DaveExclamationMarkYognaut wrote...
Haha Shepard definitely has some slow moments.
"Hey guise I have an idea lets go to the middle of the collector ship and plug it into our ship's computer"
"Illusive man says I have no choice but to work for his hilariously evil terrorist organization? I guess that means I have to work for Cerberus now"
"Reporter giving me sh*t? Punch her out on galactic TV. That will solve the problem."
"Krogan giving me sh*t? IT'S MOTHERF*CKING HEADBUTT TIME. Doin' diplomacy the Shepard way."
I mean, he/she kind of herps and derps his/her way through the galaxy. But hey, can't argue with the results.
I'm not holding my breath.
ME3 Trailer
Anon:"We need a plan to stop them!"
Shepard:"We fight! Dats da plan! Geez you stoopid or sumthing?"
Anon:"..."
And there was ME1 as well...
Shepard:"Well da First Contact War and Genopage seem pretty much the same to me."
Wrex:"Shepard... read your damn codex or I'll kill you next time."
And ME2...
Jacob:"You've been out for two years dawg."
Shepard:"Dang."
Later on shuttle...
Shepard:"Wait... I've been dead for two years?





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