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[Grand Admiral Cheesecake]

CheeseEnchilada wrote...

"Sorry Kaidan. My ideal man must be as swift as the coursing river, with all the force of a great typhoon, all the strength of a raging fire and mysterious as the dark side of the moon. You don't qualify for that last one."

Mulan...you use a Mulan reference in your breakup?

That's....AWESOME!

[danteliveson]

My bad.

[Made Nightwing]

Mresa wrote...

Want a sandwich?

This must be elaborated on:

Kaidan: You got together with Garrus? I realise we were on a break...but....damn....

FemShep: It's not my fault! I didn't realise how incredibly awkward Human/Turian relationships were. And I didn't know that he'd dump me for his flexible lady friend.

Kaidan: Well, I'm sorry, but you clearly moved on. I don't blame you, but I can't....

FemShep: Want a sandwich?

Kaidan: I love you so much

[ThePwener]

I didn't cheat on anyone! Liara already said she made peace with Shepard being with Miranda, so if **** comes up in ME3, I'll shut either of them up. Im saving the damn galaxy, I don't have time for that crap!

[t3HPrO]

Miranda and Jack would probably kill you before you can say anything.

Ashley would slap you senseless.

Tali and Liara would probably be 'k lol it's fine, I still wuv joo! *glomp*'

For the guys...maybe 3 rounds in the boxing ring will settle it.

[Labrev]

Femshep that cheated on Liara for Garrus: sorry, but **** is better than mind-sex.

[ladyvader]

Hah Yes Reapers wrote...

Femshep that cheated on Liara for Garrus: sorry, but **** is better than mind-sex.

The best sex is when your mind if fully open.   Just saying.  So mind-sex trumps normal sex. 

[Seboist]

AwesomeEffect2 wrote...

bobobo878 wrote...

"I had no choice, my fish were starving!"

You don't have to romance Kelly. She can feed your fish even if you are friends with her.

Really? So my femshep bedded her for nothing?

[pablodurando]

 "Can't I just have both of you?":devil:

[Made Nightwing]

t3HPrO wrote...

Miranda and Jack would probably kill you before you can say anything.

Ashley would slap you senseless.

Tali and Liara would probably be 'k lol it's fine, I still wuv joo! *glomp*'

For the guys...maybe 3 rounds in the boxing ring will settle it.

Kind of unfair on Garrus. Kaidan's stated to be one of the more powerful biotics in the Alliance, he'd probably toss our favourite friendly sniper around like a rag doll.

[gmr89]

Shepard: "Uhh....hmm....I'm a Mormon as of five minutes ago."

[gmr89]

Double post, page froze
they need to add a delete button

Modifié par gmr89, 02 juillet 2011 - 04:19 .

[MsSihaKatieKrios]

gmr89 wrote...

Double post, page froze
they need to add a delete button

And they need to unf*ck the servers too.

[MsSihaKatieKrios]

t3HPrO wrote...

Miranda and Jack would probably kill you before you can say anything.

Ashley would slap you senseless.

Tali and Liara would probably be 'k lol it's fine, I still wuv joo! *glomp*'

For the guys...maybe 3 rounds in the boxing ring will settle it.

Agreed.

[DJ CAVE SLAVE]

Made Nightwing wrote...

t3HPrO wrote...

Miranda and Jack would probably kill you before you can say anything.

Ashley would slap you senseless.

Tali and Liara would probably be 'k lol it's fine, I still wuv joo! *glomp*'

For the guys...maybe 3 rounds in the boxing ring will settle it.

Kind of unfair on Garrus. Kaidan's stated to be one of the more powerful biotics in the Alliance, he'd probably toss our favourite friendly sniper around like a rag doll.

even with Kaidan's biotics, he can't compete with Garrus' reach.

[ladyvader]

I don't know what I will say. I'm not too fond of Kaidan, he reminds me too much of Carth Onasi and that guy was a wuss in the nth degree. Running like a school girl. Maybe the VO should have changed his voice up some, so I wouldn't have thought of Carth the whole game. I will probably tell him Jacob is a tiger in bed ala Isabela to Sebastian in DA2.

[phantomdragoness]

wildannie wrote...

"cheating?... I don't ****ing think so, you made your choice on Horizon and there's no second chances after that.
Garrus, Tali, and Joker took me at my word, you insinuated I was a liar and conspirator with Cerberus. You refused to join me and help me against suicidal odds.
... I didn't cheat, it was OVER...go an lie in the empty bed you made for yourself.

^This

*fistbumps wildannie*

Modifié par phantomdragoness, 02 juillet 2011 - 08:22 .

[stysiaq]

Also

Can't it wait for a bit? I'm in a middle of some callibrations.

300 times.

Modifié par stysiaq, 02 juillet 2011 - 09:39 .

[demonic_cookie]

I have a special dudebro Shep that I specifically created to have an awkward scene between Ashley and Miranda. I hope he can stumble stupidly through the conversation, suggest a threesome and get kicked in the 'nads by the both of them.

[Dustbeard]

stysiaq wrote...

Sweet.

My response would be:  Still up for that threesome?
Liara seemed like she'd be okay with it in ME1.

[robtheguru]

Uhhh...ummm...I was indoctrinated by the Reapers when I slept with you...yeeeeeah....

[The C Trayne]

its been over 2 years... move on

[MegaBadExample]

LI: You cheated on me with...her!

Shepard: So you're telling me... that you haven't had sex in the last three years?"

[V-rex]

"Stop yelling, you're making Grunt cry!"