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AngelicMachinery

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Dearest BioWare  I have noticed something extremely important that I have been missing in Mass Effect.   I have rather recently learned of this sort of transcendent state that males around here seem to call a “Bro.”  I must admit,  as an avid player of Femmesheps I have not had the opportunity to indulge in bromantic situations,  well,  outside of Wrex but I learned that after the fact in the majority of my play throughs.

I implore you sweet loving devs,  Let Femmeshep have a bro,  as is I have to put up with every male on the squad outside of Grunt (My BABY! For serious) wanting to spend a little time in the Captain’s quarters. I don’t like it,  I don’t like it one little bit.  So please,  please, please…  let me learn why all the men of your audience seem so oddly infatuated with Garrus or let me pal around with the Brobot Legion. 

In short this woman wants herself a bro.

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VegasVance

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Isn't Ash a brosis?

Modifié par VegasVance, 28 juin 2011 - 05:31 .


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Roachbugg

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ash would be a sistah not a bro but why cant legion be fem sheps bro bot? (never played fem shep so dunno)

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Wouldn't it be sis? My main femShep has Ashley as a sister type relationship.

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Garrus is a bro for both Male and Femsheps. I only roll as FemShep and will always consider Garrus to be my bro.

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AngelicMachinery

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VegasVance wrote...

Isn't Ash a brosis?


Is she?  I hadn't noticed...  I'm still attempting to understand Brodom. 

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Siansonea

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 Bros are overrated. Hoes before bros. :P

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Vertigo_1

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...a bro...


MANZIER!

Modifié par Vertigo_1, 28 juin 2011 - 05:47 .


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VirtualStranger

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Siansonea II wrote...

 Bros are overrated. Hoes before bros. :P

Or, "chicks before dicks," if you prefer.

Modifié par VirtualStranger, 28 juin 2011 - 05:46 .


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Roachbugg

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Siansonea II wrote...

 Bros are overrated. Hoes before bros. :P


i put hoes before my gentic brothers but not before my freinds that i consider brothers is that wrong?

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Depends on who the hoe and the bro are.

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Massadonious1

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No wimmins allowed.

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NKRumor

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Siansonea II wrote...

 Bros are overrated. Hoes before bros. :P


Pfft!

Keg stands with Garrus> Hoes Image IPB

Modifié par NKRumor, 28 juin 2011 - 05:48 .


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Siansonea

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 I was talking about gardening tools, what are you all talking about? :whistle:

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TexasToast712

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:blink: A sista who wants a....bro? *Head explodes*

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What about bros with benefits?

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NKRumor

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Siansonea II wrote...

 I was talking about gardening tools, what are you all talking about? :whistle:


Image IPB

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NKRumor wrote...

Garrus is a bro for both Male and Femsheps. I only roll as FemShep and will always consider Garrus to be my bro.


Not possible when Garrus is tryin to get in her pants.

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Roachbugg wrote...

Siansonea II wrote...

 Bros are overrated. Hoes before bros. :P


i put hoes before my gentic brothers but not before my freinds that i consider brothers is that wrong?

No, it's not wrong.  It's actually bros before hoes.  :devil:

@Siansonea II-That was funny actually.  Well played.  ;)

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Liara and Wrex are all the bros i need

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I'd rather all the men be bros with mshep

and all the girls be bff or acquaintances with fshep.

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AngelicMachinery wrote...

Dearest BioWare  I have noticed something extremely important that I have been missing in Mass Effect.   I have rather recently learned of this sort of transcendent state that males around here seem to call a “Bro.”  I must admit,  as an avid player of Femmesheps I have not had the opportunity to indulge in bromantic situations,  well,  outside of Wrex but I learned that after the fact in the majority of my play throughs.

I implore you sweet loving devs,  Let Femmeshep have a bro,  as is I have to put up with every male on the squad outside of Grunt (My BABY! For serious) wanting to spend a little time in the Captain’s quarters. I don’t like it,  I don’t like it one little bit.  So please,  please, please…  let me learn why all the men of your audience seem so oddly infatuated with Garrus or let me pal around with the Brobot Legion. 

In short this woman wants herself a bro.



It's not odd really just they appreciate a best bud that will always have their back, who will occasionally take the ****** but will bump their fist when they do something awesome. A drinking buddy, a wingman, a "brother from another mother" if you will, like they were brothers in another life. Even Jacob can become your bro;


Jacob Bro hug

That scene makes up for any early awkwardness I had as a femshep because she got another "bro" added to her list. Ash to me is the female version of the "bro" for femshep because you can joke with her about the bootcamp you both went to, you can wind her up about her sister's comments and poetry but she's got your back and I feel my shep could have a cold one with her after shooting some mercs . She felt like the sister my shep never had. I hope I can be better "bros" with jack in the last game, you felt you only just got her to like you near the end of the game so the bro moments will have to wait for now.

Modifié par Hyrule_Gal, 28 juin 2011 - 06:23 .


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jlb524 wrote...

NKRumor wrote...

Garrus is a bro for both Male and Femsheps. I only roll as FemShep and will always consider Garrus to be my bro.


Not possible when Garrus is tryin to get in her pants.


actualy - its the other way around.  Garrus conciders Shepard a bro, up untill the moment she hits on him, so its Garrus, who's being put into uncomfortable situation.  moreover, there are 2 characters that actively hit on femshep in both games..  Kaidan... and Liara.   so its not exactly like you are forced to tollerate constant male advances, as 50% of the advances you are tollerating are from a female... unless you think that everyone wants you even when they don't, just becasue you have an option to hit on them and change their minds?


my femsheps are Bro's with Jacob, Jack and Kasumi.  they are comrades at arms with Garrus  (he could have been a bro, but callibrations totaly ruined that :( )

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jlb524 wrote...

NKRumor wrote...

Garrus is a bro for both Male and Femsheps. I only roll as FemShep and will always consider Garrus to be my bro.


Not possible when Garrus is tryin to get in her pants.


The thing is, Garrus isnt trying to get in any human pants. FemShep has to convince him that it is worth the effort. So if you dont go that way, hell remain the perfect bro. 

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Mordin's a bro for FemShep. He even gives Shep the sex talk.

Modifié par PrinceLionheart, 28 juin 2011 - 06:25 .