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#101
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Then get a girlfriend bro.

...Oh, you're talking about Shepard here??

Nevermind. Carry on then, as I observe this thread from the background... *runs away*

HiddenKING wrote...

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saMOOrai182 wrote...

Montezuma IV wrote...

You should try getting laid in real life. It's a lot cooler.


Wait....We can do that?

It's just a myth.[smilie]http://social.bioware.com/images/forum/emoticons/sideways.png[/smilie]

It's true. Trust me I'm a ho.

Time to bring this myth to the Mythbusters!

...That was lame. :pinched:<_<

Modifié par Whacka, 29 juin 2011 - 06:49 .


#102
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Whacka wrote...
Time to bring this myth to the Mythbusters!

...That was lame. :pinched:<_<

Good idea, in -theory-, but I'm afraid they're a bit too eager to blow stuff up.

So. The test subjects will most likely not survive.

"Alright, viewers! We're going to try and score some chicks! We'll just toss some dynamite into this club, and pick up the ones that get flung out! JUST LIKE FISHIN'!"

#103
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Zeratul20 wrote...

Whacka wrote...
Time to bring this myth to the Mythbusters!

...That was lame. :pinched:<_<

Good idea, in -theory-, but I'm afraid they're a bit too eager to blow stuff up.

So. The test subjects will most likely not survive.

"Alright, viewers! We're going to try and score some chicks! We'll just toss some dynamite into this club, and pick up the ones that get flung out! JUST LIKE FISHIN'!"

I suppose they could use dynamite, but... Why don't they just throw Grant Imahara (no offense) in the club and watch from a distance if he gets laid?

#104
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Whacka wrote...

Zeratul20 wrote...

Whacka wrote...
Time to bring this myth to the Mythbusters!

...That was lame. :pinched:<_<

Good idea, in -theory-, but I'm afraid they're a bit too eager to blow stuff up.

So. The test subjects will most likely not survive.

"Alright, viewers! We're going to try and score some chicks! We'll just toss some dynamite into this club, and pick up the ones that get flung out! JUST LIKE FISHIN'!"

I suppose they could use dynamite, but... Why don't they just throw Grant Imahara (no offense) in the club and watch from a distance if he gets laid?

Not enough explosions.

(You can interpret that any way you like.)

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Whacka wrote...

Zeratul20 wrote...

Whacka wrote...
Time to bring this myth to the Mythbusters!

...That was lame. :pinched:<_<

Good idea, in -theory-, but I'm afraid they're a bit too eager to blow stuff up.

So. The test subjects will most likely not survive.

"Alright, viewers! We're going to try and score some chicks! We'll just toss some dynamite into this club, and pick up the ones that get flung out! JUST LIKE FISHIN'!"

I suppose they could use dynamite, but... Why don't they just throw Grant Imahara (no offense) in the club and watch from a distance if he gets laid?



Throwing Grant in is a much safer (and cheaper) way of getting the chicks to fly out of the club.

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HTTP 404 wrote...

lets make everyone bi


please just NO! i hated that everyone was bi in dragon age 2..to me the awesomeness of these games was that you couldnt be with everyone right away and it contributed to the multiple gameplay value..
in dragon age 2 i romanced everyone in 1 playthrough..  kinda boring <.<

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IsaacShep wrote...

Morgalne wrote...

I'm sorry, but am I the only one that thinks that maybe Kaidan is the bi one???

You're not. Players think so, BioWare thinks so (and thought so since ME1 developement) and finally, Kaidan thinks so too.


And It's a shame that it didn't make it into the game really. Which IMHO renders it non "canon" (god I hate that word).

Well you have to remember that forums really really are a minority of players and not everyone goes scouring for background information, rumours hearsay, concept art and so forth.

A fanish but casual player that bought me1 and me2 will kinda think wtf. in me3. Atleast if "it" is not handled elegantly. Posted Image

Though on a personal note I did get the bi vibe from Kaidan in ME1 without reading up on anything else.

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nebezial wrote...

HTTP 404 wrote...

lets make everyone bi


please just NO! i hated that everyone was bi in dragon age 2..to me the awesomeness of these games was that you couldnt be with everyone right away and it contributed to the multiple gameplay value..
in dragon age 2 i romanced everyone in 1 playthrough..  kinda boring <.<



But the straight player can romance everyone,  so,  I see no reason why it changes anything.  

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AngelicMachinery wrote...

nebezial wrote...

HTTP 404 wrote...

lets make everyone bi


please just NO! i hated that everyone was bi in dragon age 2..to me the awesomeness of these games was that you couldnt be with everyone right away and it contributed to the multiple gameplay value..
in dragon age 2 i romanced everyone in 1 playthrough..  kinda boring <.<



But the straight player can romance everyone,  so,  I see no reason why it changes anything.  


i meant, its better the way they made it in DAO: there were 2 characters that were bi, 2 that were straight. if you wanted to be with morrigan you had to make a male character/if you wanted to be with alistair you had to make a female character. if you wanted a straight/ bi relationship you could be with leliana/zevran, and ofc there were characters you couldnt romance at all.  if you make everyone bi like in DA2 somehow i dont feel compelled to make another character. ill just stick to my first female character i made and just try out relationships with everyone right away.. which to me is not really interesting because i didnt buy the game to rush trhough it and discover all the relationshop delights right away.

im not against bi characters.. im just saying not all should be bi.

Modifié par nebezial, 29 juin 2011 - 03:23 .


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nah
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No.
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Eh, I don’t particularly agree particularly in Dragon Age. I might scratch my head a bit if all 9 romance options swung both ways, that’s boarderline absurd. On the other hand with only four potential characters I can just shrug it off and say coincidence.

You could pretty much romance everyone in DA1 anyway with one locked off based on your gender/sex. Truthfully, the amount of drama it caused was hilarious and made it all the more amusing. While the problem with DA2 was for the most part it seemed none of the characters minded that you were flirting with EVERYONE. I truthfully think the problems with the romance options had nothing to do with every one being bi and more to do with how it was implemented.

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AngelicMachinery wrote...

Eh, I don’t particularly agree particularly in Dragon Age. I might scratch my head a bit if all 9 romance options swung both ways, that’s boarderline absurd. On the other hand with only four potential characters I can just shrug it off and say coincidence.

You could pretty much romance everyone in DA1 anyway with one locked off based on your gender/sex. Truthfully, the amount of drama it caused was hilarious and made it all the more amusing. While the problem with DA2 was for the most part it seemed none of the characters minded that you were flirting with EVERYONE. I truthfully think the problems with the romance options had nothing to do with every one being bi and more to do with how it was implemented.



And I think that there is the biggest problem with most people, not that they don't want gay or bi Li's or that they are "uncomfortable" with one or two past lis becoming bi (they seem to be more concerned with continuity and whether it works with that character rather than "ew my friend is bi now")but the obvious clusterfudge and as you said, borderline absurdity that you have 9+ Lis available to you in one play through (sounds like a love cruise rather than a mission  Posted Image). Forget love triangles, now we got love octagons going on LOL. So that makes 18 + scripts if we're talking both sexes of shepards, and you know they'll make the dialogues vague and non gender specific so that it wouldn't take up too many resources (it is a subplot after all) if you look at the bigger picture you can see there’s a legitimate problem there.

And with 4 Lis in DA2 yes that wasn't too much of a stretch because not only were they new characters but that's a small amount of people so it didn't feel "odd" that they were into both genders....but make that 9 maybe 12 maybe 14 people...seriously no one is gay or straight in that group?

Modifié par Hyrule_Gal, 29 juin 2011 - 10:25 .


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The thing is i jusst don't want garrus to be bi, because in ME1 he was the sweetest thing sense sliced bread, for he always asked how my day way, always listen my the orders (my orders), stayed mindful, respectful, and had a **** load of funny stories (krogan testicles), and i looked forward to talking to him after that **** ashley, before she got all hot, and i hauled my ass up that damn elevator just to talk to him and wrex, so that why i WANT garrus. tali was real swee two, she like a duaghter to me that i couldn't realy touch because she would get leprocy.

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Zeratul20 wrote...

Whacka wrote...
Time to bring this myth to the Mythbusters!

...That was lame. :pinched:<_<

Good idea, in -theory-, but I'm afraid they're a bit too eager to blow stuff up.

So. The test subjects will most likely not survive.

"Alright, viewers! We're going to try and score some chicks! We'll just toss some dynamite into this club, and pick up the ones that get flung out! JUST LIKE FISHIN'!"


They don't need to survive, they just need to have sex.

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Duskeyboy wrote...

The thing is i jusst don't want garrus to be bi, because in ME1 he was the sweetest thing sense sliced bread, for he always asked how my day way, always listen my the orders (my orders), stayed mindful, respectful, and had a **** load of funny stories (krogan testicles), and i looked forward to talking to him after that **** ashley, before she got all hot, and i hauled my ass up that damn elevator just to talk to him and wrex, so that why i WANT garrus. tali was real swee two, she like a duaghter to me that i couldn't realy touch because she would get leprocy.


:huh:

:blink:

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

#116
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The Reapers can smell purity from Dark Space. That's why they wanted your body.They wanted the honor to deflower you.
Admit it, that's what you want too.
Tentacle porn!

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Hyrule_Gal wrote...

Nashiktal wrote...

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I'm sorry, but am I the only one that thinks that maybe Kaidan is the bi one??? If he's not I bet you he gets hit on by guys a lot. Garrus.. hmm... actually I could see it kinda, but only for his own species really.


Why? Garrus isn't even romancing femshep because she is female. 


Probably helps though Posted Image

I agree. Despite what the s/s fans say it's pretty clear that Garrus is straight.

Modifié par M8DMAN, 29 juin 2011 - 11:13 .


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LOLandStuff wrote...

The Reapers can smell purity from Dark Space. That's why they wanted your body.They wanted the honor to deflower you.
Admit it, that's what you want too.
Tentacle porn!


lol! I'm not ganna answer that lol!:D

#119
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Shepard is 31, I highly doubt he or she is a virgin just because they did not romance someone on these particular missions, and well, if you RP'd your Shepard that way then....

Sucks to be Shepard.

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The secret to destroying the Reapers is the magical power of virginity. Anyone who romanced a LI prior to destroying the Reapers will get a FAIL.


LOL! There is simply too much win in this comment haha

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slydfoxxy wrote...

Shepard is 31, I highly doubt he or she is a virgin just because they did not romance someone on these particular missions, and well, if you RP'd your Shepard that way then....

Sucks to be Shepard.


The Lazarus Project had the Virginity pack included.

Modifié par LOLandStuff, 30 juin 2011 - 01:48 .


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Good Lord, are virgins STILL dying out there?

These Reapers must be stopped...

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LOLandStuff wrote...

The Reapers can smell purity from Dark Space. That's why they wanted your body.They wanted the honor to deflower you.
Admit it, that's what you want too.
Tentacle porn!


^ I now have nightmares because of you....Posted Image

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Duskeyboy wrote...

The thing is i jusst don't want garrus to be bi, because in ME1 he was the sweetest thing sense sliced bread, for he always asked how my day way, always listen my the orders (my orders), stayed mindful, respectful, and had a **** load of funny stories (krogan testicles), and i looked forward to talking to him after that **** ashley, before she got all hot, and i hauled my ass up that damn elevator just to talk to him and wrex, so that why i WANT garrus. tali was real swee two, she like a duaghter to me that i couldn't realy touch because she would get leprocy.


Why worry? If he becomes a Male romance nothing would change. In fact, and I am repeating myself here, Garrus is the most likely to be a BI option to begin with, and in fact it would be the most lore friendly for him to be BI with a male shep.

Hell the only reason Turians know that femshep is female is because they know females have dem funny bumps. Without the bumps, Turians would have trouble telling what gender Humans are without closer inspection. 

Now if Garrus was a male romance option in ME2... Nothing would change. In fact if you don't romance garrus he would clam up and get stuck in calibration hell just like normal. He never flirted with femshep, he acts the same with femshep as he does with male shep all the way up to the point that femshep starts the romance.

Honestly I get confused why people worry so much about it. Unless Bioware changes how they do romances, it would be like they were never a romance option as long as you didn't choose the flirt option. (The vagueness of flirting is another problem and topic entirely.)

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Nashiktal wrote...

Duskeyboy wrote...

The thing is i jusst don't want garrus to be bi, because in ME1 he was the sweetest thing sense sliced bread, for he always asked how my day way, always listen my the orders (my orders), stayed mindful, respectful, and had a **** load of funny stories (krogan testicles), and i looked forward to talking to him after that **** ashley, before she got all hot, and i hauled my ass up that damn elevator just to talk to him and wrex, so that why i WANT garrus. tali was real swee two, she like a duaghter to me that i couldn't realy touch because she would get leprocy.


Why worry? If he becomes a Male romance nothing would change. In fact, and I am repeating myself here, Garrus is the most likely to be a BI option to begin with, and in fact it would be the most lore friendly for him to be BI with a male shep.

Hell the only reason Turians know that femshep is female is because they know females have dem funny bumps. Without the bumps, Turians would have trouble telling what gender Humans are without closer inspection. 

Now if Garrus was a male romance option in ME2... Nothing would change. In fact if you don't romance garrus he would clam up and get stuck in calibration hell just like normal. He never flirted with femshep, he acts the same with femshep as he does with male shep all the way up to the point that femshep starts the romance.

Honestly I get confused why people worry so much about it. Unless Bioware changes how they do romances, it would be like they were never a romance option as long as you didn't choose the flirt option. (The vagueness of flirting is another problem and topic entirely.)


But him going outside his species is not a special reason, thane and tali ALSO do this. So by that logic Tali and Thane should also shrug at the other human sex too. And you are also making an assumption that there are no other biological similarities between turians and humans just because on the surface garrus looks the most "alien". For all you know drell are like male seahorses Posted Image The fact is we don't know what any of the aliens got under there, so for people saying turians "they couldn't tell" how do you know that? If garrus is made bi, there needs to be better reason than he "went outside his species" because Thane and tali did the same and secondly if you as a human can distinguish ,say,male and female quarians why is it such a stretch that they can do the same?