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What will YOU say to the LI you cheated on?


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#76
Antivenger

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"I still love you, but unlike you my left hand never left my side."

#77
Alienmorph

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For Ash:
"Your apologies for not trusting me after I saved you didn't open the Collector's door. Tali did."


For Liara... hmmm, dunno. She deserves at least a "I'm sorry, things have gone this way. I hope you'll be happy with someone else, one day." considered she's the one who made possible to bring back Shepard.

#78
DaringMoosejaw

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I just wanted her to feed my fish! I don't even know what happened, it just went black and all of a sudden she's gyrating in my quarters in a stripper outfit! I could have just not gotten the fish, but they really tied the room together.

#79
BurtonSD

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"I got better." Image IPB

#80
Kaiser Shepard

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If I were to cheat, this.

#81
ipgd

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"I wouldn't want to be with someone who seriously believes moving on after being dead for two years constitutes "cheating" in the first place."

#82
Mystik

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first playtthrough liara > tali

well uh... sorry Liara you weren't very interested there back on Illium. besides I never knew Tali was and it was Tali.... you know. you'd do her too wouldn't you? wouldn't you?

2nd playthrough Ash > Miranda
hey Ash you were kinda a **** back there on Horizon and all. you could of let me know what was going on. I'm not with Cerberus I just used them to take out the Collectors, which you were no help with btw. now I could take you back .... or you could join me and Miranda... (Sheppard gets slapped) hey it was a joke! maybe?

#83
Kabanya101

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"Bioware didn't come out with LotSB until after I cheated."

or

"I was to drunk to remember that it happened, you can't hold that to me."

#84
KingNothing125

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My Renegade FemShep is the only one to romance two people... "Kaidan, you're too much of a wet-blanket for me. Plus, you could grate cheese with Jacob's abs."

#85
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What "cheating"?

Didn't you receive my e-mail?

Didn't you check my Facebook relationship status after Horizon?

I was just analyzing my feelings.

She doesn't mean anything to me! It's only you who I love!

...And? Get over it.

I'm sorry. *cries*

Modifié par AwesomeEffect2, 30 juin 2011 - 09:54 .


#86
dxusaus

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Sheppard: The illusive man made me do it!
Liara: What? why?
Sheppard: who knows they're Cerberus, they're crazy!

#87
Brixxer600

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Kabanya101 wrote...

"Bioware didn't come out with LotSB until after I cheated


^^ This

#88
Sister Helen

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1) Jack likes poetry, too. See? You two have so much in common.
2) Well, when she wore her full head helmet, it reminded me of you and how bad I felt after seeing you on Horizon and knowing I could never touch you again.
3) Err. You know that thing I like that you won't do...? He likes doing it. A LOT.
4) It was in the interest of improving taurian-human relations.

#89
Sister Helen

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1) So how did those drinks on the Citadel with that doctor go?
2) Umm. Cerberus cleared up a little *cough* rash while they were putting me back together, and since you were the last person I was with ... You might want to get some bloodwork done.
3) Wow! Did you do something new to your hair? You look amazing.

#90
Sister Helen

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1) He remembered my birthday. And our first date. And my favorite color. And every moment we ever spent together. You didn't even remember to retrieve my corpse.
2) Have we met before? That must have been my clone.
3) Once again, it was a SUICIDE MISSION.

#91
Sister Helen

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1). Good Lord, did you see his abs?  I'm only human.
2). Yes, his tongue is that long. Do you blame me? Seriously?
3) I was in the mood for something a little different.

Modifié par Sister Helen, 17 juin 2011 - 11:51 .


#92
zr0iq

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Wait, there were romances in ME1 not one night stands? I have confused there something... ;-)

#93
Sister Helen

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Wince. I thought it was a one-night stand. Whew! This is awkward.

#94
NinaDA

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What? Me? Cheat? I've had enough of your disingenous assertions!

#95
Rath_01

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Its only cheating if you get caught.

#96
Sejborg

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"Kelly doesn't count!!"

#97
ArcticMan94

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"Not the face, NOT THE FACE!!!"

#98
AngelicMachinery

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Sejborg wrote...

"Kelly doesn't count!!"



Great Odin's beard, this is glorious.

#99
Loup Blanc

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To me there was no cheating. The LI clearly turned back on Shep.

#100
Leftnt Sharpe

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Nothing, I'll just use the tried and tested method; just hide up in the cabin, pretend you are not in and don't answer their calls.