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I call Wrex!Urazz wrote...
Someone has to screw the aliens, if Shepard doesn't who will? If it makes you feel better consider as a mission of diplomatic importance to promote friendliness with other alien species. Your mission, to sex up as many aliens as possible. We'll let the OP handle the Volus.
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Elcor......I'm pretty sure that would require mass effect fields...but doable.ReconTeam wrote...
Grand Admiral Cheesecake wrote...
Yay I love xenophobic trollish threads!
To be fair to the OP I wouldn't say not wanting to have sex with aliens is xenophobic. There has got to be some species like vorcha, elcor, or hanar even BSN members won't want to sleep with...
or not...
Modifié par Grand Admiral Cheesecake, 20 juin 2011 - 07:17 .
Grand Admiral Cheesecake wrote...
Elcor......I'm pretty sure that would require mass effect fields...but doable.
Vorcha.....hmmmm doable.
Hanar....just ask Japan.
King Zeel wrote...
None of you guys are defending my real point; by Bioware forcing these romances that make no sense they've wasted effort and time. It's not so much that I don't like alien romances, its that they are consuming alot of resources in their development. It's like wanting Shepard to have sex with a dog or something.
Hmmmm Harbinger.............ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL...ReconTeam wrote...
Grand Admiral Cheesecake wrote...
Elcor......I'm pretty sure that would require mass effect fields...but doable.
Vorcha.....hmmmm doable.
Hanar....just ask Japan.
I'm running out of ideas. Surely you wouldn't sleep with a yagh or reaper would you? The latter can't even be possible.
Modifié par Grand Admiral Cheesecake, 20 juin 2011 - 07:20 .
But Minsc will kill you with his sword of goodness!Wolfborn Son wrote...
King Zeel wrote...
None of you guys are defending my real point; by Bioware forcing these romances that make no sense they've wasted effort and time. It's not so much that I don't like alien romances, its that they are consuming alot of resources in their development. It's like wanting Shepard to have sex with a dog or something.
I totally want my Shepard to do Boo. That hamster was hella sexy in Baldur's Gate and has only got better with age. Like a male rodent version of Demi Moore.
Grand Admiral Cheesecake wrote...
But Minsc will kill you with his sword of goodness!Wolfborn Son wrote...
King Zeel wrote...
None of you guys are defending my real point; by Bioware forcing these romances that make no sense they've wasted effort and time. It's not so much that I don't like alien romances, its that they are consuming alot of resources in their development. It's like wanting Shepard to have sex with a dog or something.
I totally want my Shepard to do Boo. That hamster was hella sexy in Baldur's Gate and has only got better with age. Like a male rodent version of Demi Moore.
Only Minsc can romance Boo.
This victory belongs to not just the pervy pervy people on BSN but all pervs everywhere!ReconTeam wrote...
Grand Admiral Cheesecake wrote...
Hmmmm Harbinger.............ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL...
And it was totally worth it.
Yagh.....Well at least you'll have a story to tell.
I give up, it's been done.
I change my vote.Wolfborn Son wrote...
Grand Admiral Cheesecake wrote...
But Minsc will kill you with his sword of goodness!Wolfborn Son wrote...
King Zeel wrote...
None of you guys are defending my real point; by Bioware forcing these romances that make no sense they've wasted effort and time. It's not so much that I don't like alien romances, its that they are consuming alot of resources in their development. It's like wanting Shepard to have sex with a dog or something.
I totally want my Shepard to do Boo. That hamster was hella sexy in Baldur's Gate and has only got better with age. Like a male rodent version of Demi Moore.
Only Minsc can romance Boo.
Fine. I call EDI, then.
Grand Admiral Cheesecake wrote...
This victory belongs to not just the pervy pervy people on BSN but all pervs everywhere!
ReconTeam wrote...
Grand Admiral Cheesecake wrote...
This victory belongs to not just the pervy pervy people on BSN but all pervs everywhere!
One last ditch effort.
A husk or scion. Nobody would touch that... right?
They're both made from humans.ReconTeam wrote...
Grand Admiral Cheesecake wrote...
This victory belongs to not just the pervy pervy people on BSN but all pervs everywhere!
One last ditch effort.
A husk or scion. Nobody would touch that... right?
DoNotIngest wrote...
Why not? They certainly enjoy touching you. They're just lonely, like it a little rough. In fact, I think I've heard them moan when I elbow them. Whips would work wonders.
Aww but I just summoned Slannesh and S/he would be sooo happy to meet you!ReconTeam wrote...
DoNotIngest wrote...
Why not? They certainly enjoy touching you. They're just lonely, like it a little rough. In fact, I think I've heard them moan when I elbow them. Whips would work wonders.
You win gentlemen, I shall exile myself to avoid being captured as an alien sex slave in your new regime.
ISpeakTheTruth wrote...
I don't totally agree with King but I can see where he's coming from. Think of a mermaid, oh she looks hot being half human and half fish but what with her lower half being fish sex for her is dropping her eggs on the bed and having you do the nasty on them... not too sexy.
The idea that there are so many differen't species that would have sex that was anywhere even remotely compatable with humans is a bit silly.
Garrus: Shepard what are you doing? Why are you taking off your cloths?
Shepard: I'm getting ready to have sex.
Garrus: But we just had sex.
Shepard: What do you mean we just touched foreheads?
Garrus: Yes, that's how Turians have sex... why what do you do?
*Shepard explains human sex*
Garrus: THAT'S DISGUSTING!!!
Giggity.Orion1836 wrote...
ISpeakTheTruth wrote...
I don't totally agree with King but I can see where he's coming from. Think of a mermaid, oh she looks hot being half human and half fish but what with her lower half being fish sex for her is dropping her eggs on the bed and having you do the nasty on them... not too sexy.
The idea that there are so many differen't species that would have sex that was anywhere even remotely compatable with humans is a bit silly.
Garrus: Shepard what are you doing? Why are you taking off your cloths?
Shepard: I'm getting ready to have sex.
Garrus: But we just had sex.
Shepard: What do you mean we just touched foreheads?
Garrus: Yes, that's how Turians have sex... why what do you do?
*Shepard explains human sex*
Garrus: THAT'S DISGUSTING!!!
Susan Ivanova agrees.... and if you haven't seen Babylon 5, shame on you!
Mecha Tengu wrote...
needs more sideboob
But funny bumps wouldn't make sense with...nevermind I'm cool with it.Aeowyn wrote...
Mecha Tengu wrote...
needs more sideboob
Agreed. Give me my turian sideboobs BioWare!
King Zeel wrote...
bleh. Never again do I want to see Female shepard's forehead rest against Garrus'. distrubing.
Guest_Saphra Deden_*
It will be totally worth it.Saphra Deden wrote...
That krogan princess won't sleep with you unless you lose ridiculous bangs.
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