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[Golden Owl]

Kaiser Shepard wrote...

iOnlySignIn wrote...

Kaiser Shepard wrote...

What, women need to be funny now as well? You've set the bar rather high, my friend.

As long as she looks good and is able to prepare a decent meal, you won't hear me complaining.

I can prepare a better meal than 95% of the women I know, so that is not required. I also have different, and rather modest standards concerning looks. But a sense of humor (whether good or bad) is a must.

You fool! The purpose of having your woman prepare your mean is just that, having her prepare your meal.

Why else would you get in a relationship?

As a woman....hmmm...Kaiser....<_<

[Golden Owl]

Seboist wrote...

Golden Owl wrote...

Seboist wrote...

iOnlySignIn wrote...

Seboist wrote...

Fellow blood brothers and sisters tonite we mark a great occassion, our thread has finally surpassed the Garrus one!

Which makes me wonder: How come the Miranda thread is by far the longest on this board? Miss Strahovski's excellent acting aside, she's still a rather simple character to me. I mean, I like Miranda's character very much, but I just don't think there's much to talk about. 

And I don't see much discussion about her here either, despite she being TIM's top lieutenant.

Miranda's thread has far more .... devoted fans.

We've talked about her some on here like how my femshep plans on killing her and Oriana for betraying the cause.

And Oriana?

Of course, the organization and woman she betrayed had helped "rescue" her sister and now those she holds dear are going to have to suffer due to her ill advised action. She clearly didn't think things through.

Can't get more Renegade than striking out at an innocent........

[Xilizhra]

Golden Owl wrote...

Kaiser Shepard wrote...

iOnlySignIn wrote...

Kaiser Shepard wrote...

What, women need to be funny now as well? You've set the bar rather high, my friend.

As long as she looks good and is able to prepare a decent meal, you won't hear me complaining.

I can prepare a better meal than 95% of the women I know, so that is not required. I also have different, and rather modest standards concerning looks. But a sense of humor (whether good or bad) is a must.

You fool! The purpose of having your woman prepare your mean is just that, having her prepare your meal.

Why else would you get in a relationship?

As a woman....hmmm...Kaiser....<_<

If you expect Kaiser to possess a sense of decency, you must be new here.

[Sebby]

Kaiser's a ladies man. He knows how to treat a woman.

[Xilizhra]

Seboist wrote...

Kaiser's a ladies man. He knows how to treat a woman.

An inflatable one, maybe.

[Kaiser Shepard]

iOnlySignIn wrote...

Kaiser Shepard wrote...
You fool! The purpose of having your woman prepare your mean is just that, having her prepare your meal.

Why else would you get in a relationship?

Hahahahahaha I see your point. But surely you know the myriad things than a woman can do besides preparing a meal? Like intelligent discussions about politics and philosophy?

Edit: I had a girlfriend who could outrun me at any distance longer than 2 miles. For me, that's a *much* more useful talent than cooking.

Hmm, you make a good point.

Golden Owl wrote...

As a woman....hmmm...Kaiser....<_<

Oh, I wasn't serious, just fooling around a bit.

Well, maybe I was a little bit serious... :innocent:

Seboist wrote...

Kaiser's a ladies man. He knows how to treat a woman.

Oh, I know what the ladies like. 

Xilizhra wrote...

Seboist wrote...

Kaiser's a ladies man. He knows how to treat a woman.

An inflatable one, maybe.

Modifié par Kaiser Shepard, 01 novembre 2011 - 03:54 .

[Sebby]

Oh good ol' married with children. I have a "NO'MAAM" shirt.

[Kaiser Shepard]

Seboist wrote...

Oh good ol' married with children. I have a "NO'MAAM" shirt.

Nice, I'd like to have one of those as well.

[Sebby]

Kaiser Shepard wrote...

Seboist wrote...

Oh good ol' married with children. I have a "NO'MAAM" shirt.

Nice, I'd like to have one of those as well.

Then get one. It's the best way to show one's manhood.

[Labrev]

Women are only good for one thing.

/bitter.

[Kaiser Shepard]

You said it, son. 

To the last great bastion of the red-blooded male,
Where there is no such thing as ladies' night, 
AT THE NUDIE BAR!

Oh man, Al was such a boss. Why aren't there more great role models like him?

Modifié par Kaiser Shepard, 01 novembre 2011 - 05:38 .

[Sebby]

Kaiser Shepard wrote...

You said it, son. 

To the last great bastion of the red-blooded male,
Where there is no such thing as ladies' night, 
AT THE NUDIE BAR!

Oh man, Al was such a boss. Why aren't there more great role models like him?

TIM should have installed a mini-jiggly room on the Normandy. I'm sure Kelly would have loved that...

[GodWood]

Most women are b!tches.
But as are most men.


Now how did we come to this?

[Ravensword]

You know, I'm getting to think that this whole thing going on here between Seboist, Kaiser, and Xili is instigated out of the need to impress Xili and convert her so she will be a part of the Church Cerberusology... among other things. I'm onto you guys.

Modifié par Ravensword, 01 novembre 2011 - 07:34 .

[GodWood]

Ravensword wrote...
You know, I'm getting to think that this whole thing going on here between Seboist, Kaiser, and Xili is instigated out of the need to impress Xili and convert her so she will be a part of the Church Cerberusology

Ithink they just like to troll her for the lolz.

[Ravensword]

GodWood wrote...

Ravensword wrote...
You know, I'm getting to think that this whole thing going on here between Seboist, Kaiser, and Xili is instigated out of the need to impress Xili and convert her so she will be a part of the Church Cerberusology

Ithink they just like to troll her for the lolz.

This goes beyond trolling. This is brainwashing. Someone said earlier that Xili is becoming more misanthropic or something. Oh noes!

Modifié par Ravensword, 01 novembre 2011 - 10:23 .

[Dave of Canada]

Ravensword wrote...

Someone said earlier that Xili is becoming more misnthropic or something. Oh noes!

Not possible, I'm afraid.

[Ravensword]

Xilizhra wrote...

Golden Owl wrote...

Kaiser Shepard wrote...

iOnlySignIn wrote...

Kaiser Shepard wrote...

What, women need to be funny now as well? You've set the bar rather high, my friend.

As long as she looks good and is able to prepare a decent meal, you won't hear me complaining.

I can prepare a better meal than 95% of the women I know, so that is not required. I also have different, and rather modest standards concerning looks. But a sense of humor (whether good or bad) is a must.

You fool! The purpose of having your woman prepare your mean is just that, having her prepare your meal.

Why else would you get in a relationship?

As a woman....hmmm...Kaiser....<_<

If you expect Kaiser to possess a sense of decency, you must be new here.

That is indeed the case. I'm beginning to see why there are only like seven people who post on here regularly. Kaiser and Seboist scare everyone else away.

Dave of Canada wrote...

Ravensword wrote...

Someone said earlier that Xili is becoming more misanthropic or something. Oh noes!

Not possible, I'm afraid.

Anything's possible. At least that's what Seboist and Kaiser seem to think. They're doing their damnedest to indoctrinate her.

Modifié par Ravensword, 01 novembre 2011 - 10:29 .

[Sebby]

Scare people away? If it wasn't for Seboist this thread wouldn't be as big as it is. You need to show some respect son.

[Ravensword]

Seboist wrote...

Scare people away? If it wasn't for Seboist this thread wouldn't be as big as it is. You need to show some respect son.

That is true. You provide most of the over the top entertainment in this thread. The wind beneath our wings.

Modifié par Ravensword, 01 novembre 2011 - 10:58 .

[Ravensword]

laecraft wrote...

Xilizhra wrote...

Shepard has potentially valuable traits other than the things that make her person.

Shepard's being brought back because he can fight the Reapers and win. Because he's already done so. That's what makes Shepard the unique person he is.

Both are true.

iOnlySignIn wrote...

Which reminds me. Perhaps a major reason I don't want to romance TIM is, well, he's not funny. Not funny at all. I wish he can sometimes be a bit like the Turian Councilor or Udina. Those two never fail to amuse me.

Joker must be your ideal mate, then. If Joker was a LI, would you leave Liara for him?

That's kind of a straw man, but it's still funny.

Modifié par Ravensword, 01 novembre 2011 - 11:46 .

[BlueMagitek]

Shepard's Cerberus Enhanced body would be too much for Joker's bones of glass to take. >_>