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Duskeyboy

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So please bioware make garrus bi, because my shep don't wanna die a virgin.:(

Modifié par Duskeyboy, 28 juin 2011 - 03:56 .


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Inquisitor Recon

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This reminds me about a dumb-funny movie that featured a comment about "Sh!tting pancakes ever since"...

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AngelicMachinery

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You don't want to do that, your dangly bits might fall off.

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Medhia Nox

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The secret to destroying the Reapers is the magical power of virginity. Anyone who romanced a LI prior to destroying the Reapers will get a FAIL.

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J. Finley

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:?

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ReconTeam wrote...

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I support this.:wizard:

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KainrycKarr

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wat

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Siansonea

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Who doesn't love an obvious troll thread, amirite?

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I think I saw somewhere that Bioware will leave the decision of which LI's orientation will be up to the player since nothing was set in stone. If one does not want Garrus to be bi, do not hit on him as an example.
That said, no, please don't make Garrus interested in a dude.
If they do, well, to all you guys who want a relationship with him: Beware of chafing

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Sin of Leet

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PrimalEden wrote...

I think I saw somewhere that Bioware will leave the decision of which LI's orientation will be up to the player since nothing was set in stone. If one does not want Garrus to be bi, do not hit on him as an example.
That said, no, please don't make Garrus interested in a dude.
If they do, well, to all you guys who want a relationship with him: Beware of chafing

And do not *ahem* injest:sick:

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Medhia Nox wrote...

The secret to destroying the Reapers is the magical power of virginity. Anyone who romanced a LI prior to destroying the Reapers will get a FAIL.


So having my FemShep pine for Joker the last two games has finally paid off! :wizard:

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Sin of Leet wrote...

And do not *ahem* injest:sick:



Deffinately do not sex up Garrus only in jest, he's a deep guy.


Also, DoNotIngest.

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Medhia Nox

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@Phate Pheonix: Yes indeed... Joker is fully aware of the mass effect energy generated by virginity. That is why he's "appealing but unavailable" - he's really helping you destroy the Reaper threat.

And after the Reapers are destroyed by your virginal awesomeness... the Priiiiize.

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Sin of Leet

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DoNotIngest wrote...

Sin of Leet wrote...

And do not *ahem* injest:sick:



Deffinately do not sex up Garrus only in jest, he's a deep guy.


Also, DoNotIngest.

Was that intentional?

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King Zeel

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it doesn't count if theres no vaginal penetration.

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You assume a big manly stud like Shep (or a badass female like Shep) was a virgin prior to the events of ME? Pffft, yeah and John Stamos is a virgin too I suppose. :innocent:

Modifié par Fidget6, 28 juin 2011 - 04:41 .


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King Zeel

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Fidget6 wrote...

You assume a big manly stud like Shep (or a badass female like Shep) was a virgin prior to the events of ME? Pffft.


How manly could he be if he was gay?

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Fidget6

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King Zeel wrote...

Fidget6 wrote...

You assume a big manly stud like Shep (or a badass female like Shep) was a virgin prior to the events of ME? Pffft.


How manly could he be if he was gay?






Don't you know? Doing another guy makes you TWICE as manly!  :devil: Just ask the ancient Greeks. 

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Medhia Nox

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King Zeel - http://www.huffingto...s_n_398611.html

I believe he can answer your question.

Modifié par Medhia Nox, 28 juin 2011 - 04:43 .


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Medhia Nox wrote...

King Zeel - http://www.huffingto...s_n_398611.html

I believe he can answer your question.

Here I will add to what you posted with another gay man that played in the NFL. 

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Siansonea

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King Zeel wrote...

it doesn't count if theres no vaginal penetration.


King Zeel wrote...

Fidget6 wrote...

You assume a big manly stud like Shep (or a badass female like Shep) was a virgin prior to the events of ME? Pffft.


How manly could he be if he was gay?


Oh you. Archie Bunker would be proud. :P

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Sin of Leet wrote...

DoNotIngest wrote...

Sin of Leet wrote...

And do not *ahem* injest:sick:



Deffinately do not sex up Garrus only in jest, he's a deep guy.


Also, DoNotIngest.

Was that intentional?




You mean was it serious? Naws, just making lame jokes.