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[CroGamer002]

Somebody needs to take a research and see that getting pregnant is not that simple.

[Some Dude]

Mesina2 wrote...

Somebody needs to take a research and see that getting pregnant is not that simple.

Hell no, we only have to have it shoved down our throats for 3 years in health class, with giggles and all

[ladyvader]

Some Dude wrote...

Mesina2 wrote...

Somebody needs to take a research and see that getting pregnant is not that simple.

Hell no, we only have to have it shoved down our throats for 3 years in health class, with giggles and all

When I was in school, health was only 1/4 of the year and part of PE.  Go figure. 

[ThePwener]

Some Dude wrote...

Mesina2 wrote...

Somebody needs to take a research and see that getting pregnant is not that simple.

Hell no, we only have to have it shoved down our throats for 3 years in health class, with giggles and all

And even that turned out to be crap. Why are people taking this seriously anyway? It's a damn videogame! In The Sims a pop up asks you if you want a baby! It's a videogame! If only life was like The Sims.... giggity giggity.

[Some Dude]

ThePwener wrote...

Some Dude wrote...

Mesina2 wrote...

Somebody needs to take a research and see that getting pregnant is not that simple.

Hell no, we only have to have it shoved down our throats for 3 years in health class, with giggles and all

And even that turned out to be crap. Why are people taking this seriously anyway? It's a damn videogame! In The Sims a pop up asks you if you want a baby! It's a videogame! If only life was like The Sims.... giggity giggity.

To finish your statement.... babies would not exist

[Some Dude]

ladyvader wrote...

Some Dude wrote...

Mesina2 wrote...

Somebody needs to take a research and see that getting pregnant is not that simple.

Hell no, we only have to have it shoved down our throats for 3 years in health class, with giggles and all

When I was in school, health was only 1/4 of the year and part of PE.  Go figure. 

I don't know what country/state you are from, but in Illinois (USA) I think we had to because it was a state requirement or something

[ladyvader]

ThePwener wrote...

Some Dude wrote...

Mesina2 wrote...

Somebody needs to take a research and see that getting pregnant is not that simple.

Hell no, we only have to have it shoved down our throats for 3 years in health class, with giggles and all

And even that turned out to be crap. Why are people taking this seriously anyway? It's a damn videogame! In The Sims a pop up asks you if you want a baby! It's a videogame! If only life was like The Sims.... giggity giggity.

Fable II and III give you kids if you want them not if you don't use protection. 

The only reason this topic is going on is because of the LotSB DLC.  Same with the marriage thread.  BioWare put it out there for some reason, we just have to wait and see what becomes of it.

[ladyvader]

Some Dude wrote...

ladyvader wrote...

Some Dude wrote...

Mesina2 wrote...

Somebody needs to take a research and see that getting pregnant is not that simple.

Hell no, we only have to have it shoved down our throats for 3 years in health class, with giggles and all

When I was in school, health was only 1/4 of the year and part of PE.  Go figure. 

I don't know what country/state you are from, but in Illinois (USA) I think we had to because it was a state requirement or something

I grew up in Kansas and graduated HS in 1986.  Things have changed a lot since then. The change started in my school district the year after I graduated.

Modifié par ladyvader, 30 juin 2011 - 06:49 .

[DoNotIngest]

NickyMouse wrote...

One Word: Vasectomy

Ah, to belong to a nice, respectable ship. That or the Defranhz.

[Some Dude]

ladyvader wrote...

Some Dude wrote...

ladyvader wrote...

Some Dude wrote...

Mesina2 wrote...

Somebody needs to take a research and see that getting pregnant is not that simple.

Hell no, we only have to have it shoved down our throats for 3 years in health class, with giggles and all

When I was in school, health was only 1/4 of the year and part of PE.  Go figure. 

I don't know what country/state you are from, but in Illinois (USA) I think we had to because it was a state requirement or something

I grew up in Kansas and graduated HS in 1986.  Things have changed a lot since then. The change started in my school district the year after I graduated.

 
That explains it, I took health 5th-7th grade and I just graduated from HS earlier this month. 

[Homebound]

plot-twist: all human and humancompatible ladies uve knocked with r pregnant and either dont know or arent telling u yet. femshep is not pregnant due to all the bullets that pierces her gut on a daily basis. implications unpleasant.

[CheeseEnchilada]

Hellbound555 wrote...

plot-twist: all human and humancompatible ladies uve knocked with r pregnant and either dont know or arent telling u yet. femshep is not pregnant due to all the bullets that pierces her gut on a daily basis. implications unpleasant.

Plot twist: Thane and Garrus are pregnant.

I don't even know what category that falls under.

[DoNotIngest]

Hellbound555 wrote...

plot-twist: all human and humancompatible ladies uve knocked with r pregnant and either dont know or arent telling u yet. femshep is not pregnant due to all the bullets that pierces her gut on a daily basis. implications unpleasant.

No, she has a child, but he's bullet-riddled. She names him "Jesus".


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Get it? He's "holey"?



I'll get my coat.

[Dangerfoot]

Kansas still doesn't have very extensive sex ed classes, and our teen pregnancy rate is pretty out of control. I guess there ain't no monkeys in Kansas and there ain't no condoms neither!

[Ayachi]

Attempting to Wohoo with clothes on normally doesn't get anyone pregnant. Plus you'd be really lucky if it happened after a first try.

Also, who knows if after reviving Shepard with all the extra bits and pieces he/she is even fertile anymore.

[CroGamer002]

This isn't Sims people.

And I needed to do unprotected sex around 20 times in Fable 3 to get 2nd child.

[Zeratul20]

... No. No, they don't.

Please tell me they don't.

Modifié par Zeratul20, 30 juin 2011 - 11:54 .

[A Crusty Knight Of Colour]

Wow, this thread has lasted longer than I thought, guess the devs didn't want to close it yet. Don't want to make it too suspicious, after all.

It's official, everyone. You will raise your child in Mass Effect 3.

[PiercedMonk]

Did you miss that Renegade option where you punch Ashley in the belly?

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Sorry, that's terrible. I'm a horrible human being. Really though, this thread is ridiculous. While I'd actually be pretty impressed with BioWare if the "romance" scenes featured one of the character reaching for protection, I suppose some people might see it as a bit of a mood killer. However, just because it's not on screen doesn't mean it doesn't happen.

Further, what would be the point? Remembering to feed the fish was bad enough -- I'm in a ship that can jump across the galaxy in the space between moments, but we somehow lost the technology for automatic fish feeders? -- let's see if changing diapers and warming formula is on the itinerary:

1: Attend trial; tell the council that they can dismiss the claim that there was any option to save the batarians; shoot Khalisah al-Jilani's camera when she tries to get a post trial interview.

2: Send out an, "Hey, who said this exact thing was going to happen like three years ago? #itoldyouso" tweet when the reapers attack.

3: Cowboy/girl across the galaxy, saving lives and breaking hearts.

4: Sacrfice squadmate to learn the extra super top secret reaper weakness. Don't tell anyone, but it's the common cold. Shhhh! Unfortunetly it was wiped out in 2114.

5: Enjoy a moonslit stroll with love intrest.

6: Give rousing speech.

7: Save the galaxy. Stop the reapers once and for all.

8. Celebrate with punch and pie.

Sorry...cleaning spit-up and properly socializing a child simply isn't on the agenda. Maybe when BioWare decides to release 'Mass Effect: Home Maker'. I hear you can interview krogan nannies in that one.

Modifié par PiercedMonk, 30 juin 2011 - 02:08 .

[skcih-deraj]

TexasToast712 wrote...

Holographic hard light condoms. Just the press of a button on your Omni-Tool and BAM!

Also, Miranda is sterile.

Well there's that.

[Han Shot First]

No. And there doesn't need to be an explanation from Bioware.

I hope the OP is a teenager otherwise the fact that I have to explain this is hilarious.

But even if Shepard had unprotected sex that doesn't mean someone automatically gets pregnant. The risk of someone getting pregnant is much higher than with unprotected sex obviously, but we aren't talking 100%. Not even close. And a lot of it also depends on the woman's cycle and whether or not she is ovulating.

That, and not to be crass but maybe Shep pulled out or *ahem* finished elsewhere besides inside her vagina? That wouldn't be a full proof pregnancy prevention method, but it is a lower risk than if he did.

People have unprotected sex all the time and don't make babies. And then others get pregnant. It is a roll of the dice, but unprotected sex does not always end in pregnancy.

And Miranda is infertile. For all we know Shep could be sterile as well.

[AresXX7]

Well, at the risk of painting a disgusting picture in people's minds, perhaps he just pulled out  in time? 

[Sgt Stryker]

Simple: It would be criminally irresponsible for Shepard to incapacitate one of his crew for several months when the fate of the galaxy is at stake. Even more so for FemShep to incapacitate herself for several months. Hence, they must have used some form of protection.