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#76
saMoorai

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Montezuma IV wrote...

You should try getting laid in real life. It's a lot cooler.


Wait....We can do that?

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Grand Admiral Cheesecake

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saMOOrai182 wrote...

Montezuma IV wrote...

You should try getting laid in real life. It's a lot cooler.


Wait....We can do that?

It's just a myth.=]

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Ghost Warrior wrote...

No. Very big and clear NO. He is the last person I want to see turn bi. So once again,HELL NO!


Which is funny, because Garrus is the one who would most likely be BI.

Garrus isn't romancing with femshep because she is female, hell he wouldn't even be into shep if it wasn't for the respect he has for her. He doesn't have a thing for humans period.

So if any character were to be BI, garrus is actually the easiest to implement without any explanation.

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Grand Admiral Cheesecake wrote...

saMOOrai182 wrote...

Montezuma IV wrote...

You should try getting laid in real life. It's a lot cooler.


Wait....We can do that?

It's just a myth.=]

It's true. Trust me I'm a ho.

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I wonder if the other ME species have the whole: "go out and nail all the alien hotties out there", mentality.

And I wonder If garrus would be the one getting high fives in the turian locker room for nailing shep

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tobynator89 wrote...

I wonder if the other ME species have the whole: "go out and nail all the alien hotties out there", mentality.

And I wonder If garrus would be the one getting high fives in the turian locker room for nailing shep


Probably not.

Garrus doesn't find any human physically attractive so it's not a trophy lay.

He likes Shepard because she's.. Shepard.

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IEatWhatIPoo wrote...

tobynator89 wrote...

I wonder if the other ME species have the whole: "go out and nail all the alien hotties out there", mentality.

And I wonder If garrus would be the one getting high fives in the turian locker room for nailing shep


Probably not.

Garrus doesn't find any human physically attractive so it's not a trophy lay.

He likes Shepard because she's.. Shepard.

Everyone wants to get in Shepard's pants.
Even Wrexy:wub::wub:

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tobynator89 wrote...

I wonder if the other ME species have the whole: "go out and nail all the alien hotties out there", mentality.

And I wonder If garrus would be the one getting high fives in the turian locker room for nailing shep


":You had sex with that...?  It looks like a Pijak...  bro get some standards.  What the hell are you suppose to do with those bumps?"

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Grand Admiral Cheesecake wrote...

IEatWhatIPoo wrote...

tobynator89 wrote...

I wonder if the other ME species have the whole: "go out and nail all the alien hotties out there", mentality.

And I wonder If garrus would be the one getting high fives in the turian locker room for nailing shep


Probably not.

Garrus doesn't find any human physically attractive so it's not a trophy lay.

He likes Shepard because she's.. Shepard.

Everyone wants to get in Shepard's pants.
Even Wrexy:wub::wub:


Wrex busied himself with all the burdens of leadership on Tuchanka just to distract himself from the constant thoughts of Shepard.

Canon.

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Grand Admiral Cheesecake

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IEatWhatIPoo wrote...

Grand Admiral Cheesecake wrote...

IEatWhatIPoo wrote...

tobynator89 wrote...

I wonder if the other ME species have the whole: "go out and nail all the alien hotties out there", mentality.

And I wonder If garrus would be the one getting high fives in the turian locker room for nailing shep


Probably not.

Garrus doesn't find any human physically attractive so it's not a trophy lay.

He likes Shepard because she's.. Shepard.

Everyone wants to get in Shepard's pants.
Even Wrexy:wub::wub:


Wrex busied himself with all the burdens of leadership on Tuchanka just to distract himself from the constant thoughts of Shepard.

Canon.

I'll be in my bunk.

#86
tobynator89

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IEatWhatIPoo wrote...

tobynator89 wrote...

I wonder if the other ME species have the whole: "go out and nail all the alien hotties out there", mentality.

And I wonder If garrus would be the one getting high fives in the turian locker room for nailing shep


Probably not.

Garrus doesn't find any human physically attractive so it's not a trophy lay.

He likes Shepard because she's.. Shepard.


I bet it would promote garrus to something of a turian sex symbol though.

 Turian dudes go like: Ok so first there was the lead scout before that mission (which was freaking HOT man) and now a HUMAN!!! AFTER getting those ugly scars? That is some MAJOR mojo right there dude.

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AngelicMachinery wrote...

tobynator89 wrote...

I wonder if the other ME species have the whole: "go out and nail all the alien hotties out there", mentality.

And I wonder If garrus would be the one getting high fives in the turian locker room for nailing shep


":You had sex with that...?  It looks like a Pijak...  bro get some standards.  What the hell are you suppose to do with those bumps?"


Turian female: First it's asari , NOW it's human females. I swear there are no turian men left

Turian female2: You know I just saw a turian guy with a quarian chick on Illium

Turian female: What?! Quarians too!!? God dammit, I'm going to be single forever

Turian female2:You know what the guys say...once you go bumps

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Hyrule_Gal wrote...

AngelicMachinery wrote...

tobynator89 wrote...

I wonder if the other ME species have the whole: "go out and nail all the alien hotties out there", mentality.

And I wonder If garrus would be the one getting high fives in the turian locker room for nailing shep


":You had sex with that...?  It looks like a Pijak...  bro get some standards.  What the hell are you suppose to do with those bumps?"


Turian female: First it's asari , NOW it's human females. I swear there are no turian men left

Turian female2: You know I just saw a turian guy with a quarian chick on Illium

Turian female: What?! Quarians too!!? God dammit, I'm going to be single forever

Turian female2:You know what the guys say...once you go bumps



I lol'd

Modifié par tobynator89, 29 juin 2011 - 12:50 .


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I'm sorry, but am I the only one that thinks that maybe Kaidan is the bi one??? If he's not I bet you he gets hit on by guys a lot. Garrus.. hmm... actually I could see it kinda, but only for his own species really.

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Morgalne wrote...

I'm sorry, but am I the only one that thinks that maybe Kaidan is the bi one??? If he's not I bet you he gets hit on by guys a lot. Garrus.. hmm... actually I could see it kinda, but only for his own species really.


Why? Garrus isn't even romancing femshep because she is female. 

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Nashiktal wrote...

Morgalne wrote...

I'm sorry, but am I the only one that thinks that maybe Kaidan is the bi one??? If he's not I bet you he gets hit on by guys a lot. Garrus.. hmm... actually I could see it kinda, but only for his own species really.


Why? Garrus isn't even romancing femshep because she is female. 


Probably helps though Image IPB

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Morgalne wrote...

I'm sorry, but am I the only one that thinks that maybe Kaidan is the bi one??? If he's not I bet you he gets hit on by guys a lot. Garrus.. hmm... actually I could see it kinda, but only for his own species really.


Why? Garrus isn't even romancing femshep because she is female.


Yeah he's romancing her because of her "personality" *scoffs* Personality is soo over-rated :P But I'm really thinking about it now, and he does send off my gay radar a bit and if it's just because of Shep's personality I see no reason why Garrus isn't able to romance MShep

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I'm going to be stickin' with Asari chicks the whole game.

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Nashiktal

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Hyrule_Gal wrote...

Nashiktal wrote...

Morgalne wrote...

I'm sorry, but am I the only one that thinks that maybe Kaidan is the bi one??? If he's not I bet you he gets hit on by guys a lot. Garrus.. hmm... actually I could see it kinda, but only for his own species really.


Why? Garrus isn't even romancing femshep because she is female. 


Probably helps though Image IPB


I don't know, would romancing a female scorpion be better than romancing a male one? Or conversely would a sapient scorpion prefer to romance a male or female monkey?

Really Garrus doesn't even like humans. (that way.)

Modifié par Nashiktal, 29 juin 2011 - 02:10 .


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Duskeyboy wrote...

So please bioware make garrus bi, because my shep don't wanna die a virgin.:(


Here... go play The Witcher 2 and solve your problem!

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RageGT wrote...

Duskeyboy wrote...

So please bioware make garrus bi, because my shep don't wanna die a virgin.:(


Here... go play The Witcher 2 and solve your problem!




How about you take down that picture before a mod does. Against site rules to post sexual content.

Modifié par Nashiktal, 29 juin 2011 - 02:16 .


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ladyvader wrote...

Medhia Nox wrote...

King Zeel - http://www.huffingto...s_n_398611.html

I believe he can answer your question.

Here I will add to what you posted with another gay man that played in the NFL. 


I can't really take any NFL players seriously as a sign of "manlyness"... Roids are kinda cheating isnt it?

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tobynator89 wrote...

IEatWhatIPoo wrote...

tobynator89 wrote...

I wonder if the other ME species have the whole: "go out and nail all the alien hotties out there", mentality.

And I wonder If garrus would be the one getting high fives in the turian locker room for nailing shep


Probably not.

Garrus doesn't find any human physically attractive so it's not a trophy lay.

He likes Shepard because she's.. Shepard.


I bet it would promote garrus to something of a turian sex symbol though.

 Turian dudes go like: Ok so first there was the lead scout before that mission (which was freaking HOT man) and now a HUMAN!!! AFTER getting those ugly scars? That is some MAJOR mojo right there dude.


It's all those calibrations, makes him one sexy beast.  Even EDI wants in on him. 

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There is no way Garrus will be a bi. Unless it is a bi-champion in the hand-in-hand combat contest teaming up with that scout friend of his. He has reach, she has flexibility!

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Morgalne wrote...

I'm sorry, but am I the only one that thinks that maybe Kaidan is the bi one???

You're not. Players think so, BioWare thinks so (and thought so since ME1 developement) and finally, Kaidan thinks so too.

Modifié par IsaacShep, 29 juin 2011 - 06:35 .