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[AngelicMachinery]

KawaiiKatie wrote...

Addai67 wrote...

KawaiiKatie wrote...
And yeah, more to the point, Garrus could be a woman. We have no idea what's going on in his pants.

W.  T.  F.

You're telling me that you could distinguish male Turian genitals from female Turian genitals?

What if... ladies have the dangly bits and like,  remove the male reproductive fluid through suction? 

[KawaiiKatie]

AngelicMachinery wrote...

What if... ladies have the dangly bits and like,  remove the male reproductive fluid through suction? 

You're blowing my mind, and I love it!

EDIT: And that could totally be canon because Mordin tells Shepard not to "ingest" any of Garrus'.... tissue... which could imply that Shepard would have to use his/her mouth to bring Garrus to climax.

.............I love where this thread has gone.

Modifié par KawaiiKatie, 08 juillet 2011 - 05:25 .

[tmp7704]

KawaiiKatie wrote...

You're telling me that you could distinguish male Turian genitals from female Turian genitals?

I don't think there's need for that -- there's no female turian models in either ME or ME2. As such it'd be quite difficult for Garrus to be one.

[Ryzaki]

AngelicMachinery wrote...

What if... ladies have the dangly bits and like,  remove the male reproductive fluid through suction?  

 

That would be the most epic troll ever. I wish BW would do it for the sheer lulz. 

[ElitePinecone]

tmp7704 wrote...

KawaiiKatie wrote...

You're telling me that you could distinguish male Turian genitals from female Turian genitals?

I don't think there's need for that -- there's no female turian models in either ME or ME2. As such it'd be quite difficult for Garrus to be one.

Yeah, there's little doubt Garrus is 'male (well, everyone uses male pronouns around him) - but we know next to nothing about turian physiology. 

Heck, have you observed bird mating habits? 

[AngelicMachinery]

Ryzaki wrote...

AngelicMachinery wrote...

What if... ladies have the dangly bits and like,  remove the male reproductive fluid through suction?  

 

That would be the most epic troll ever. I wish BW would do it for the sheer lulz. 

I just want alien sex to seem... well Alien.

[Ryzaki]

AngelicMachinery wrote...
I just want alien sex to seem... well Alien.

 

That too. 

Garrus having a human male part (or something extremely similar) is silly. 

[slimgrin]

I'm beginning to wish they never introduced romances in the first place. This isn't a dating sim.

[tmp7704]

ElitePinecone wrote...

Yeah, there's little doubt Garrus is 'male (well, everyone uses male pronouns around him) - but we know next to nothing about turian physiology. 

Sure, but the shape of the parts (if any) doesn't change his gender. Unless one comes from (silly) viewpoint that having reproductive parts shaped like these of human female makes one an actual female, no matter the species.

Modifié par tmp7704, 08 juillet 2011 - 05:28 .

[AngelicMachinery]

The Big Bad Wolf wrote...

Ryzaki wrote...

AngelicMachinery wrote...
I just want alien sex to seem... well Alien.

 

That too. 

Garrus having a human male part (or something extremely similar) is silly. 

It's kind of implied that he has male parts. At least to me.

Why,  he doesn't even seem to have a bulge unless it's like.. retractable or something.

[tmp7704]

The Big Bad Wolf wrote...

The chafing thing seemed to imply that.

I'd imagine it's more of a general chafing -- turians have this metallic carapace going all over their body. Imagine rubbing yourself against pavement while not wearing anything; your skin won't like it much.

[Daradain]

Meh. More choices is fine by me, though any new romances they add will lack the development and depth the other romances will have, seeing as how they span 1 or 2 games already. As long as the new options don't throw themselves at me, (like Anders) I'm happy. I got Tali.

[ElitePinecone]

slimgrin wrote...

I'm beginning to wish they never introduced romances in the first place. This isn't a dating sim.

You're two games late. Nearly three. 

If you didn't have a problem with it before, and do now - to the extent of throwing around the phrase 'dating sim' - I'd start to wonder if you just had an issue with some romances. Some romances that will be introduced in ME3, and that you don't have to play or experience. 

I hope I'm wrong. <_<

[AngelicMachinery]

The Big Bad Wolf wrote...

tmp7704 wrote...

The Big Bad Wolf wrote...

The chafing thing seemed to imply that.

I'd imagine it's more of a general chafing -- turians have this metallic carapace going all over their body. Imagine rubbing yourself against pavement while not wearing anything; your skin won't like it much.

And Mordin's pain killer comment?

So your sugggesting is his penis is SO EPIC that it will cause long term pain to Shepard.

Dood,  people who romance Garrus are teh dumbz.

[tmp7704]

The Big Bad Wolf wrote...

And Mordin's pain killer comment?

I don't remember his exact wording, but wouldn't you want pain killers for generic kind of chafing-related pain just the same?

Modifié par tmp7704, 08 juillet 2011 - 05:37 .

[KawaiiKatie]

tmp7704 wrote...

I'd imagine it's more of a general chafing -- turians have this metallic carapace going all over their body. Imagine rubbing yourself against pavement while not wearing anything; your skin won't like it much.

Have I mentioned that this thread is beautiful? 

And yeah, Garrus' skin probably isn't very soft. No wonder Shepard outright marvels that she "found comfort" in the arms of a Turian!

[Jimmy Fury]

slimgrin wrote...

I'm beginning to wish they never introduced romances in the first place. This isn't a dating sim.

It's not an astronomy sim either so they shouldn't show any stars.

<_<

[Ryzaki]

The Big Bad Wolf wrote...

tmp7704 wrote...

The Big Bad Wolf wrote...

The chafing thing seemed to imply that.

I'd imagine it's more of a general chafing -- turians have this metallic carapace going all over their body. Imagine rubbing yourself against pavement while not wearing anything; your skin won't like it much.

And Mordin's pain killer comment?

 

Maybe he thinks Shep likes it rough. 

Turians have been known to hurt humans without meaning to. Without the two parties having sex. 

[CroGamer002]

Ryzaki wrote...

I've seen plenty of people saying just the opposite. What lines exactly don't work (that can't be gender swapped)

It just felt like she was describing Shepard like knight on white horse.

ElitePinecone wrote...

This argument is flawless. Astounding.

I didn't said it's good argument.

Ryzaki wrote...
Does the fact that these females are turians not matter?  Does what he says about not going for humans not matter? Does the fact that Shepard has to hit on him first before he even thinks of Shepard that way. Not matter?

He brags about is scars? What? Did we *listen* to the same conversation? It was a joke not a brag. The sex with a female turian was a brag but also an info dump about how turians dealt with tension on a military vessel (the fighting bit) he told Shep because he/she is a friend. And regardless last I checked femshep there's a high chance that femshep doesn't look remotely like a female turian.

Seemed like little bragging to me.

And I already said Garrus is nervous with FemShep.
It would be way worse with ManShep.

ElitePinecone wrote...
I don't think you appreciate that the gap between male and female humans is so minute compared to the gap between humans and turians, physiologically and behaviourally, as to be trivial.

Garrus himself says he isn't attracted to Shepard for her appearance. It's the character behind the squishy human form that he likes. Human gender roles mean literally nothing to an alien.

How you know that?

ElitePinecone wrote...
Siha is a female term, yes, so it wouldn't work with males. 

That doesn't preclude Thane from showing an interest in Shepard of either gender. Again, alien gender roles are different to humans. They're not even remotely comparable.

Again, how do you know that?

ElitePinecone wrote...
None of that means these characters should be, or are, bisexual. But if Bioware chooses to allow romances with them in ME3 with a Shepard of either gender, there's literally no reason why - realistically and in the confines of the universe - it can't take place. 

You're making the assumption that aliens behave like humans with a funny mask on. This isn't the case. We know literally next to nothing about quarian, drell or turian psychology, let alone the complexity of romantic attraction. 

And how you do know they are like not like that?
Also we saw many aliens that act like humans.

Modifié par Mesina2, 08 juillet 2011 - 05:40 .

[rapscallioness]

What seems inconsistent to me is to have a game where one of the main hooks is that you have "choices" and customization, and each Shep is unique. But not for gay/lesbian players....they don't have that choice.

ME throws in this really fun lil romance subplot that so many players got to enjoy, but our gay/lesbian brothers and sisters don't get to partake in that fun part of the story. They can peek over the wall and watch everyone else have fun, but no fun for them.

No "choices" for their Shep to play that part of the game.

To me, that seems like the biggest inconsistency within the series that has been allowed to continue for 2 games.

It's inconsistent, it's downright unfair.......and it's B.S.

[The Elder King]

AngelicMachinery wrote...

So your sugggesting is his penis is SO EPIC that it will cause long term pain to Shepard.

Dood,  people who romance Garrus are teh dumbz.

lol:lol:
But anyway, it's true that Turians have male parts, as Krogan too. Both Wrex (in his dialogue about Aleena) and Garrus (abour doctor Saleon) confirmed that.