"I still love you, but unlike you my left hand never left my side."
What will YOU say to the LI you cheated on?
Débuté par
El Mito
, juin 17 2011 11:14
#76
Posté 17 juin 2011 - 03:35
#77
Posté 17 juin 2011 - 03:36
For Ash:
"Your apologies for not trusting me after I saved you didn't open the Collector's door. Tali did."
For Liara... hmmm, dunno. She deserves at least a "I'm sorry, things have gone this way. I hope you'll be happy with someone else, one day." considered she's the one who made possible to bring back Shepard.
"Your apologies for not trusting me after I saved you didn't open the Collector's door. Tali did."
For Liara... hmmm, dunno. She deserves at least a "I'm sorry, things have gone this way. I hope you'll be happy with someone else, one day." considered she's the one who made possible to bring back Shepard.
#78
Posté 17 juin 2011 - 04:19
I just wanted her to feed my fish! I don't even know what happened, it just went black and all of a sudden she's gyrating in my quarters in a stripper outfit! I could have just not gotten the fish, but they really tied the room together.
#79
Posté 17 juin 2011 - 04:27
"I got better."
#81
Posté 17 juin 2011 - 04:53
"I wouldn't want to be with someone who seriously believes moving on after being dead for two years constitutes "cheating" in the first place."
#82
Posté 17 juin 2011 - 04:56
first playtthrough liara > tali
well uh... sorry Liara you weren't very interested there back on Illium. besides I never knew Tali was and it was Tali.... you know. you'd do her too wouldn't you? wouldn't you?
2nd playthrough Ash > Miranda
hey Ash you were kinda a **** back there on Horizon and all. you could of let me know what was going on. I'm not with Cerberus I just used them to take out the Collectors, which you were no help with btw. now I could take you back .... or you could join me and Miranda... (Sheppard gets slapped) hey it was a joke! maybe?
well uh... sorry Liara you weren't very interested there back on Illium. besides I never knew Tali was and it was Tali.... you know. you'd do her too wouldn't you? wouldn't you?
2nd playthrough Ash > Miranda
hey Ash you were kinda a **** back there on Horizon and all. you could of let me know what was going on. I'm not with Cerberus I just used them to take out the Collectors, which you were no help with btw. now I could take you back .... or you could join me and Miranda... (Sheppard gets slapped) hey it was a joke! maybe?
#83
Posté 17 juin 2011 - 05:00
"Bioware didn't come out with LotSB until after I cheated."
or
"I was to drunk to remember that it happened, you can't hold that to me."
or
"I was to drunk to remember that it happened, you can't hold that to me."
#84
Posté 17 juin 2011 - 05:25
My Renegade FemShep is the only one to romance two people... "Kaidan, you're too much of a wet-blanket for me. Plus, you could grate cheese with Jacob's abs."
#85
Guest_Trust_*
Posté 17 juin 2011 - 05:32
Guest_Trust_*
What "cheating"?
Didn't you receive my e-mail?
Didn't you check my Facebook relationship status after Horizon?
I was just analyzing my feelings.
She doesn't mean anything to me! It's only you who I love!
...And? Get over it.
I'm sorry. *cries*
Didn't you receive my e-mail?
Didn't you check my Facebook relationship status after Horizon?
I was just analyzing my feelings.
She doesn't mean anything to me! It's only you who I love!
...And? Get over it.
I'm sorry. *cries*
Modifié par AwesomeEffect2, 30 juin 2011 - 09:54 .
#86
Posté 17 juin 2011 - 05:53
Sheppard: The illusive man made me do it!
Liara: What? why?
Sheppard: who knows they're Cerberus, they're crazy!
Liara: What? why?
Sheppard: who knows they're Cerberus, they're crazy!
#87
Posté 17 juin 2011 - 06:22
Kabanya101 wrote...
"Bioware didn't come out with LotSB until after I cheated
^^ This
#88
Posté 17 juin 2011 - 07:43
1) Jack likes poetry, too. See? You two have so much in common.
2) Well, when she wore her full head helmet, it reminded me of you and how bad I felt after seeing you on Horizon and knowing I could never touch you again.
3) Err. You know that thing I like that you won't do...? He likes doing it. A LOT.
4) It was in the interest of improving taurian-human relations.
2) Well, when she wore her full head helmet, it reminded me of you and how bad I felt after seeing you on Horizon and knowing I could never touch you again.
3) Err. You know that thing I like that you won't do...? He likes doing it. A LOT.
4) It was in the interest of improving taurian-human relations.
#89
Posté 17 juin 2011 - 07:48
1) So how did those drinks on the Citadel with that doctor go?
2) Umm. Cerberus cleared up a little *cough* rash while they were putting me back together, and since you were the last person I was with ... You might want to get some bloodwork done.
3) Wow! Did you do something new to your hair? You look amazing.
2) Umm. Cerberus cleared up a little *cough* rash while they were putting me back together, and since you were the last person I was with ... You might want to get some bloodwork done.
3) Wow! Did you do something new to your hair? You look amazing.
#90
Posté 17 juin 2011 - 07:53
1) He remembered my birthday. And our first date. And my favorite color. And every moment we ever spent together. You didn't even remember to retrieve my corpse.
2) Have we met before? That must have been my clone.
3) Once again, it was a SUICIDE MISSION.
2) Have we met before? That must have been my clone.
3) Once again, it was a SUICIDE MISSION.
#91
Posté 17 juin 2011 - 07:58
1). Good Lord, did you see his abs? I'm only human.
2). Yes, his tongue is that long. Do you blame me? Seriously?
3) I was in the mood for something a little different.
2). Yes, his tongue is that long. Do you blame me? Seriously?
3) I was in the mood for something a little different.
Modifié par Sister Helen, 17 juin 2011 - 11:51 .
#92
Posté 17 juin 2011 - 08:06
Wait, there were romances in ME1 not one night stands? I have confused there something... ;-)
#93
Posté 17 juin 2011 - 08:07
Wince. I thought it was a one-night stand. Whew! This is awkward.
#94
Posté 17 juin 2011 - 08:08
What? Me? Cheat? I've had enough of your disingenous assertions!
#95
Posté 17 juin 2011 - 08:32
Its only cheating if you get caught.
#96
Posté 17 juin 2011 - 08:53
"Kelly doesn't count!!"
#97
Posté 17 juin 2011 - 08:57
"Not the face, NOT THE FACE!!!"
#98
Posté 17 juin 2011 - 08:59
Sejborg wrote...
"Kelly doesn't count!!"
Great Odin's beard, this is glorious.
#99
Posté 17 juin 2011 - 09:00
To me there was no cheating. The LI clearly turned back on Shep.
#100
Posté 17 juin 2011 - 09:16
Nothing, I'll just use the tried and tested method; just hide up in the cabin, pretend you are not in and don't answer their calls.





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