Brotherhood of Cerberus - The Illusive Man Discussion/Support Thread
#3526
Guest_laecraft_*
Posté 01 novembre 2011 - 12:17
Guest_laecraft_*
Both the turian Councilor and Udina are used as a comic relief device. So is Joker, who'll never be a "real" character. They belong in the same category.
I admit to being somewhat surprised, it's rare to see someone who wants to romance the turian Councilor and Udina both, but finds TIM unattractive.
#3527
Guest_laecraft_*
Posté 01 novembre 2011 - 12:23
Guest_laecraft_*
BlueMagitek wrote...
Shepard's Cerberus Enhanced body would be too much for Joker's bones of glass to take. >_>
There's Mordin. <3
Everybody thinks Mordin is funny, even when he doesn't mean to be. For someone who wants to be entertained, I'd think Mordin is better than Liara.
Too bad Mordin is unromanceable. Why is it that the best characters in the game are unromanceable...
Modifié par laecraft, 01 novembre 2011 - 12:25 .
#3528
Posté 01 novembre 2011 - 12:26
laecraft wrote...
Why is this a straw man? iOnlySignIn acknowledges the sense of humor as the main attraction. I didn't notice Liara ever display any wit or a sense of humor, she's always dead serious. But she's occasionally funny in ME1 as a comic relief device - her embarrassment and her hallucinations are meant to be amusing.
Both the turian Councilor and Udina are used as a comic relief device. So is Joker, who'll never be a "real" character. They belong in the same category.
I admit to being somewhat surprised, it's rare to see someone who wants to romance the turian Councilor and Udina both, but finds TIM unattractive.
Oh, sorry. I missed the part about Liara. I think the iOnlySignIn was talking about humor as a quality that he himself finds attractive in women and you said that he should romance Joker then. I thought you were distorting his argument but I misinterpretted the context.
Modifié par Ravensword, 01 novembre 2011 - 12:27 .
#3529
Posté 01 novembre 2011 - 12:26
No, seriously, is Joker not a candidate or something?
#3530
Posté 01 novembre 2011 - 12:39
General User wrote...
Isn't one of Shepard's cybernetic enhancements the 'heavy bone weave' (that's what she said!).
No, seriously, is Joker not a candidate or something?
Can Joker withstand the procedure?
#3531
Posté 01 novembre 2011 - 01:03
Is the implant procedure particularly invasive? Does it have to be done all at once? Is the nano-tech self-replicating?
#3532
Posté 01 novembre 2011 - 01:09
It would appear you didn't pay any attention to LotSB. Though... I knew that already.I didn't notice Liara ever display any wit or a sense of humor, she's always dead serious.
Because you want what you can't have.Too bad Mordin is unromanceable. Why is it that the best characters in the game are unromanceable...
#3533
Guest_laecraft_*
Posté 01 novembre 2011 - 01:53
Guest_laecraft_*
Xilizhra wrote...
It would appear you didn't pay any attention to LotSB. Though... I knew that already.
Ah, but of course. "A little fall wasn't going to kill you." Yes, I laughed.
Xilizhra wrote...
Because you want what you can't have.
No, because I don't settle for less.
Also, Wrex is a great character too. TIM, Mordin, and Wrex are my inner circle, my most favoured characters. Too bad none of them are romanceable.
Probably this is why they aren't as popular on the forum as romanceable characters. Hopefully they'll get plenty of screen time in ME3 all the same.
Modifié par laecraft, 01 novembre 2011 - 02:09 .
#3534
Posté 01 novembre 2011 - 02:08
Xili: Because you want what you can't have.
leacraft: No, because I don't settle for less.
You two are not making any sense anymore.
#3535
Posté 01 novembre 2011 - 04:35
That would be, but you'll note I'm not taking part in that other argument.Ravensword wrote...
GodWood wrote...
Ithink they just like to troll her for the lolz.Ravensword wrote...
You know, I'm getting to think that this whole thing going on here between Seboist, Kaiser, and Xili is instigated out of the need to impress Xili and convert her so she will be a part of the Church Cerberusology
This goes beyond trolling. This is brainwashing.Someone said earlier that Xili is becoming more misanthropic or something. Oh noes!
#3536
Posté 01 novembre 2011 - 06:34
So, wait. Do you support the genophage?Also, Wrex is a great character too. TIM, Mordin, and Wrex are my inner circle, my most favoured characters. Too bad none of them are romanceable.
#3537
Posté 01 novembre 2011 - 07:02
Nah, at most we want her to acknowledge the one true goddess, Jubileus.Ravensword wrote...
You know, I'm getting to think that this whole thing going on here between Seboist, Kaiser, and Xili is instigated out of the need to impress Xili and convert her so she will be a part of the Church Cerberusology... among other things. I'm onto you guys.
Ravensword wrote...
Xilizhra wrote...
If you expect Kaiser to possess a sense of decency, you must be new here.
That is indeed the case. I'm beginning to see why there are only like seven people who post on here regularly. Kaiser and Seboist scare everyone else away.

Story and gameplay segregationGeneral User wrote...
Isn't one of Shepard's cybernetic enhancements the 'heavy bone weave' (that's what she said!).
No, seriously, is Joker not a candidate or something?
#3538
Guest_iOnlySignIn_*
Posté 01 novembre 2011 - 07:42
Guest_iOnlySignIn_*
Hey, hey, I didn't say I want to romance both Udina and the Turian Councilor. I consider romancing anyone with an IQ below 90 as statutory rape. I don't rape people and I don't want to.laecraft wrote...
Why is this a straw man? iOnlySignIn acknowledges the sense of humor as the main attraction. I didn't notice Liara ever display any wit or a sense of humor, she's always dead serious. But she's occasionally funny in ME1 as a comic relief device - her embarrassment and her hallucinations are meant to be amusing.
Both the turian Councilor and Udina are used as a comic relief device. So is Joker, who'll never be a "real" character. They belong in the same category.
I admit to being somewhat surprised, it's rare to see someone who wants to romance the turian Councilor and Udina both, but finds TIM unattractive.
But Seth Green/Joker, why not. He's a hell of a guy, funny, talented, quite good looking. In ME2 he's like 6'0" tall (Jack is 6'0") and muscular too. Brittle bones should never be a problem when things like Talimancers exist in the universe. It just so happens that Joker likes EDI/Tricia Helfer and FemShep acts more like his mom.
Romancing TIM is like romancing Meredith in DA2. Sure they're awesome and hot people, but they're just so serious and busy all the time. I'd get bored really quickly.
Liara's nerd funny. Only another nerd would appreciate that. I bet she has tons of nerdy jokes, like jokes about Protheans. I wouldn't mind hearing them - archaeology always have very nice jokes.
Modifié par iOnlySignIn, 01 novembre 2011 - 07:47 .
#3539
Posté 01 novembre 2011 - 07:49
Jack... is... 6'0''? She's one of the shortest people on the ship. Are you sure you weren't talking about someone else?But Seth Green/Joker, why not. He's a hell of a guy, funny, talented, quite good looking. In ME2 he's like 6'0" tall (Jack is 6'0") and muscular too. Brittle bones should never be a problem when things like Talimancers exist in the universe.
#3540
Posté 01 novembre 2011 - 08:03
Xilizhra wrote...
Jack... is... 6'0''? She's one of the shortest people on the ship. Are you sure you weren't talking about someone else?But Seth Green/Joker, why not. He's a hell of a guy, funny, talented, quite good looking. In ME2 he's like 6'0" tall (Jack is 6'0") and muscular too. Brittle bones should never be a problem when things like Talimancers exist in the universe.
Xilizhra wrote...
It would appear you didn't pay any attention to LotSB.
Modifié par Kaiser Shepard, 01 novembre 2011 - 08:05 .
#3541
Guest_iOnlySignIn_*
Posté 01 novembre 2011 - 08:09
Guest_iOnlySignIn_*
Modifié par iOnlySignIn, 01 novembre 2011 - 08:10 .
#3542
Posté 01 novembre 2011 - 08:11
On the other hand, I don't think that chart makes any sense because I'm pretty sure the metric system has been standardized in ME, so imperial units wouldn't be used at all. And this would seem to imply that everyone in the future is significantly taller than they are now, because Jack is relatively rather short. We should probably ask about that, but given the units of measure screwup, I don't know if it's canon.
#3543
Posté 01 novembre 2011 - 08:16
Nah, you focused too much on lovely Liara during the skycar chase.Xilizhra wrote...
Ah, yes, when I-can-never-see-more-than-one-set-of-videos-no-matter-how-many-times-I-return-to-the-ship Syndrome becomes a problem.
True, assuming the team actually has attention to detail like that.On the other hand, I don't think that chart makes any sense because I'm pretty sure the metric system has been standardized in ME, so imperial units wouldn't be used at all.
Isn't that the case with each generation?And this would seem to imply that everyone in the future is significantly taller than they are now, because Jack is relatively rather short.
Fair enough.We should probably ask about that, but given the units of measure screwup, I don't know if it's canon.
#3544
Posté 01 novembre 2011 - 08:19
Mostly because of nutritional benefits. I find it somewhat doubtful that Jack had that advantage in Teltin.Isn't that the case with each generation?
#3545
Guest_Saphra Deden_*
Posté 01 novembre 2011 - 08:24
Guest_Saphra Deden_*
Xilizhra wrote...
Mostly because of nutritional benefits. I find it somewhat doubtful that Jack had that advantage in Teltin.Isn't that the case with each generation?
Actually making sure she got enough nutrition would make sense considering their plans for her.
#3546
Posté 01 novembre 2011 - 08:26
Given how she was what the entire project was about, I doubt they wouldn't give her what she needed, and then some.Xilizhra wrote...
Mostly because of nutritional benefits. I find it somewhat doubtful that Jack had that advantage in Teltin.Isn't that the case with each generation?
Edit: Blast, ninja'd.
Modifié par Kaiser Shepard, 01 novembre 2011 - 08:26 .
#3547
Guest_iOnlySignIn_*
Posté 01 novembre 2011 - 08:30
Guest_iOnlySignIn_*
On top of that, extensive genetic and hormone therapies. They could make her 12 feet tall if they wished - so I guess they settled on a height that is optimal for a Human combatant - somewhere between 6' and 6'1".Saphra Deden wrote...
Actually making sure she got enough nutrition would make sense considering their plans for her.
Below, a stylistic representation of Jack along with other specimens at Teltin.
#3548
Posté 01 novembre 2011 - 08:57
Law enforcement could still use feet and inches in much the same way a British person who works in the automotive industry would use miles for describing aspects of a car's performance, such as time 'from 0-60.'
Hey! It could be!
#3549
Posté 01 novembre 2011 - 11:04
#3550
Guest_Saphra Deden_*
Posté 01 novembre 2011 - 11:49
Guest_Saphra Deden_*
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