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[PPF65]

Probably this:

Since I wont be carrying over the file where I romanced Liara, and Ashley acted like a nut job on Horizon.

[Homebound]

[PMC65]

Shepard: "Horizon left me confused and I was angry ... stupid ...." *slowly backing up*
Ash: *picks up sniper rifle* "uh,uh .. confused .... stupid ...."
Shepard: "Uh, Ash? Put down that ... " *Shepard running away*
Shepard counting out the distance "10 meters, 20 meters, 30 meters, 40 meters, 50 meters, 60 meters, 70 meters, 80 meters, 90 meters, 100 meters, 110 meters" *Shepard stops running and turns around*
Shepard: "Now Ash, let's talk like two adults ..."
Ash: "Okay, here is my adult talk ...." *Ash takes aim, pulls - Whap! Shepard hits the ground ...

CRITICAL MISSION FAILURE appears on screen

Sound of feet approaching ... Voices heard while sign remains on screen

Ash: "Hi Garrus."
Garrus: "You drilled him between the eyes at ... what, a 100 meters?"
Ash: "No, 110 meters .. bastard thought he was smart and safe at that distance. But after I heard about him messing with that Cerberus **** ... "
Garrus: "110? Impressive."
Ash: "Personal best!"
Garrus: "What do we do about the reapers?"
Ash: "I saw an episode on Firefly once where they took on the reavers ..."
Garrus: "I'm listening,"
Ash: "Let's strap the cheating bastard's body to the front of the Normandy to start ...."
 

[LOLandStuff]

"Wait, you mean that wasn't just a one night?"

[Techo Angel]

Well for many who choose Liara and played threw LotSB havent we already handled the situation of dealing with the fact that we have moved on??

[Raiil]

My brother, regarding moving on from Ashley.

'What, you thought it was 'til death to us part? I died. We parted.'- both his paragon and renegade Shepards

ETA: According to myself, my brothers and my sister (we all romanced humans and moved on to aliens):

Modifié par Valentia X, 24 juin 2011 - 01:57 .

[phantomdragoness]

Valentia X wrote...

My brother, regarding moving on from Ashley.

'What, you thought it was 'til death to us part? I died. We parted.'- both his paragon and renegade Shepards

ETA: According to myself, my brothers and my sister (we all romanced humans and moved on to aliens):

LOL.

As for my Shepard and Kaidan:

Shep: *rolling up her sleeves* Call me traitor, will you?
Kaidan: *backing up* Um...commander...
Shep: YOU STILL WON'T CALL ME BY MY NAME?! *punches him*
Crew: *hold up 10 point signs*

[ShepardsIdol]

what would the Shepard who took to Miranda so easily say?


Seriously Ash, shes perfect! and she brought me back to life and resigned from her job as a Cerberus officer. I kinda owe her my life and love and all that.

[Sister Helen]

Femshep would do something like this:

 

[Phaelducan]

"What did you expect? A man has needs, you know..."

[trobbins777]

"Can I have a last cigarette?"

[Sticky Controller]

Kaiden: How could you do this to me?
FemShep: I'm sorry, Kaiden. Garrus has reach and flexibility. Although, he does get caught up in calibrations.

[AdmiralCheez]

"Threesome?"

[S.A.K]

Cheated Ashley once by romancing tali
To Ashley:

Modifié par S.A.K, 27 juin 2011 - 02:08 .

[J. Finley]

Whacka wrote...

I'd say this:

As well as this:

[Shadow_82]

Nothing,since I've never cheated.:innocent:

[Nightdragon8]

kelly counts?? crap...  not looking forward to that one

Ash: With your "Secertary"
Shep: Well she is a therapist too
Ash: Well she can help you with this thereapy also
Shep: *backing up* Wait... Ash... no
*sound of Shep getting beaten*

*Ash storms off*

Later on people are whispering around you.

*Shep heads up to cockpit, notcies the beat down on the monitor*

Shep: Joker did you have EDI record it?
Joker: Oh! What this nonono, it was for... for.. medical reason you know, So the doctor could patch you up.
Shep: Uhhuh right, delete it... now....
Joker: Oh come on, after this is all over do you realize how much I could sell this for?!
Shep: Right... EDI, crush Joker in his chair.
EDI: Acknowledged
*chair starts moving*
*Joker in panic* Joker: Wait wait wait!! ok ok i get it geez. File delete..
Shep: All of them.....
Joke: Right...
*Shep walking away*
Joker under his breath: At least we know who really wears the pants on the ship...
Shep: The mic was on Joker...
Joker: Crap....

---------------

The other version would be

With your Secertary

Shep: Well there was no other way to get her to feed my fish....


I can probably come up with alot more if you guys want. :innocent:

[Sister Helen]

1) "You know how much my fish mean to me!"
2) Well, I figured it was better than going blind.
3) Since I died, I'm a different man. ... Literally.
4) I think that cosmetic-surgery machine did something to me... you know... in my brain. I can't be held accountable for an equipment malfunction.
5) Without her helmet, she looks exactly like you. I mean, seriously, you two could be twins... Just see for yourself -- err, nevermind. That would probably kill her.

[Tonymac]

Shadow_82 wrote...

Nothing,since I've never cheated.:innocent:

Same - sime things are just too out of character to comprehend

[corrin1984]

Depends... My Paragon Shepard was with Ashely... then Tali. I guess he'll say something like... "You treated me like <censored> on Horizon... and Tali didn't. I'm sorry."

Paragon Female Shepard stayed true to Liara. So nothing much to say.

Renegade Shepard slept with Liara AND Jack in ME2 so um... maybe something like... "Manage o' Three anyone?"

Modifié par corrin1984, 27 juin 2011 - 01:27 .

[Volus Warlord]

"I was drunk. And lonely."

[OdanUrr]

"You weren't there."

[Shad0wOGRE]

'Cheat on you'? I was actually dead or comatose for two years. I'm pretty sure that resets my default status to single.

[Eire Icon]

Ash, I can explain honestly,

I was just chatting with Garrus, you know shooting the breeze about callibrations, when all of a sudden he changed. It was like someone just pressed a button or something

He said that there was this new thing called SS romances and next thing I know he's all over me. It was like a horrible dream, a horrible dream with......lazy writing

He told me I was Bi Ash, I was never Bi before, I don't want to be bi (although I have absolutely nothing against it and support peoples choices for SS romances), Then he put on this Harbinger mask and kept saying over and over again.......................

Modifié par Eire Icon, 27 juin 2011 - 03:10 .

[dantares83]

I'm sorry Ash...

but Miranda has bigger boobs, hotter ass and is make for perfection...

But I still would love to do the 2 of u together, pretty please?..

*wink*