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i want a krogan romance!!!!!

Débuté par Dr JewLove , juil. 07 2011 01:12

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#26
Sheppard-Commander
Posté 07 juillet 2011 - 01:41

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DaringMoosejaw wrote...

Sheppard-Commander wrote...

EDI said I had a breeding request after I throttled that Thresher Maw. I went up and tried to hit on that fem krogan in Tuchanka, but she didnt even want to talk to me because I was an alien.

Awww yeah...those little tails? Mmm. Me likey.


That's not a female krogan, from what I figured. The children stay with the females and he's an envoy, he even says he's delaying his Rite by being an envoy from the female clans. That's just a kid.


Where is it stated that females dont undergo the Rite? Are male Krogan the only ones who ever become an adult?

You are making alot of assumptions there.

AngelicMachinery wrote...

Sheppard-Commander wrote...

EDI said
I had a breeding request after I throttled that Thresher Maw. I went up
and tried to hit on that fem krogan in Tuchanka, but she didnt even
want to talk to me because I was an alien.

Awww yeah...those little tails? Mmm. Me likey.


You're a dirty old person for hitting on a teenaged boy.


Oh no...I hope this wont negatively impact my standing with the Republican Party. :blush:

Modifié par Sheppard-Commander, 07 juillet 2011 - 01:43 .

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DaringMoosejaw
Posté 07 juillet 2011 - 01:43

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Sheppard-Commander wrote...

DaringMoosejaw wrote...

Sheppard-Commander wrote...

EDI said I had a breeding request after I throttled that Thresher Maw. I went up and tried to hit on that fem krogan in Tuchanka, but she didnt even want to talk to me because I was an alien.

Awww yeah...those little tails? Mmm. Me likey.


That's not a female krogan, from what I figured. The children stay with the females and he's an envoy, he even says he's delaying his Rite by being an envoy from the female clans. That's just a kid.


Where is it stated that females dont undergo the Rite? Are male Krogan the only ones who ever become an adult?

You are making alot of assumptions there.


Defend your NAMBLA perviness all you'd like, SC, but I'm pretty confident that's actually just an adolescent boy. Why would being an envoy delay him from taking the Rite? Because he's a boy, and after the Rite he'd have to join the clan proper. If he was female, he could stay with the clan.

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AngelicMachinery
Posté 07 juillet 2011 - 01:44

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This thread just got 5X more hilarious.

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Posté 07 juillet 2011 - 01:52

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Celestina wrote...

EternalAmbiguity wrote...

*obligatory Sten pic*


This.


If I knew how to post pics I would.


But anyway, not be be gross, but the obvious...umm...size differences...are obvious
file:///C:/Users/Shadow/AppData/Local/Temp/moz-screenshot-3.pngfile:///C:/Users/Shadow/AppData/Local/Temp/moz-screenshot-4.pngfile:///C:/Users/Shadow/AppData/Local/Temp/moz-screenshot-5.png

Modifié par EternalAmbiguity, 07 juillet 2011 - 01:55 .

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DaringMoosejaw
Posté 07 juillet 2011 - 01:55

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EternalAmbiguity wrote...

Celestina wrote...

EternalAmbiguity wrote...

*obligatory Sten pic*


This.


If I knew how to post pics I would.


But anyway, not be be gross, but the obvious...umm...size differences...are obvious
file:///C:/Users/Shadow/AppData/Local/Temp/moz-screenshot-3.pngfile:///C:/Users/Shadow/AppData/Local/Temp/moz-screenshot-4.pngfile:///C:/Users/Shadow/AppData/Local/Temp/moz-screenshot-5.png


Well, to start with I'm pretty sure you can't hyperlink files from your own computer on the internet. And from the context, I'm pretty glad you can't.

In short, this is why we can't have krogan romances, OP. You've got the antiquity pervs like SC over here lusting after nubile Krogan boyflesh and size queens like EternalAmbiguity. It's just better off we don't bother.

Modifié par DaringMoosejaw, 07 juillet 2011 - 01:58 .

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Posté 07 juillet 2011 - 01:57

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Ah, shoot, this is embarrassing. I was trying to link a Sten pic. It isn't working well.

#32
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Posté 07 juillet 2011 - 01:59

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KROMANCE!

My Shepard already has a breading request for him so why not lol!

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Posté 07 juillet 2011 - 02:00

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Posté 07 juillet 2011 - 02:01

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Thank you. That was freaking annoying.

#35
AerisBru
Posté 07 juillet 2011 - 03:05

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xxSgt_Reed_24xx wrote...

Wrex wants Shepard... no need for a female krogan...



Yes, we need a MALE Krogan *-*

#36
Skirata129
Posté 07 juillet 2011 - 03:13

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for those people saying krogan women wouldn't do it with shep... he got a breeding request if he killed the thresher maw. as disgusting as it is, yes it could happen.

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Posté 07 juillet 2011 - 03:20

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EDI: Shepard, you have acquired a few breeding requests from the resident male Krogans.

FemShep: Hear that, Garrus? I have options. Stop calibrating and get upstairs.

#38
Duskeyboy
Posté 07 juillet 2011 - 04:09

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your as likely to get that as i am to get me a krogran boyfriend (im gay)

#39
PauseforEffect
Posté 07 juillet 2011 - 04:12

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Come to think of it, how did Matriarch Aethyta's parents make it work?
Actually, scratch that, I don't want to know. It's pretty bad if even a Matriarch's feeling squeamish about it

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Posté 07 juillet 2011 - 04:50

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Oh Yeah!!B)

Modifié par Good Chaos7, 07 juillet 2011 - 04:51 .

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Posté 07 juillet 2011 - 05:07

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http://media.giantbo...rogan_super.png

This pretty much sums it up.

Modifié par Ghost-621, 07 juillet 2011 - 05:08 .

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Posté 07 juillet 2011 - 05:57

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AngelicMachinery wrote...

Sorry to tell you buddy, a female Krogan wouldn't have sex with a human male. It won't help the species.

I'm sorry, you won't be caught in a rad kromance.

*Ahem*

Shepard has a breeding request.

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TexasToast712
Posté 07 juillet 2011 - 05:59

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Sheppard-Commander wrote...

EDI said I had a breeding request after I throttled that Thresher Maw. I went up and tried to hit on that fem krogan in Tuchanka, but she didnt even want to talk to me because I was an alien.

Awww yeah...those little tails? Mmm. Me likey.

There are no female Krogan in ME2.

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DaringMoosejaw
Posté 07 juillet 2011 - 06:12

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TexasToast712 wrote...

Sheppard-Commander wrote...

EDI said I had a breeding request after I throttled that Thresher Maw. I went up and tried to hit on that fem krogan in Tuchanka, but she didnt even want to talk to me because I was an alien.

Awww yeah...those little tails? Mmm. Me likey.

There are no female Krogan in ME2.


Not true! There is one. She's just dead, on a slab and covered with a tarp.

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Kadzin
Posté 07 juillet 2011 - 06:40

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Well Shepard did get that one breeding request...

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TexasToast712
Posté 07 juillet 2011 - 07:01

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DaringMoosejaw wrote...

TexasToast712 wrote...

Sheppard-Commander wrote...

EDI said I had a breeding request after I throttled that Thresher Maw. I went up and tried to hit on that fem krogan in Tuchanka, but she didnt even want to talk to me because I was an alien.

Awww yeah...those little tails? Mmm. Me likey.

There are no female Krogan in ME2.


Not true! There is one. She's just dead, on a slab and covered with a tarp.

Right, Forgot about that one.

#47
OmegaXI
Posté 07 juillet 2011 - 07:11

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Ok your going to need heavy armor, strong teeth, and oh yeah your are going to also need a iron pry bar just in case she nuzzles but you will need it up until its red hot or it may not get the krogan's attention. Also you may want to consult Mordin about this before and after the deed is done so he can have the proper medical treatments ready for you.

I hope this helps your hendienistic ways

But do remember romancing a krogan is a heavy risk followed by the criesImage IPB

Modifié par OmegaXI, 07 juillet 2011 - 07:21 .

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Posté 07 juillet 2011 - 08:27

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Good Chaos7 wrote...

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Oh Yeah!!B)

Or:
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#49
OmegaXI
Posté 07 juillet 2011 - 09:49

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^ Well now i know what nightmare I'll be waking up and screaming from for the next few years, now if you will excuse me I need to go stab out my own eyes

#50
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Posté 07 juillet 2011 - 12:25

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Dr JewLove wrote...

i want a krogan romance!!!!! i want my shepard to have a krogan girlfriend it would be so awesome. the most badass guy in the universe with the most badass species in the universe.... it would be just pure win!!!!


make it be wrexs sister or something so wrex can be my brother in law :D

they put an asari, a human, a drell, and a turian as love interests, only thing missing is a krogan!

so please GIME A KROGAN WOMAN!!!!!

You wonna brake your what?;)
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