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What is a Talimancer?


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sympathy4saren

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What is a Talimancer? I heard the term but I don't know what they are.

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people who are obsessed with the mass effect character "tali" they used to be a big problem. And crazy.

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naughty99

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Anybody who is a fan of Tali as a LI in mass effect.

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naughty99 wrote...

Anybody who is a fan of Tali as a LI in mass effect.

I think they would actually have to be more of a fanatic about it to qualify...

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randumb vanguard wrote...

naughty99 wrote...

Anybody who is a fan of Tali as a LI in mass effect.

I think they would actually have to be more of a fanatic about it to qualify...


Is there an initiation process, or some sort of multiple choice test to be accepted?

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By definition a Talimancer is someone who chooses to romance Tali in Mass Effect 2. But, the term is usually used to describe people who are overly obsessed with Tali...like te ppl in the groups, threads, other groups, etc.

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naughty99 wrote...

randumb vanguard wrote...

naughty99 wrote...

Anybody who is a fan of Tali as a LI in mass effect.

I think they would actually have to be more of a fanatic about it to qualify...


Is there an initiation process, or some sort of multiple choice test to be accepted?

well... I have heard some stories about an initiation... >_>

Modifié par randumb vanguard, 05 juillet 2011 - 04:22 .


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psychotic.

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It is a vile, lonely creature that truly thinks that they are in a relationship with Tali, and by proxy, Liz Sroka. They cannot be purged. How do you kill, which has no life?

I'm just playin! My best friend is a Talimancer!

Modifié par Alpha-Centuri, 05 juillet 2011 - 05:00 .


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Not my own work but I think it appropriate

Modifié par lobi, 05 juillet 2011 - 05:02 .


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AngelicMachinery

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It's just a jump to the left.
And then a step to the right.
Put your hands on your hips.
You bring your knees in tight.
But it's the pelvic thrust
That really drives you insane.

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http://www.something...cial-forums.php

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A Talimancer is a wild, rabid beast which is commonly encountered on the Bioware Social Network. They are unique animals since they are the result of an unfortunate occurence where a perfectly logical male gets infected by the Talimancus Romancus virus. This turns the human being to a drooling beast which crusades against everyone and everything who doesn't want to **** Tali, or find out what her sweat smells like. Talimancers are pack animals who group together, and they prey on anyone who doesn't like Tali.

If you encounter one in the wilds, the best course of action is to ignore it. However, if it is aggressive and tries to come at you, play dead. If you fight back, the beast will call it's pack to help him, and then you are ****ed.

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very cool guy

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Kaiser Arian XVII

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Those who are obsessed with Tali Zorah vas Neema .. Overratedly.
Most of them are noobs in the realm of video games!

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People that are so opposed with Tali that they come up with a chemical analysis of her sweat trying to find out what it would smell like. People that make me not just hate Tali, but the Quarians as a whole, people who make me hate my self for being a fan of the same game they are a fan of. Right click, view image for a bigger version.

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Modifié par Slidell505, 05 juillet 2011 - 01:43 .


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Talimancers are people who want to be euthanized but haven't admitted it yet.

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virumor wrote...

http://www.something...cial-forums.php

It's amazing how someones credibility ratio rises in direct proportion to the randomness of their Charlie Sheen avatar.Image IPB

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lobi wrote...

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Not my own work but I think it appropriate


I agree we should love tali.

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The term is a combination of "Tali" and "romancer," used (usually disparagingly) to describe those Mass Effect fans who are extremely interested in a Tali romance.

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virumor wrote...

http://www.something...cial-forums.php


Dang, that was hilarious. I don't think I've ever seen any of these profiles mentioned, except Woo the moderator's. Anyways, those are some wierd postings. I seriously wonder why anyone would care about the chemical composition of some made-up character's sweat. Something Awful always hits up forums I remember they did one on NMA too. Anyways, I just read "Talimancer" on the postings and was curious as to what it was. I thought it was a necromancer from Guild Wars.

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I hate Tali. I let her die in my playthrough. We all know that behind that mask, is a butt ugly alien.

*Waits to see if Warheadz's statement comes true*

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Stanley Woo wrote...

The term is a combination of "Tali" and "romancer," used (usually disparagingly) to describe those Mass Effect fans who are extremely interested in a Tali romance.


See, to me, it reads more a combination of "Tali" and "Necromancer"...though that may be from far too many years dedicated to Diablo 2.Image IPB

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Talimancers are the soul of this forum...

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Stanley Woo wrote...

The term is a combination of "Tali" and "romancer," used (usually disparagingly) to describe those Mass Effect fans who are extremely interested in a Tali romance.


I read this in Spock's voice.