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[tobynator89]

do you think the reapers want to come out of those ginormous shells of theirs to strech their legs and get rid of the smell by taking a shower?

Could be the key to defeating them. At least some of them .

[Kekkis]

Real Reapers don´t take showers. Well, maybe once in 1 000 000 years when their wifes start to complain about the smell.

[tobynator89]

well what do you know about reaper hygiene? For all we know that reaper in the SF bay was all like: Ahhh finally! but then he was all like: DUDE NOT COOL!!! when the guy behind him farted so badly it brought down a skyscraper.

[flexxdk]

Thanks to you I'm thinking of Reapers doin' something... dirty. And wrong.

Oh dear...

RULE 34!

Modifié par Whacka, 23 juin 2011 - 07:20 .

[Travie]

tobynator89 wrote...

well what do you know about reaper hygiene? For all we know that reaper in the SF bay was all like: Ahhh finally! but then he was all like: DUDE NOT COOL!!! when the guy behind him farted so badly it brought down a skyscraper.

This seems to be the most cogent explaination so far.

[tobynator89]

Whacka wrote...

Thanks to you I'm thinking of Reapers doin' something... dirty. And wrong.

Oh dear...

RULE 34!

Makes the theory about reaper reproduction all the more horrifying doesn't it.

[Hathur]

tobynator89 wrote...

Whacka wrote...

Thanks to you I'm thinking of Reapers doin' something... dirty. And wrong.

Oh dear...

RULE 34!

Makes the theory about reaper reproduction all the more horrifying doesn't it.

[tobynator89]

I was also going to make a ME2 reaper larvae/anti-abortion gag but I'm way too classy for that.

oh wait...

[Travie]

Tubes full of DNA come to mind...

[flexxdk]

tobynator89 wrote...

Whacka wrote...

Thanks to you I'm thinking of Reapers doin' something... dirty. And wrong.

Oh dear...

RULE 34!

Makes the theory about reaper reproduction all the more horrifying doesn't it.

CANNOT UNSEE

[tobynator89]

Travie wrote...

Tubes full of DNA come to mind...

no wonder kelly was the first one to go

[GuiltySource]

tobynator89 wrote...

Travie wrote...

Tubes full of DNA come to mind...

no wonder kelly was the first one to go

Reapers now have scale itch. LOL!

[TheCrakFox]

GuiltySource wrote...

tobynator89 wrote...

Travie wrote...

Tubes full of DNA come to mind...

no wonder kelly was the first one to go

Reapers now have scale itch. LOL!

That's the checkov's gun.
They need to turn their shields off the relieve the itch.

[flexxdk]

TheCrakFox wrote...

GuiltySource wrote...

tobynator89 wrote...

Travie wrote...

Tubes full of DNA come to mind...

no wonder kelly was the first one to go

Reapers now have scale itch. LOL!

That's the checkov's gun.
They need to turn their shields off the relieve the itch.

But how are they gonna scratch to relieve it even more?

Firin' their laz0rs isn't a particular good idea.

[RAF1940]

Hathur wrote...

tobynator89 wrote...

Whacka wrote...

Thanks to you I'm thinking of Reapers doin' something... dirty. And wrong.

Oh dear...

RULE 34!

Makes the theory about reaper reproduction all the more horrifying doesn't it.

[tobynator89]

TheCrakFox wrote...

GuiltySource wrote...

tobynator89 wrote...

Travie wrote...

Tubes full of DNA come to mind...

no wonder kelly was the first one to go

Reapers now have scale itch. LOL!

That's the checkov's gun.
They need to turn their shields off the relieve the itch.

Crap that means everyone who came to her rescue will have the worst  ending possible

[Homebound]

My Gawd, I just had MightyMorphin Power rangers flashbacks.

www.youtube.com/watch

Modifié par Hellbound555, 23 juin 2011 - 08:09 .

[tobynator89]

Consequence of saving kelly?

You have to compensate by sacrificing miranda instead. Thus rendering them all sterile.