When I talked to her, she never smiled.
But her mother’s removal
earned so much approval
that now she is having my child.
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When Anora took over the crown,
she had Alistair sent out of town.
Now the poor bastard
is sitting here plastered –
his sorrows too many to drown.
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To the Viscount of Kirkwall’s chagrin,
the Arishok’s forces stormed in
and cut short his rule
in a manner most cruel –
so quickly, it made his head spin.
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There once was a lass from Rivain,
whose breasts were too large to contain.
Her buxom physique
gave her shirts just a week,
before they would burst from the strain .
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It was fun when each piece of loot came
with a fancy description or name.
Now we only find things
that are Boots, Belts or Rings –
in dungeons that all look the same.
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Merrill’s eyes are so big and so rounded,
it looks like she’s always astounded.
They get even wider
when I am inside her –
her elven dale sundered and mounted.
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One night, as they tangled and trysted,
Sirrah Hawke to his Fenris insisted:
"Your elven appendage
doth suffer from bendage –
‘twould be best if you magically fisted " .
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