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billywaffles

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Sorry darling, i was just trying to know my crew and accidently clicked in the "initiate romance" option.

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[quote]LeVaughnX wrote...

To Ashley I'd say and or do the following.

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Ashley: ""You son of a ****! After two years you--"" 

Shepard: **Paragon Interupt - B1tch Slap**

Shepard: ""You were rude about Garrus and Wrex on the Normandy when we went after Saren. You even jumped on Liara and acted like a racist child just because of your family and their past. I forgave you; and thought we made some small progress to you getting over your alien biasness. When I died you weren't there for me; Liara had to sacrifice her well-being just to save my ass even if it was to give it to Cerberus! The Alliance didn't care, you didn't care, get over it you can't fight that argument.""

Ashley: ""Oh now you--""

Shepard: ""I'M NOT DONE YET!

Ashley: Oh yes you are.

*RENEGADE INTERRUPT*

*Assault rifle blast to Shepard's face*

Ashley: Gonna blame me because I didn't have your meta-game knowledge Shepard? Eat **** and die.[quote]

Fixed that for ya Vaughn.

#262
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"Harbinger has you indoctrinated."

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Repearized Miranda

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"Meta-game knowledge!!"

LMFAO!! FTW!

I didn't take Ashley's attitude too kindly, but damn, I don't think I would even attempt to argue that!!

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too be honest I would not expect it and they would definitely get the award for surprise of the year.

I doubt though considering there is only one shepard and I will say is once you go once with shepard you cant go back.

seriously though the idea is good but in real life it is not because the issue is with the fans of characters because what people tend to do is come up with there own preconceptions of characters

for instance I think Miranda will never betray shepard in that way because they have too much in common and they seem to like enjoy too much to damage that relationship.

Which if you make it that your LI cheats on you then you are removing the fans preconceptions which will make the fan feel disconnected with the character or even worse prefer someone else as a character because of it.

The only way you could get away with it is possibly the renegade romances more than the paragons because the renegade ones do seem to be more about you know what than the emotions, which makes it more possible that an affair can happen.

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^ ITA, but Renegades have emotions, too - even if it is all about you know what - which it isn't necessarily. Even with that situation, the philosophies differ. "Emotional romances" can be all about the "Shep-Shep," too, you know?

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"Come on, seriously. Even the Catholic Church draws the line at 'till death do us part'!"
Edit: Hmm, should have expected that somebody already made that joke.

:?On second thought, I don't think I want to have that conversation. The only time one of my Sheps cheated on a LI was Jack>Ashley. I don't see how this can end peacefully. It's more likely that about a dozen krogan riot cops are going to be involved.

Modifié par julian08, 29 juin 2011 - 10:46 .


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ladyvader

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julian08 wrote...

"Come on, seriously. Even the Catholic Church draws the line at 'till death do us part'!"
Edit: Hmm, should have expected that somebody already made that joke.

:?On second thought, I don't think I want to have that conversation. The only time one of my Sheps cheated on a LI was Jack>Ashley. I don't see how this can end peacefully. It's more likely that about a dozen krogan riot cops are going to be involved.

I am actually looking forward to that.  Ash/Jack.   Bwahahaha. :devil:

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julian08

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^ No. Not Ash SLASH Jack. There is no slash to be found here that does not involve bladed weapons.

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Yeti13 wrote...

Welll... you...see....I....the.....higher powers of the universe would not let me romance Tali two years ago...you...were...umm....practice!


Alright wow... Its so funny that you say that b/c its my truth as well :lol: ( partially )

In ME1 the female that I was most interested in romantically was the only one that i could not purse, Tali Zorah vas Normandy :wub:

Ash and I may have never happened if things were different, but i don't regret my decision to get involved with her, far from it in fact.But given the darker tone of ME2 , and how shocked and taken aback I was at how Ash spoke to me on Horizon: add on the sense that I had that going through The Omega 4 -Relay might be Commander Sheppard's version of " The Final Flight of The Osirus" It struck me that if I'm about to die, knowing how I feel about Tali : Knowing what she means to me: The thought of dying without even knowing what she looked liked under her mask, became unbearable to me. This wasn't a simple case of "Jungle Fever" :P It was about 'intamacy' ...

One of the greatest themes of Mass Effect 2 is " Second Chances" Commander Sheppard get's a 2nd chance at life.He or she gives Cerebus a a second chance to prove themselves.And not to sound sappy or anything but, to speak from a perspective of 'Full Immersion' in the game expierence: I felt like my unfinshed buisness in Mass Effect 2 was not defeating the Reapers, it was falling in love with Tali... I was brought back to love her:innocent:

So what will I say to Operations Chief: Ashley Williams?! Who will I choose in Mass Effect 3 ? I don't know, I honestly don't know... i didn't expect to survive "The Suicide Mission"  but saying that to Ash, might just sound kind of whiney :P even if it is the truth...

Oh, and there is something else: I'm not the only one who has some explaining to do, In my my fanfic: Commander Sheppard's Log: 2185, I mentioned something to the effect of "How is it that Ash stayed loyal to the Alliance after they scandalized my name.And people that I never knew like Engineer Donnely and Daniels, had my back and left the Alliance in protest... even Joker and Dr. Chackwas left, but the woman I love remained... " I'm still waiting for her to elaborate on that one.Stating that "The Alliance is in my blood"  Isn't good enough...

Modifié par ubermensch007, 30 juin 2011 - 04:45 .


#270
Made Nightwing

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^Kenneth was always a loose cannon. It's not really surprising to me that a guy like him would quit. But Ash suffered a heavy emotional blow after your death. She needed something to focus on, to keep herself steady, she stuck with what she knew, the uniform and the service.

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thesilverlinedviking

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*puts on sunglasses*
DEAL WITH IT

#272
ApplesauceBandit

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"I did it for the Lulz"

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S.A.K

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Our relationship was till death remember?
And I died.

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There was a hole......