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[Cutlass Jack]

MassEffect762 wrote...

*FemShep seductively smiling at Tali and Liara*

"Come on, you're telling me you haven't though about it?"

*FemShep is pounced by both, the rest of the night is long and 'hot'.*

No, the scene would involve Tali calling you a 'Bosh'tet' and storming off while Liara gleefully says "I'm so glad you picked me!"

[Neria Rose]

Do imaginary LIs on the part of the NPC count?

"I get that you're obsessed with me and all, regardless of how poorly I treated you and how I clearly stated I was not interested in you, but for the final time.. read my damn lips, I didn't 'cheat' because I don't like you, I don't want you, you creep me out, and I want you to stay the hell off of my ship."

[Rinji the Bearded]

Do imaginary LIs on the part of the PC count for that matter?

"I was ninjamanced! You weren't even available until now for some odd reason!! They mean nothing to me, I swear!!!"

[Sister Helen]

1) There's the door. Use it. No need to engage the air lock first.
2). Cerberus put a lot of mechanical parts in me, and I figured I needed a good engineer to keep an eye on them, to prevent malfunction.
3). It's not what you think! We never linked suits!
4). Err. I didn't think tapping foreheads counted as sexual intercourse. In that case, I've also cheated on you with a really annoying krogan on Tuchanka.
5) She was just testing some new upgrades on her suit. You know me- I'll do anything to help a friend.

[sushismygen]

How is moving on after Horizon cheating?!

1) Sorry Kaidan, you had your chance and you blew it. I think it's best if we stay firends.

2) Kaidan, you called me a traitor and dumped me like a trash in front of my squad...
You think you can find the door by yourself or do you need officer Vakarian to assist you?

3) What can I say...he has reach...and I have flexibility...it was meant to be!

[Repearized Miranda]

I'm not sure as Liara was/is my love interest and that Kaidan had died in ME1 which led Ash to show up on Horizon in ME2 and since you couldn't do s/s until now ...

But what I would say to Liara is simple:

The Paragon side of me would say that I only fancy fancying humans; however, the Renegade side in me would restate how pissed I was for what she did in ME2 - which actually shocked the hell out of me! I missed the explanation because I don't have LotSB

As for me -- not Shep -- I found a new LI. As to how I would have Shep explain that one -well, I'll keep that to myself

[wilhelm Screamer]

I am sorry, I just like the company of my hand too much.

[Sister Helen]

1)  Well, ... his life expectancy is six to 12 months, and yours is eight hundred to one thousand years.  How about a little perspective?  Needy much?
2) Had to figure out something to do while scanning planets for Platinum.
3) For the love of God, Kaidan!  What part of "restraining order" do you NOT understand?
4) When I was running for my life, with Collectors and Harbinger on my tail, (New LI) pulled me on board to safety.  And Joker provided covering fire.  So, hell, yes, I did (New LI).  And if Joker had wanted in, it would have been a threesome.

Modifié par Sister Helen, 21 juin 2011 - 12:50 .

[hegth]

sorry ashley s**t happens, move along...

[Inquisitor Recon]

"I should go."

[DanteEnkoro]

Yeti13 wrote...

Welll... you...see....I....the.....higher powers of the universe would not let me romance Tali two years ago...you...were...umm....practice!

This.  Definitely this on my canon Shepard.  Although I'll probably do a playthrough where I make up with Ash.

For my femShep however, she could never cheat on Liara.

[Photobomb]

Ashley I'll be frank.

On the way to Ilos I figured we were going to die so I figured emptying a round out of the chamber was a good idea.

And don't be mad that I am sleeping with Miranda now. I ****ed the consort, hate ****ed Jack in the bowels of the ship, and ****ed Kelly after dinner one night. DEAL WITH IT.

[ratzerman]

I didn't cheat. Problem solved. :-)

[LOLandStuff]

I posted this last year somewhere on the forum.

Shepard: And then he says “Remember Ilos? Because I certainly do. I thought we had something special.”
Garrus: See? That’s why you shouldn’t date humans, even if you’re one. Especially Kaidan!
Shepard: And then I had to explain to him how I was dead for 2 years and Cerberus rebuilt me then how we had to go and save the galaxy.
Garrus: Not to mention that you already saved the Citadel at the cost of humans lives. How can he be such a douche?

Garrus: You deserve somebody who respects you. Somebody who will never betray you and always be by your side.
Shepard: Oh, I think I’m just going to stop saving the galaxy for a while.
Garrus: No, Don’t do that! Don’t let some idiot discourage you.
Shepard: It’s always the same thing. “Reapers? Oh yes, those imaginary cthulhu set on destroying all life.”
Garrus: You’ll find someone out there who cares about you for who you are. Someone who actually enjoys all the mayhem and killing, even.

Garrus: If you have nothing better to do, maybe once we get to Omega we can snipe mercs and bad guys or something!
Shepard: That’s neat, but I’m fine. Nothing can kill me anyway, especially not moronic outbursts and it’s not like I can stay dead.
Garrus: We could go look for some geth and shoot them. You know, remembering the old days?
Shepard: Anyway, if there is nothing better to do, we can always test your reach and my flexibility.
Garrus: And then we can go and…what?
Shepard: It’s been 2 years and we’re both stressed out. So, why not try it?
Kaidan: I’m right in front of you!
Shepard: Excuse me, unimportant person? We’re discussing how to save the galaxy here?
Garrus: Don’t you have a report to make?

[Grand Admiral Cheesecake]

LOLandStuff wrote...

I posted this last year somewhere on the forum.

Shepard: And then he says “Remember Ilos? Because I certainly do. I thought we had something special.”
Garrus: See? That’s why you shouldn’t date humans, even if you’re one. Especially Kaidan!
Shepard: And then I had to explain to him how I was dead for 2 years and Cerberus rebuilt me then how we had to go and save the galaxy.
Garrus: Not to mention that you already saved the Citadel at the cost of humans lives. How can he be such a douche?

Garrus: You deserve somebody who respects you. Somebody who will never betray you and always be by your side.
Shepard: Oh, I think I’m just going to stop saving the galaxy for a while.
Garrus: No, Don’t do that! Don’t let some idiot discourage you.
Shepard: It’s always the same thing. “Reapers? Oh yes, those imaginary cthulhu set on destroying all life.”
Garrus: You’ll find someone out there who cares about you for who you are. Someone who actually enjoys all the mayhem and killing, even.

Garrus: If you have nothing better to do, maybe once we get to Omega we can snipe mercs and bad guys or something!
Shepard: That’s neat, but I’m fine. Nothing can kill me anyway, especially not moronic outbursts and it’s not like I can stay dead.
Garrus: We could go look for some geth and shoot them. You know, remembering the old days?
Shepard: Anyway, if there is nothing better to do, we can always test your reach and my flexibility.
Garrus: And then we can go and…what?
Shepard: It’s been 2 years and we’re both stressed out. So, why not try it?
Kaidan: I’m right in front of you!
Shepard: Excuse me, unimportant person? We’re discussing how to save the galaxy here?
Garrus: Don’t you have a report to make?

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[ohnotherancor]

"Kaidan, your reach did not match up with my flexibility."

[Rulid]

"Your things are in the box upstairs."

Just kidding...
I kept faithful to Liara anyway. I can't stand anyone else suddenly becoming misty eyed.

[Skirata129]

I've got a reportable but funny one. "go f yourself because I sure ain't"

that's only to be used if a liara/miranda threesome is unavailible of course.

[MJRick]

My penis was indoctrinated.

[Secret_Writter]

Old LI - "Commander, mind explaining what you;re doing with her?"

Paragon - I'm sorry, but...
Neutral - I should go
Renegade - This fine specimen, you mean? The one that didnt leave me behind?

Modifié par Secret_Writter, 22 juin 2011 - 04:03 .

[Skithus]

Listen, even if we were married, it's only until "Death do us part". Technically, I'm covered.

Modifié par Skithus, 22 juin 2011 - 05:29 .

[xX N7 Xx]

I'm doing another play through where I wont romance until ME: 2,

[moonman12]

its not me its you

[nakrato]

Pictures or it didn't happend!

Modifié par nakrato, 22 juin 2011 - 08:55 .

[Sister Helen]

1) Remember when you asked me to paint myself blue and wear an asari wig? Didn't happen then.  Still not happening. Still creepy.  ... (Damn, I have to go renew that restraining order again.)
2) You were the "rebound guy" after the Consort.  My heart belongs to her. Sorry for the misunderstanding.
3) EDI, show Kaidan our Big Guns.
4) Grunt, meet your new sparring partner.  No need to be gentle; he would take it as an insult.
5) You are not worth killing.

Modifié par Sister Helen, 23 juin 2011 - 10:59 .