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[MegaBadExample]

Bogsnot1 wrote...

To Ash or Kaiden:
I heard you turned gay when you couldnt find another man/woman like me.

LOL I can see them turning Bi in ME3.  
"I don't swing that way and it scares the crap out of me that you do--or did."

[Schneidend]

Dem Hips.

[Raiil]

My paragon Shepard: I'm sorry, Kaidan. I never meant to hurt you. I assumed you had moved on, so I did too.


My canon renegon Shep: You walk out on me, I walk out on you. Now, if you'll excuse me, Commander Alenko, I've got to go see a drell about something.

[HypnoBlasto]

I cheated Ash and Tali, Roy Shepard is a complete "mujeriego" XD

[ReallyRue]

"Didn't you dump me?"

"Don't tell me our relationship's been on hold for two years? While you thought I was *dead*?"

"It was a *suicide* mission. How was I supposed to know I'd come back?"

[ladyvader]

ReallyRue wrote...

"Didn't you dump me?"

"Don't tell me our relationship's been on hold for two years? While you thought I was *dead*?"

"It was a *suicide* mission. How was I supposed to know I'd come back?"

The last one is spot on. 

[Sarcastic Tasha]

"If it's any consolation I only liked him for his hallucinogenic properties."

[Sister Helen]

1) Errr. I already tried the blue ones twice, so I figured I would try a green one.
2) I was doing it to improve quarian-human relations. You may thank me.
3) You heard I cheated on you? There's a lot of echo and noise in the Citadel, so your delicate ears must have misheard. That's okay, I forgive you.
4) I thought you were dating Conrad Verner...? My bad.

[TexasToast712]

"She had a shotgun.........."

Modifié par TexasToast712, 18 juin 2011 - 10:40 .

[Cutlass Jack]

Sister Helen wrote...
4) I thought you were dating Conrad Verner...? My bad.

Or alternately:

"Shepard? No I get that alot. I'm really Conrad Verner and I just dress this way to honor what he once stood for. I hear the real Shepard can be found in a bar on Illium talking crap about some girl he took advantage of a few years ago. He's um, blonde now."

[Perfecti0nist]

Modifié par Perfecti0nist, 19 juin 2011 - 12:03 .

[ApplesauceBandit]

Lets see, only 3 of my Sheps "Cheated" on their Former LI:

Jason(Romanced Ashley, Hooked up with Miranda): Get over it

Damon(Romanced Liara, Hooked up with Jack): I still care about you, but it's been 2 years it's time to move on, besides i have a thing for chicks with Tattoos.

Jackson:(Romanced Ashley, Hooked up with Tali): Whats done is done, you of all people can't complain that i turned my back on you, when i needed your help you labeled me a traitor, besides it's been 2 years, it's time to move on, I care about Tali and nothing you say is gonna change my mind.

Yeah thats basically what i would say...too be honest on my 3rd shep i never ment to romance ashley, but it kinda just happend because i was so nice to everyone. -.-;

[AngelicMachinery]

ApplesauceBandit wrote...


Damon(Romanced Liara, Hooked up with Jack): I still care about you, but it's been 2 years it's time to move on, besides i have a thing for chicks with Tattoos.

Poor Liara...  that's like probably the equivalent of a couple of weeks or a month to her. 

[JayTheWolf]

I didn't cheat on Kaidan. But I do have a playthrough where I romanced Garrus and Kaidan, just to see what **** goes down on the Normandy in ME3. XD
Big fun.

I'd definitely tell Kaidan that Garrus was there, despite having to work with a group that will storm over his species if it meant saving humanity, because he was a real man. Kaidan won't have sh*t to save after that.
And if he does, I'll know he was a mistake. Besides, in his email after Horizon, he specifically says that he asked a girl out on the Citadel for a drink. I appreciate the honesty, but if it meant nothing, then I don't need to hear about it.

[ApplesauceBandit]

AngelicMachinery wrote...

ApplesauceBandit wrote...


Damon(Romanced Liara, Hooked up with Jack): I still care about you, but it's been 2 years it's time to move on, besides i have a thing for chicks with Tattoos.

Poor Liara...  that's like probably the equivalent of a couple of weeks or a month to her. 

Awww i know i feel kind of bad, but my 1st character will make up for that, he stayed Loyal to Liara

[floorhugger]

She came on to me!

[Fortlowe]

Really, Ash! How can you be so selfish?! I mean, this woman hasn't been laid in like 400 years! All you humans are racist!

Modifié par Fortlowe, 19 juin 2011 - 12:53 .

[Vice-Admiral von Titsling]

...Implying my Shepard cheated on Kaidan as opposed to getting amazingly dumped by him on Horizon.

I'm pretty damn sure that was a breakup. Complete with passive aggressive breakup letter and name dropping of new girlfriend.

[tomas2377]

Never cheated. Stayed faithfull to Ashley.

[Siansonea]

Ethan Shepard, to Ashley (in private): "Ash, babe, Jack meant nothing to me. She was lonely, I was lonely, and the way you acted on Horizon, I thought we were done. Jack's fragile though, and she's having a hard time accepting that I'm with you again, so just give her space so she can heal. I don't want to rub it in her face that I'm with you now."

Ethan Shepard, to Jack (in private): "Jack, babe, you know Ash meant nothing to me. But I meant something to her, obviously, and she's not over me, so just try to just give her space, will you babe? I don't want to throw what we have in her face."

Yes, Ethan Shepard is a low-down dirty dog. And if he could hook up with Kelly in addition to Jack and Ashley, he would. And yes, he knows it's a dangerous game he's playing, but that's why he likes it. Ethan Shepard is a Huge Douche.

Ashley Shepard, to Kaidan: "Kaidan, I don't know what you thought, but you never meant anything to me. You were just a good time when I thought I was about to die. Turns out I WAS about to die. But then I got a second chance, and Jacob looked good to me, so I went for it. He's dead now, but even though he's out of the picture, that doesn't mean I suddenly want to play house with you. You realize there's giant machines trying to destroy humanity, right? Suck it up and do your job, and I'll do mine. In any case, stay out of my way."

Yes, Ashley Shepard is a psycho b¡tch. Just ask Morinth.

My other Shepards are MUCH nicer—but they didn't cheat. :innocent:

[Fiannawolf]

Yep, no worries here, still dont have the romance achivo for 2. Or an insane playthru for that matter. Im reaaaly lazy. XD

[je.battlemaster]

just "I just wanna see her face!"

Modifié par je.battlemaster, 19 juin 2011 - 05:43 .

[DoNotIngest]

I'll say, "I'm really sorry, but Kaidan, man, I was never into you. Seriously, I'm Sheploo. What? Yes, it's possible to not be in a romance in ME1! No, really!"